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An accident snowballs into a fun winter day when Andi gets roped into a snowball fight with a few Avengers.
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- Part 3 of Andi: A Star is Born
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“Did I hear him correctly?” He turns to his best friends after recovering from his coughs, “did he really just say that there’s an auction event for single and eligible male doctors? Are we being auctioned off for one date tonight???”
In other words; An unexpected auction at Yulje’s Christmas Gala prompts Chae Songhwa to make a spur-of-the-moment decision—one that might just turn out to be one of the best choices she’s ever made.
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- Part 64 of me to you, you to me
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Santa Claus, whose legal name is Levi Ackerman, sets out to deliver presents on Christmas Eve with you at the top of his list. Not only did your boyfriend just leave you because of your obsession with Christmas, but Santa himself is in for a surprise: he has no idea just how far you'll go to meet him.
This is silly & smutty Christmas crack. I felt like writing something funny for the season, and I made sure to add some spice.
Levi POV. Written in third person using [F/n] for fem Reader, she/her pronouns.
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YOU’D BEST START BELIEVING IN CHRISTMAS STORIES, BOY… BECAUSE YOU’RE IN ONE! by room_surprise
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
23 Dec 2024
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What if Kabru didn’t believe in Santa Claus, and Mithrun was a very different type of elf?
“...okay, probably a stupid question, but what’s a krampus?” Kabru asked. He jolted slightly when he heard the heavy thumping of something moving around on the roof overhead. It sounded like an elephant was on top of his house, and about to come crashing through the ceiling. “...is that a krampus?”
“Yuh,” Mithrun responded. “They’re monsters that feed off of people’s sadness. Look like big goat-men. They know I’m inside, and they want to finish me off.”
“Why?” Kabru asked, his forehead creasing in confusion.
“I told you, I’m a level 5--” Mithrun started to say, but apparently he realized repeating himself wasn’t going to help, and he heaved a huge frustrated sigh. “I work for Santa Claus. They want to stop us from bringing joy to the world.”
“Santa’s not real,” Kabru said, feeling a little bit hysterical.
“You’re applying pressure to a stab wound on an elf,” Mithrun replied. “Santa’s real. He writes my paychecks.”
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- Part 1 of The Man Who Didn't Believe in Santa
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Got Milk? by SomnophiliaSweetheart for Stevie_Sunshine, Bremonster
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2024
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Hermione wants Draco to surprise her down her chimney dressed as Santa. What was meant to be a silly Santa roleplay quickly gets out of hand when he mistakes the "milk" left out for Santa.
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Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by foryourtravels
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies), Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
23 Dec 2024
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Christmas can be a tough time of year to be single…or desperately in love with your roommate.
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Furiosa and Jack get up to Hallmark Christmas movie shenanigans.
Inspired by a discussion in the Furiosa's Wasteland discord about who, out of FuryJack, would be meticulous about gift wrapping and who would treat it with all the finesse of a gremlin. Special shoutout to Pakamausi for starting that discourse about this tweet.
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- Part 1 of The Roommates of #1121 Rigway
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happy holidays (from the stars) by orangetrains
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
23 Dec 2024
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“I think I know how to bake the batter better.” A mischievous glint appears in the judge’s eyes as she pulls out the Sword of Judgement – a gift to her by Kim Dokja, used to slay all evil. She put a new batch of gingerbread house parts in the oven, but instead of closing the lid, she pointed her sword at the opening.
[The constellation ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire’ rubs her eyes in disbelief.]
Said incarnation looks up at her sponsor with a demon-like grin. “You trust me right, Uriel?”
Shin Yoosoung gazes at the oven worriedly. “Heewon-unnie…?”
Jung Heewon activated Hell Flames Ignition.
Shin Yoosoung shrieked, “Heewon-unnie!”
The members of Kim Dokja’s Company decide to build a gingerbread house to commemorate the holidays… except, of course, it all cascades into a greater chaos than intended. Just as everything else they do does.
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Does Santa Claus exist? by Hydroxymethylofurfural
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
22 Dec 2024
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“Is it a letter to Santa Claus?” Nines asked accusingly, but also slightly amused.
Connor didn't answer right away. Partly because he was ashamed, partly because he was analyzing how to retrieve the letter. “If it looks like it, then it is,” Connor responded reluctantly after a moment, trying to get the paper back.or
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While trying to get back at Harry for bringing freakish magic into their home, the Dursley family start a new Christmas tradition.
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Shandora's Brain Inc. by ShandoraTheExplorer
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Criminal Minds (US TV)
22 Dec 2024
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WELCOME TO MY BRAIN!
I welcome you to the end of year meeting inside this *points at herself* writers brain.
The characters:
Nemain from "Soulmate Chronicles" (finished)
Amelita from "A villain's Sacrifice" (abandoned; only on Wattpad)
Violet from "Soulmate Chronicles" (in limbo)
Gideon from "Soulmate Chronicles" (in limbo; only on Wattpad)
Arista from "Regarding (im)mortality" (on Hiatus)
Dezarae from "Blood of Lathander" (awaiting rewrite)
Octavian from "Symphonies" (actively bugging me to write about them every. single. day.)
Aodhán from "Symphonies" (tagging along with Tav)
Sorcha/Rolan from "A night's enigma" (courtesy of this NSFW artist infecting me with a Rolan brainworm)
Vincent/Sebastian from "VinSeb series" (tagging along with Tav)
Dora from "BG3 snippets"
Desirée from "Sunny with a Chance of Sweets" (awaiting lazy TV days where I might get inspiration watching Criminal Minds)
Emily and Maya Sander from "Living up to Expectation" (started as a "Gilmore Girl's" Fanfic, turned into an original work; in limbo; only on Wattpad) -
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Millie is pregnant and finds out that she's giving birth to... THE ANTICHRIST!? Now they must fight and kill the Antichrist to prevent the destruction of Hell and the human world! Watch as I.M.P. kills this little bastard in the most hilarious way possible!
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“It began with Jake’s idly musing one chilly December morning, as most things often do.”
Or: 5 times the members attempt to get Jay and Sunghoon to kiss, and 1 time they do.
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After getting a few letters requesting the same thing, Santa Claus grants a wish.
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Sugar And Spice. by milbroom
Fandoms: The Worst Witch (TV 1998), The Worst Witch - All Media Types
21 Dec 2024
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With the Academy closing for Christmas, Constance Hardbroom felt obliged to attend the annual staff party— pinning Imogen Drill up against the wall was never part of her plan.
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- Part 4 of Crackles At Cackle's.
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21st December: Blondie, Curls, and the Christmas Miracle by androidsdreaming, unhingedlatte
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
20 Dec 2024
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It was the night before Christmas Eve, and Nick and Charlie have come home to a Daisy-shaped Christmas disaster. But luckily for them, elves Red and Green are on hand to conjure up a Christmas miracle.
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- Part 22 of Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas
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How Not to Erect a Christmas Tree by torimiko
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Dec 2024
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After struggling to get a live pine into the common room for Eri's first Christmas, Mic and Eraserhead go off to celebrate on their own.
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The 12 Days of Weirdly Fowl-Heavy Courtship by Jet21 for Frog_of_Fandom
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
20 Dec 2024
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Kinn frowned. “Is this not - ?” he gestured to one of his henchmen, who leaned in and whispered something in his ear. “Is this not 1792 in rural England?” asked Kinn.
Porsche looked left to the palm trees, upward to the skyscraper skyline and right to the thermostat reporting 40 degrees. “No.”
“So you do not follow the human courtship tradition of 12 Days of Abundant Christmas Gift Giving?"
“Definitely not,” said Porsche.
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Nate River's magical Christmas by Strawberryfruitcake
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
20 Dec 2024
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At 16 years old was when Nate River began to truly believing in the Christmas spirit. Before last Christmas, every year was cold and lonely. Christmas comes only once a year, but last year something magical happened. Perhaps it was the mystic beauty of the white fluffy snow, or maybe it was the warmth of the fireplace. If he was told a year ago that he would enjoy Christmas he would roll his eyes and walk away in disbelief. Next Christmas he'll start preparing as soon as December first hits.
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- Part 2 of High school au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,481
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Snapshots by CatOverlordsWelcome for roadkillr, InventedSlash
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
20 Dec 2024
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Connor's first mandatory Christmas Party at the DPD is somehow exactly what he expected.
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The first time Draco Malfoy picks his son up from the school’s nativity rehearsal, Hermione expects she’s in trouble. She hasn’t seen him in 10 years and clearly, much has changed. Now, they’re both divorced, their five-year-olds are best friends and, though she prides herself on being unflappable, her good sense seems about to fly South for the winter…
Back at Malfoy Manor, the Master has brought half the grounds in with him, but with the Christmas party coming, that’s the last of Gammy’s worries. He does wish Master Draco would stop behaving so oddly, but then again, if there was anything Gammy was accustomed to, from his many long years as Personal Elf to the Master of the Malfoy Household–it was oddities…
This fic was written for A Very Merry Daddy Knows Best 2024