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    Thomas Innies. The "Problem Child" in the system. That loud, overbearing 14 year old that nobody wants. Running from the homes he was placed in, only to be found nights later, sleeping in a tree or watching the stars someplace high. The adults couldn't stand it (him). But that didn’t bother Tommy. He could care less about what they think. As long as he could fight or talk his way though a situation, nothing could stop him from doing what he wanted to do. Nothing, not even if he gets abducted by aliens that want to take him apart.

    ...

    He doesn't want to be here anymore. It's not fun. He wants to go home. That little stick thing that he grabbed from the floor wasn't a stick. He knows that now when the agony of being pulled apart and put back together in the matter of seconds is forced on his mind.

    He should have never left.

    New is bad.

    Foster Care should have taught him better.

    ---
    A small thump sounded across the ship, interrupting the argument that the three occupants of said ship were currently having. Something had found the faulty missing transporter. And it was alive.

    ----PS there is no plot RN. I'm wingin' it.

    (12/19/24 resuming writing soon)

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    Phil is weak to children and will flock bound with anything.

    Techno is done with everything and trying desperately to convince his friend to not adopt the dangerous species.

    Wilbur is trying to survive in space and get back to earth.

    Tommy just wants the pain to stop.

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    I’ve reading a fuckton of “SBI humans are space orcs” fics and decided to write one myself. Where Wilbur and Tommy, who are humans, get adopted by Phil and Techno, who are aliens. This is entirely self indulgent.

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    “We’re never going back.”

    “I know.”

    “We’ll never taste chocolate again.”

    “I know.”

    “Or strawberries, or pineapples, or the bottom of the ice cream cone-“

    “I know.. I know.”

    ———

    Tommy and Tubbo may have not been treated well during their time on earth, but they can’t help but miss the little things in their old daily lives that made their small little world their own.

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    Coming back from a sketchy market, Tommy finds a few robbers holding his little space family hostage. He knows he'll do *anything* to save them.
    Even a half-baked plan that he came up with a second ago. Well! He's always been a theater kid at heart. Time to put his improv skills to the test!

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    You were just minding your own business until you got abducted. By aliens. Who haven't done any of their research. Ah, well. Might as well play along. Can you get some water, or something?

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    Green Lantern Hal Jordan finally finds out why Earth has so many alien invasions.

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    "You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.

    "Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"

    "No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."

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