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"Y’know - I was thinking of something. Something we haven’t tried yet.”
David punctuates his words with a wicked spread of his fingers, sending a pulse of want through Patrick’s body. “Unh… uh-huh?” Patrick manages.
“I think it’d be really, really hot,” David murmurs conversationally, “if you rode my cock.”
Or: with a little guidance, Patrick tries something new.
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06 Sep 2021
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Patrick’s tongue darts out against his lower lip. Something sinks heavy from his chest to his stomach, pooling hot inside him.
“Fuck me,” he whispers. Soft, and experimental.
It has a… a feeling in his mouth. A shape and a taste, something sweet and sharp and new, but still familiar. It’s something he’s heard so many times, he has such an intimate history with it, but never like this. It sounds different in his voice. It feels different in his throat, on his tongue.Or, Patrick learns what he's allowed to have.
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- Part 2 of In Progress
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03 Sep 2021
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The Roses never lose their fortune, and David never moves to Schitt's Creek. He's facing down the prospect of spending New Year's Eve alone, when fate traps him in an elevator with a certain Canadian tourist.
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26 Jul 2021
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David talks in his sleep. Patrick listens.
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24 Jul 2021
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"I could show you the ropes," David says. "I mean, not literal ropes, unless you wanted literal ropes, I do have some very nice—anyway. I could—we could do that. If you wanted."
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24 Jul 2021
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19 Jul 2021
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“-And Seb was such an ass like that, you know? Always expecting bjs or handies or rimjobs without reciprocating. Like, I’m not a fucking sex robot. It’s all about reciprocation, and that’s what I was trying to explain to Alexis-”
Patrick's new to the whole "sex with guys" thing - and it's pretty fucking amazing, but also he feels like there's a whole lot he doesn't know. Luckily, he can ask David.
Set early on in the relationship, before "I love yous" at least.
Kinktober, Day 2: Rimming
(Posting Kinktober fics as I write them so maybe this year I actually finish in October)Series
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19 Jul 2021
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Patrick has a lot on his mind going into his first night really alone with David at Stevie's. David's past isn't the only one muddying the waters. Told from Patrick's POV and takes place mostly to the end of and after Pregnancy Test.
___________________________Patrick Brewer is nervous.
In most facets, he likes to think he is a self-assured, confident man. Reliable. Level-headed. Sure-footed. If you ask anyone from his old life, his life as Clint and Marcy’s Son, Patrick, and his life as Rachel’s Fiancé, Patrick, you’d get the same answer— Patrick? He’s steady, dependable. Even. You can count on him.
But right now is different.
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- Part 2 of Coming Together
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13 Jul 2021
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Patrick does some soul searching after his latest breakup with Rachel and takes an impromptu trip to New York City. David works in NYC as an escort after fleeing Schitt's Creek when the town sale falls through, and takes on a client who has just realized he is gay.
Set in an alternate post-season 1, but of course the timeline is nonsense. POV changes are marked using ~ within chapters.
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11 Jul 2021
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“I was thinking, and you know what would be fun? A bet.”
“What?” Patrick asks confused.
“Some friendly competition, Brewer. Something to spice things up.”
“What kind of bet?” Patrick asks suspiciously.
Brock’s grin turns dangerous. “I bet you can’t get David Rose to sleep with you.”
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A high school AU about bets, art, Elvis Presley and hopefully finding yourself in between.
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01 Jul 2021
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“What are you doing here?”
Patrick blinks beneath the toque shoved onto his head, steadily dripping melting snow from his coat onto the mat they once purchased together. “Um… it’s my weekend."
What? David is already shaking his head, but Patrick takes a step forward, eyes wide, skin pale despite his cold-flushed cheeks.
“I get Christmas. You get New Years. I thought..." Patrick trails off and licks his lips. Behind him, snow blows in through the still-open doorway. "I thought that's what we agreed."
Or, the exes-stuck-in-a-cabin fic I wrote totally and completely for myself.
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- Part 1 of let your heart be light
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27 Jun 2021
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You're about to be where nobody's been by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
06 Jun 2020
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The first time David comes on Patrick's face.
That's it, that's the fic.
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15 Jun 2021
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Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me by vivianblakesunrisebay
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
04 May 2020
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Patrick is feeling out of sorts. David helps him out.
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- Part 2 of Post-Olive Branch
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14 Jun 2021
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Ronnie looks at him over her mocha, a sweet choice of beverage David is continually surprised by, given how salty she usually is. “I have a feeling you’ll be getting that a lot.”
“What? Swooning ingenues?”
“People slow to realize that Patrick Brewer is human just like the rest of us.”
David makes a face because he knows exactly how Patrick would respond to that. An eye roll would definitely be involved.
Or, this is your half-hour call to Part Two of Favored Nations. Half hour.
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- Part 2 of favored nations
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- 6/6
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09 Jun 2021
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This is the second installment in the Sex Motel series! It begins the day after the previous fic, DelilahMcMuffin's Room Six <3 <3
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“Do it. David, I’m ready, you can- you can-”
“Shh. I want to take care of you.” Because he cared too much about Patrick to rush this, cared more about Patrick’s wellbeing than a good fuck.
He wanted, needed, to be careful with Patrick.
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- Part 2 of The Room(s) Where It Happened
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23 May 2021
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David wakes up alone, wondering where his husband has disappeared to on a shared weekend off. Patrick returns, bearing many treats for David before he can even get out of bed.
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21 May 2021
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Both fresh off of break-ups with their respective boyfriends, David and Patrick fly solo on what were supposed to be couples vacations to the Maldives. When a paddle boarding incident and an aggressive telescope lead to a meet-cute/meet-ugly, David and Patrick decide to spend some of their vacation time together. The thing is, Patrick is a professional baseball player and David is an interior designer to the stars with his own HGTV show, but neither know who the other is. Both are thrilled to finally have met a regular guy, so they each hide their celebrity.
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15 May 2021
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5 Times Patrick Was a Thirsty Bottom (+1 Time he Fucked David Stupid) by kez
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Jan 2021
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Honestly, irredeemable smut.
Patrick is a thirsty, thirsty bottom... but it doesn't mean he can't give his husband a good hard fuck on occasion!
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10 May 2021
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Patrick smiles indulgently. “So you and Alexis didn’t pretend to be lawyers so you could finagle your way into a meeting with Wendy and the Australian Blouse Barn people?”
“Um, technically, only Alexis pretended to be a lawyer. I just...didn't correct the Blouse Barn lady when she made the same assumption about me.”
Patrick nods and his eyes are so fond. “Why didn’t you tell me?"
David shrugs. “I told you Wendy gave me the money I used to start the store.”
“Yeah,” Patrick agrees. “But you made it sound like it was some kind of severance package or something. You didn’t tell me that you got her the money, and then she passed a fair chunk of it over to you.”
Or: Patrick learns how David really got the money and has feelings about it. Filth & Feelings and a gross misuse of office space ensue.
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09 May 2021
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Ask Me No Questions, I’ll Tell You No Lies by DelilahMcMuffin for schittyfic
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
06 Jan 2021
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Marcy overhears Patrick and David having a disagreement. She doesn’t want to get involved, but sometimes her son’s communication issues are too much for her to overlook.
Rating changed to E for Chapter 2
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- Part 37 of Randoms - A Series of Random Prompts
Bookmarked by wonky_flutterby
08 May 2021