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Snapshots by CatOverlordsWelcome for roadkillr, InventedSlash
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
20 Dec 2024
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Connor's first mandatory Christmas Party at the DPD is somehow exactly what he expected.
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The first time Draco Malfoy picks his son up from the school’s nativity rehearsal, Hermione expects she’s in trouble. She hasn’t seen him in 10 years and clearly, much has changed. Now, they’re both divorced, their five-year-olds are best friends and, though she prides herself on being unflappable, her good sense seems about to fly South for the winter…
Back at Malfoy Manor, the Master has brought half the grounds in with him, but with the Christmas party coming, that’s the last of Gammy’s worries. He does wish Master Draco would stop behaving so oddly, but then again, if there was anything Gammy was accustomed to, from his many long years as Personal Elf to the Master of the Malfoy Household–it was oddities…
This fic was written for A Very Merry Daddy Knows Best 2024
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I saw Shi Wudu Kissing Pei Ming Under the Mistletoe Last Night! by Pei_Mings_Love_Child
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Dec 2024
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I saw Shi Wudu kissing Pei Ming under the mistletoe last night, I did, I really, really did! And what’s more, they slept together! Can you believe it? Wait, where are you going Ling Wen?
Pei Ming and Shi Wudu have a festive time and some misunderstandings are had. It is, of course, all Pei Ming’s fault. And Shi Qingxuan’s just a little bit.
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- Part 11 of Xie Lian: Let’s Laugh and Cry
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Mace Windu's Life Day Nightmare by BendixCork for Ifeelwitchcraftuponme
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Holiday Special (TV)
19 Dec 2024
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Mace Windu messes up a turkey I mean a tipyip and finds the true meaning of christmas I mean life day.
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Krampus Tim has a sacred duty to punish misbehaving children. However, his latest assignment is definitely not a child. But as it turns out, Lucy Chen has certainly been naughty.
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Ein Paket aus Kanada stellt Thorsten vor ein Problem
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A Shorts Wars Christmas by Alylovesanything
Fandoms: Youtube Shorts Wars - Jonny RaZeR & Various (Web Series), Rumble Pack (Podcast)
17 Dec 2024
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17th December - Come Down My Chimney by songbird3724
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
17 Dec 2024
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Two different smutty tales--one fluffy, one chock-full of crack--inspired by those naughty little elves who inhabit Nick and Charlie's home.
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- Part 18 of Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas
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Log Cabin by the Lake (a Hallmark Christmas romance) by WayDownAtTheBottomOfNovember
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)
17 Dec 2024
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The Captain goes away for Christmas to a sleepy little village, where he meets Pat Butcher, woodcutter extraordinaire. Will Pat teach him how to chop logs... or how to open up his heart?
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- Part 1 of Log Cabin by the Lake
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Caroling by MoonChild701
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Dec 2024
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Dabi is a victim lol
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- Part 4 of Dabi 12 Days of Christmas Collection
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Can You Remember... The Windows 11? by Melting_Alliums for morana_gray, thatsbobcat
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
17 Dec 2024
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Caine hears people go window shopping at Christmas time.
He misunderstood the assignment.
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Armand discovers Santa Claus. For 12 Nights of Christmas Day 4, Naughty or Nice
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- Part 4 of 12 Nights of Christmas 2024
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How Hiei Stole Christmas by JoannaKuwabara
Fandoms: 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files (Anime & Manga)
16 Dec 2024
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas YYH style! Obviously Hiei is the grinch, but who plays who in this crack story made too long ago to remember? Read to find out!
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What happens when you watch the Jim Carrey version with too much sugar ×_× old fic being posted here.
Please forgive me!!- Language:
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16th December: Red and Green Are at It Again by Caiterz
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
16 Dec 2024
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Last year, Red and Green successfully got Nick and Charlie to express their feelings to each other, using some naughty suggestions. This year, Charlie reflects on everything that these silly elves did before discovering that Red and Green have one more trick up their sleeves.
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- Part 17 of Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas
- Part 4 of Happy Heartstopping Holidays
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Merry Crisis: The Great Christmas Mouse War by thisispluvi for JihopeTruther
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
16 Dec 2024
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in which Yeonjun and Soobin wanted a quiet first Christmas together, but their tree brought a surprise guest - a chaotic, parkour-performing mouse. Armed with tinsel, spatulas, sheer panic and a ton of bad ideas, the couple declares war.
Forget peace on Earth;
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Jimmy asks Scott for a very specific Christmas gift.
Little did he know that offhand comment would be an enabler.
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Catch Me Under the Mistletoe by lumenobscurum
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
15 Dec 2024
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Lestat hangs mistletoe all over the house, Louis tries to avoid being caught beneath it.
(Day 3 of Vamptember’s 12 Nights of Christmas: Underneath the Mistletoe)
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- Part 3 of Vamptember's 12 Nights of Christmas 2024
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Secret Santa by MoonChild701
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Dec 2024
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The League has a Secret Santa exchange, and you get Dabi.
Chaos ensues.
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- Part 2 of Dabi 12 Days of Christmas Collection
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He Could Be Anywhere- SHOW YOURSELF- by Melting_Alliums for thatsbobcat
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games), Splatoon (Manga)
13 Dec 2024
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Crackfic about characters all screaming bloody murder about how the elf FVCKING VANISHED WHERE IS IT.
Very Bo Burnham Spider Core
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When an aspiring author is dumped by his soon-to-be-published novelist boyfriend, he decides to take a leap of faith and signs up for a romance-writing retreat at a quaint Vermont inn shortly before Christmas.
I love this Hallmark Christmas movie. During my annual rewatch, I thought, but what if Hannibal? Et Voilà.