201 - 220 of 234 Works in Adoptive Parent Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    So he grew peacefully as Tubbo got older and smaller, his days of fighting putting him in a horrid condition in his later years. Yet Ranboo was so busy dedicating his days to making memories with Tubbo that he didn’t even think about the lack of his own fatigue. He couldn’t remember a time he’d been happier than taking care of his husband and teaching his son the basics of adulthood.


    Or

    Ranboo lives long, Tubbo doesn't. Luckily Techno and Phil care about a certain Ender Hybrid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,558
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,162
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Something heavy and soft settled around Ranboo's shoulders. He exhaled, eyes still too heavy, too cold. But he was warming up. This weight, heavy, soft, was good. Good. Something solid and warm slipped into the empty space beside him. Half-conscious, he curled up against the warmth, breaths turning slow and even. He shivered again, a whining keen somewhere in the back of his throat. Some rumbling, monotone noise lilted through the air beside him, but he couldn't make sense of it. Within moments, he was asleep, exhaustion finally catching up to him now that he was warm, and safe, and tired, so, so tired. The last word on his mind was home.
    ---
    In which Ranboo is sick and exhausted, and Technoblade is not soft. (Shut up, Chat, he's being practical.)

    OR: A Technodad/Technosoft fic ft Ranboo, because I've been consuming found family content at alarming rates, and woke up with this idea on my mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,429
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    1,554
    Bookmarks:
    179
    Hits:
    14,688
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Quackity decides to invite everyone on the DIESEMPI to the grand opening of Las Nevadas.
    Everything is fine, he drinks like two bottles of alcohol and even if he can't remember shit about that night he is sure it was amazing and went so well he can feel all of the money coming to him.

    That was until some days later the one and only Technoblade shows at Las Nevadas with a ring and adoption papers for him to sign.

    What the fuck?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,417
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    309
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3,331
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Tommy Danger Kraken innit is the biggest man the walk the earth. He's got a big head and a major attitude, but when his life starts to go downhill and people from the past start resurfacing he's not quite sure how to handle everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,561
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    298
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Techno is now travelling with an infant, which is bad enough, because of the amount of fucking baby supplies he has to carry around.

    Now, he's in a random Walmart (he thinks? the sign outside was broken), staring at two children, pointing a gun at them.

    And one of them is also pointing a knife at him.

    Alternatively: techno feeds two kids and now- oh, he's adopted them? oh. okay. that checks out. yep.

    these titles really are something else, huh.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,591
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,233
  6. Tags
    Summary

    -[ Everything for him had been solved with violence... but love couldn't, or that's what they said. ]-

    Comments and plot ideas are appreciated, and welcome!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,023
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    1,127
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Ranboo hides his face, we all know this, but does he have another reason for doing so?

    Ranboo, other wise known as XnderWalkr, is an upcoming popstar who has recently gained a huge income of fans, making them able to go on tour. But their last tour is set near Techno, and to his surprise, he gets more than he bargined for.

    Juggling their streams, personal life, and band while making sure none interract with each other is a struggle, but when one thing falls out of line, what happens when these lives merge more than he wanted to?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    509
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,544
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Turning so they are facing each other, criss-cross on the grassy field, finger-combing Techno’s growing pink fringe, before placing the crown on his head. He works on straightening it out until he deemed it perfect, snickering at Techno’s scowl once he’s finished. Techno likes Phil’s laugh. He likes the way his face carries relaxed joy and unrestrained mirth. The chirps that slip in between laughs. How his wings flutter behind him and cause the falling leaves to swirl around him. “Smile, mate. You look miserable.”

    “That’s because I am.”


    Techno doesn't have a favorite flower, and Phil is determined to figure out what it is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,851
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    841
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5,288
  9. Tags
    Summary

    He stepped out of the confines of his small cabin and made his way to the field of potatoes that he had planted. He could’ve planted more vegetables, but he always found potatoes to be more worth his time. Besides, they sold pretty well at the market. The soil wasn’t as hard as he was expecting, but then again it wasn’t a super hot day. Techno already knew by then that it was going to be an easy day.
    He counted, making sure that all the potatoes were in place. He knew they were, but it gave him something to do.
    He paused.
    He recounted.
    He paused again.
    There were a few less than what he had planted. Techno glared at the garden, trying to identify if perhaps a rabbit had hopped to his garden. He shook his head at that. There would be no way. The fences around kept rabbits out, and most rabbits didn’t bother digging under. At his scanning of his garden, he caught sight of some of his bags of potatoes had been knocked over. And stood on.
    Someone had walked over the fence. And into his garden.
    Someone stole from him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,119
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    780
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    9,434
  10. Tags
    Summary

    [ THIS IS A REWRITE ]

    As Techno clutched the soil in his palms, moving it around to get all the nutrients into other sections of the farm, he noticed something. A sack of potatoes, just on the edge of the fence, seemed to have been knocked over. Which, in it of itself, should’ve been normal. Perhaps an animal knocked it over. But Techno saw that the bag seemed to have ripped.
    Huffing to himself as he stood up to investigate, slowly, the thoughts formed through his mind. These tears were not made from claws. They were made from a knife. A dull knife, specifically, but that hardly mattered.
    Techno counted the potatoes still within the bag.
    He paused.
    He recounted them.
    He paused once more.
    He recounted once more.
    Only one conclusion came to his mind.
    Someone stole from him.
    This was unforgivable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,322
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2,164
  11. Tags
    Summary

    -
    A series of One Shots for Technodad

    Basically AUs and Non-Canonical stories for the family of Technoblade, Ranboo, and Tommy.

    Enjoy the family stories that come out :)
    -

    -
    Full respect is given to the CC's
    Please do not shove this in their Faces
    I am using their Personas/Characters not them as Themselves
    -

    :)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,879
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    928
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    19,192
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Camping between destinations suits him just fine. Piglins are wanderers by nature, and he’s never been a fan of settling down in one place for too long. His campsites are preferably in dark, wooded areas that can swallow him whole and leave no trace. Far, far away from any civilization where no one can hear him scream and tear at the ground upon waking from nightmares.

    Sure the eyes of his people watch him in the shadows and the voices are unbearable at night, but trauma-induced insomnia wasn’t all too bad. There were worse things such as socializing and being forced out of his comfort zone.


    Techno has been traveling the road for years as a mercenary for hire, exiled from his home. He never thought a simple shopping trip would end up with saving a child from mob hunters.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    1,089
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    5,920
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Formality
    /fôrˈmalədē/(noun)
    the rigid observance of rules of convention or etiquette.

    Ranboo had hardly ever been seen without his suit on. No one ever questions it; that is, until a series of traumatic events leads to the dark truth finally being revealed.

    Or: in an attempt to escape his past, Ranboo comes to the dream SMP, hoping that he can start anew. But he soon finds that not everything is as it seems...and the past may come back to haunt him yet again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,087
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    1,005
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    10,982
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Technoblade enjoyed retirement. It was boring sometimes but it was peaceful. Though his peace wouldn't last long, when attempting to calm his voices during a blizzard he stumbles upon a rather strange child.
     

    (Technoblade's retirement arc but he finds and accidentally adopts a strange child. And then another strange child. I'm kinda winging it as I go so yeah)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,333
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    8,778
  15. Tags
    Summary

    “Right, so they’re saying it was theft, but it wasn’t really theft. Is it theft when you’re just taking back something you own? I mean, it worked the last three times so I thought ‘hey what could go wrong!’ And ho boy was I wrong.” Ranboo pauses. “You don’t know what I’m talking about, do you? Sorry, I tend to ramble when I’m nervous.”

    “‘S fine. I like the noise.” Which wasn’t a complete lie. It was better than sitting in silence waiting to die of boredom.


    Technoblade is captured while helping a resistance in the shadows and held prisoner by the village dictator. While he waits to be executed, he slowly gets to know Ranboo, the prisoner being held in the next cell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    10
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    2,667
    Bookmarks:
    362
    Hits:
    14,457
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Tommy is Afraid
    after everything that happend in the prison.
    Tommy is still afraid

    But maybe that can change

    Title by the song: No Matter What by Rebbeca Sugar

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,252
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    328
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    3,320
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Lovely, lovely, WEIRDNESS >:)
    A lot of these have Dream and Wilbur in them because why not
    It is still mainly revolved around the Syndicate though, the title holds no lies

    Basically a series of crackfics treated seriously

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,916
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    735
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    9,547
  18. Tags
    Summary

    “Techie,” his soft voice caught Techno’s attention. He sets the book aside giving Ranboo his full attention. “What’s a festival?”

    This is how Techno finds himself mentally preparing for a day of social interaction.


    Ranboo has never been to a festival before, and Techno can't seem to say no around the kid.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,725
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    1,170
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    6,228
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Techno reaches up to gently take his hand in his palm to palm. Then Ranboo leans forward and presses their foreheads together, their noses brushing at the proximity. A sign of trust in piglin culture. He hadn’t thought Ranboo remembered.

    "Even though you're strong, it's okay to cry." His chest constricts. Oh. So this is what love is. That's the feeling Phil had tried to teach him.


    In which Technoblade is cursed and realizes that maybe emotions aren't all that bad.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    1,250
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    8,092
  20. Tags
    Summary

    “Why-” Dream’s mask turns at Ranboo’s croak. A few drops of rain dot the ground. His fingers curl into the dirt. “Why are you doing this..?”

    “Because-” a foot kicks his chest forcing Ranboo onto his back. Dream slams his boot down on his chest, leaning over him casually. “You ruined my plans. I’ll be coming back in a couple of days to check on things. Who knows, maybe this will be a good lesson for you.”


    Instead of Tommy being exiled for burning George's house, Ranboo is. He doesn't have a very good time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,313
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    10
    Comments:
    1,556
    Kudos:
    5,865
    Bookmarks:
    820
    Hits:
    107,224

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation