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    Hojo-Crescent, Sephiroth. "Mako-Humans: Electricity and the Posthuman Condition". 1997. Midgar University Press, (Midgar). by ,

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020)  

    28 May 2022

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    Self-Insert fic. An adult in a child Sephiroth's body can't do anything about capitalism or ecological collapse, but being deliberately off-putting and weird in order to antagonise the people complicit in your circumstances is a decent hobby, if you need to pass the time until you are old enough to fuck shit up.

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    19/?
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    Sick days by for TheOneWithWritersBlock, Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather)

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

    10 Jun 2025

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    No matter how strong (or stubborn) you are everyone gets sick eventually and it sucks, but it can suck less when you have loving partners looking after you

    Or

    How each of the five members in the strangest relationship on the planet got sick/injured and how they and the others around them dealt with it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    86
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    123
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    Silenced Heart by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)  

    20 Oct 2025

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    Cloud Strife was labeled defiant, a troublemaker, disciplinary case. But when Commander Angeal Hewley is called to punish him, he finds a different story written in bruises, missing files, and a boy too quiet for his age.

    As the Firsts uncover the truth, Cloud’s past begins to unravel, along with something deeper…
    He was never just another cadet.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    38/?
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    561
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    Of Sinners and Sons by for RosyCrow

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis (Video Game 2023), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)  

    04 Oct 2025

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    “Who will weep for your son? Who will mourn? Who will take responsibility?”

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    29/32
    Comments:
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    302
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    Advanced Release by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII  

    08 Dec 2024

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    Sephiroth found the package in his mail when he entered his office that morning.

    Which was strange, because he normally didn’t get mail. Well, not personal mail. Or, at least, he never got to see it. Shinra screening tended to be rather thorough after all.

    To his surprise, the package held a... video game of all things. Final Fantasy VII? Huh. Useless waste of time... that Hojo would absolutely not approve of... perhaps just this once...

    xXx

    AKA a 'reading the books/watching the show/playing the game' fic with *GASP* an ACTUAL PLOT?!

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    Chapters:
    55/?
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    It's Who You Know by for raisedbymoogles

    Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)  

    24 Jun 2025

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    Three Sentence Ficathon prompt: Any, any, There is now a responsible adult in a canon situation where there previously was none. Use them wisely!

    It's easy to assume one is an only child when one's mother made a damn good attempt to get at least one of her babies out of harm's way. It's also easy to assume that when the other parent is actually a lousy scientist, and your mother was pregnant in a town that doesn't even have a midwife on hand to know there's two on the way, not just one.

    (It helps so, so much when your unexpected twin is immediately ride-or-die for you, and colludes with your best friend to murder your shitty surviving parent before they can feed you to an alien monster.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    18
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    ELAHUA by

    Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)  

    02 Nov 2023

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    Cloud... Angeal... Genesis...

    They get a glimpse of just how much Hojo's control runs through Sephiroth

     

    Hojo places his palm on the air. Then with a blank expression, he lowers it to the ground.

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    56
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    A Cyborg Sick With Dread by

    Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis (Video Game 2023), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

    01 May 2024

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    “First of all, I can hear a pin drop from thirty-five klicks away, upwind,” Sephiroth states, “And second, I know what ‘shit’ is-“

    “Oh my god he knows what shit is. Lucia, what the fuck have you done?”

    “Me?!” She demands, crossing her arms with a huff, “He might not have known was ‘fuck’ was, you- you instigator!”

    “I’ve heard that before as well-“

    “Oh my god, Matt! Matt!” He jogs to catch up with him, “You have to stop her, she’s teaching Sephiroth to say ‘fuck!’”

    “Oh you dirty son of a-!”

    “We’re SOLDIERS, not sailors, Lucy!”

    “Do NOT call me-!”

    “Guys!” Matt finally screeches, stopping on his heel to glare at them, “Shut the hell up!”

    “Whoa, geez, watch your language, Matt.”

    “Glenn, I will throttle you, if you do not zip it this instant.”

    He zips it; Sephiroth snickers in his arms.

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    Comments:
    10
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    150
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    1,454

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    Explorations in Makoculture by ,

    Fandom: Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

    28 May 2022

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    How To Improve Your Sephiroth’s Day: A Step-by-Step Guide by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)  

    28 Apr 2024

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    He wasn’t expecting such a stupid article to make such big waves.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    466
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    84
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    Rising Flames by for ErrantNight

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)  

    05 Aug 2023

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    Claudia knows something is going on in Nibelheim, and that it centres around Cloud and the two SOLDIERs he came with.

    But what she didn't expect was for them to turn up on her doorstep looking like death warmed up. There is only one thing for it - it's time for dinner and a cup of tea.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    60
    Kudos:
    444
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    2,993

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    Manual Labor by

    Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)

    14 Sep 2025

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    Zack writes an article; the planet is saved from certain mass destruction.

    ~

    Stories set in the universe of “How To Improve Your Sephiroth's Day: A Step-by-Step Guide”!

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    50,805
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    4
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    Sideways by

    Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

    31 Jan 2019

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    Witnessing the end of the world, being chosen as Champion and sent back in time to change the past – all these things Cloud could almost have expected. What he did not count on, however, is landing himself in a world where Sephiroth has stayed strangely sane, Shinra are supposedly the good guys, and his younger cadet-self is in a healthy… fivesome?!?

    Seems like catching sight of one’s dying once-savior and bringing him along for the ride is enough to throw Gaia’s Timetravel ™ off track and turn things a little… sideways.

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    8/?
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    Handler by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

    01 Mar 2025

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    Summary: When Sephiroth ends up changed due to an experiment done by Hojo, a wildlife expert is needed to stop him from going on more rampages. Luckily, Zack knows a country bumpkin like himself that is very good with dealing with wild creatures. Even spiders! Zack figures that Sephiroth has wolf traits, and there was no way Spiky would remain angry if he set things up so that Cloud could meet his hero! Zack just has no idea that Tseng was going to put the two on lock down for safety reasons.

    Or: Cloud very much does not want to spend time with his hero, Zack unknowingly acts as a relationship counselor, and Sephiroth blames these instincts for wanting scritches and cuddles. They 'socially awkward' together in just the right way that they get along where they normally would not get along with anyone. Zack believes the two are too sweet and innocent for dating and refuses to believe they are falling in love, and Kunsel is always right except the one time he isn't.

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    11/11
    Comments:
    104
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    321
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    89
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    From me to you by

    Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII  

    09 Jan 2025

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    Hojo awakens Vincent Valentine from a coma well before the events of Final Fantasy VII, eager to dedicate himself to Project Omega. A year later, Sephiroth is six years old and doesn't want to eat.

    This story can be considered the sequel to "It's All About Science".

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    86
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    20
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    1,682

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    take a knife and cut through the darkness by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis (Video Game 2023), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)  

    10 Sep 2024

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    Cloud visits Aerith's church and finds his enemy waiting for him. Before long, he's faced with something else entirely.

    Alternatively: Aerith and Zack shenanigans from the within the lifestream, featuring Cloud, who can't catch a break, and Ever Crisis!Sephiroth, who may have caught his best break yet.

    Language:
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    15,988
    Chapters:
    5/15
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    3,610

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    Endure by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

    15 Mar 2025

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    A teenage Angeal and Genesis discover a glimpse of the horrors Sephiroth has been put through his whole life, and they're willing to fight all of Shinra to make sure he's never treated like that again.
    Glenn hears of the trio's defection and joins their party under the guise of hunting them down in order to buy them some time.
    Meanwhile, a voice tells Vincent Valentine it is time to wake up.

    Language:
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    12,451
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    103
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    19
    Hits:
    1,410

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    Captured in Wutai by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII  

    01 Jul 2023

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    In the depths of the Wutai War, Sephiroth is assigned a young Second Class SOLDIER, Angeal’s protege, Zack Fair. Sephiroth doesn’t pay the boy much mind until the pair of them are cut off from the rest of their unit behind enemy lines. Injured and aware that the clock is ticking, the pair must work together to survive. Things get worse long before they get better, seeing as Wutai forces find them first. From there, it’s holding on long enough to try and find a way out - or for help to find them - whichever comes first.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    770

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    Morsels by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)  

    23 Jul 2025

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    …or would he still be punished, even if he did listen?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    119

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    Be Sweet To Me, Baby (I Wanna Believe In You) by

    Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children  

    03 Oct 2024

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    There are few living things in this world that Aerith would consider useless.

    Most living things have a purpose, after all, and it’d feel far too judgemental for her to disregard parts of this world just because she couldn’t “get them”, or simply because the creature was a bit hard to understand.
    However, Aerith wryly noted, there are two living things she’d consider useless.

    Firstly, ticks. Disgusting little bugs, they are, and she couldn’t fathom how the world would be worse off without them. They hold no purpose beyond spreading sickness, biting and infesting every animal it gets in contact with, and she couldn’t even justify their existence by claiming they served an important purpose as prey to another animal or beast, since there were truly no animals who’d ever choose to consume the wretched things.

    The second living thing Aerith would consider useless was Zack Fair, resident idiot.
    ...

    Or, the unfortunate time Zack Fair fell in love with the new exchange student, if you were to ask Aerith and her beloved kitchen chairs.

    (roughly an update a week, give or take some!)

    Language:
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    32,879
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    20
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