17 Works in Bowie's Hannibal Humor
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Will Graham is dead.
His ignominious demise came at the hand — or rather ear — of one missing, presumed dead, Abigail Hobbs, the profiler choking to death on his own kitchen floor, the piece of cartilage stuck in his throat obstructing his windpipe.
While a hitch in his plans, this ultimately poses but a mild temporary inconvenience for a man of as many unusual talents as Hannibal Lecter.
After all, his most obscure skill is his ability to re-animate the dead.
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Some rude pigs may not be prudent to hunt, but at least Hannibal can make sure they don't also offend his nose.
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As a favor to Alana, Hannibal finds himself the temporary caretaker of a rather recalcitrant human-animal-hybrid pet.
And despite Will's initial aggression and destructive tendencies, Hannibal quickly can't imagine his home without the little menace anymore.
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Illustrated, and occasionally animated, drabbles of Hannibal's life with his new pet.
[from chapter 48 onwards the artwork is digital and animations become quite frequent]
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Humorous comics featuring the sometimes fluffy, sometimes bloody relationship between vampire Hannibal and werewolf Will.
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Hanna-Belle Lecter makes an interesting new acquaintance.
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Hannibal's commission of a new layer for his person suit ends up rather more revealing than disguising.
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- Part 5 of Once Upon A Crime
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Sure, it's a bit odd to go along with a murderous secret admirer's homicidal gifts. But it would be rude not to show his appreciation, right?
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- Part 3 of Once Upon A Crime
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Trust, but verify is Jack Crawford's credo. A bit of nighttime snooping around Lecter's Baltimore home results in more of an eyeful than he'd bargained for.
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- Part 2 of Once Upon A Crime
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There's nothing Will enjoys more than taking a pompous rich asshole for a ride, preferably leaving the mark fleeced of every valuable by the end of it.
And then he's roped into taking on Dr. Hannibal Lecter, handsome rich socialite. And clearly a man who's hiding at least a few dark secrets.
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Can be read without knowing Leverage (though if you don't, what are you doing? It's such a good show!)
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Will tugs on his suit, the tight material uncomfortably pinching his crotch.
Why he'd let Bev talk him into a goddamn spandex based costume when she herself gets to parade around in a sexy leather getup, he'll never know.
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The boot prints left behind on these enticing crime scenes present a tantalizing mystery.
Hannibal hopes his secret admirer is as lovely as his violent gifts.
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- Part 1 of Once Upon A Crime
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Will finds it therapeutic to pour some of his agitation and vitriol into ridiculous poetry.
Cursing his psychiatrist's name and plotting the man's downfall are not 24/7 activities, after all.
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- Part 2 of Oh no, it rhymes...
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'Dr. Lecter, what the hell are you always writing in that notebook of yours with a little smirk on your face?'
'I like to put down my thoughts on a day's events in poetry, whenever I am able, dear Will.'
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- Part 1 of Oh no, it rhymes...
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Hannibal Lecter, picking up dates, elbows deep in guts.
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Attempting a murder by proxy only made Will realize he'd miss his bastard of a psychiatrist had he succeeded.
He decided his revenge didn't have to be fatal - petty annoyances would do just fine.
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'I could've never imagined this side of the veil would be so saturated with shitty cannibal jokes.'
'Do I detect a note of resentment, my dear? It is not healthy to let these sorts of things keep eating at you. That is my job.'
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A collection of comedic conversations crammed with clever cannibal comebacks.
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The way to a man's heart by BowieSpawan
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Addams Family - All Media Types
30 Jul 2024
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When Will's mother, Tarantella 'Tara' Graham née Addams, left his father to return home into the dark embrace of her extended family, she took her 3-year-old son with her.
Will Graham, consequently, grew up to be a very peculiar man. You might be tempted to call him a bit creepy. Possibly mysterious. Maybe even a little kooky.
And Hannibal was smitten.
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- Part 1 of The Way To A Man's Heart