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Harry Potter and the Magical Christmas Garter by Dazzlingsubway, RubyRoseRed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2024
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Two authors, one festive crack-fic.
Originally written one sentence at a time, until someone got carried away.
What ensues? Misunderstandings, Snarry shenanigans and some magical cross-dressing, of course!
(Our notes have been preserved and highlighted in brackets like this, for posterity. Or possibly your amusement at the idiocy. Whichever feels right to you!)
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A Babysitter’s Christmas Redemption by TammyStarlight (TammyStario) for ItsAPugThing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
26 Dec 2024
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Hire Spider-Man as his babysitter.
A hip and trendy clown dressed in poorly stitched spandex that six months ago had popped onto the radar as Queens’ own superhero was supposed to have Iron Man, millionaire and –read, an actual– superhero, trailing him as a sidekick. That was Pepper’s brilliant plan, and she seriously thought that would sway people's opinion in his and therefore SI’s favor.
“Don’t screw this up Tony,” Pepper mutters next to him.
“I won’t,” he says with a confidence he doesn’t have. He knows the next best alternative is donating a suit, and that’s not happening.
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After turning the Rockefeller Christmas Tree into a pile of ashes Iron Man needs a superhero babysitter that can help public opinion sway back in Tony's favor. Enter: Spider-Man.
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Xmas by captain_rickbond
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019) RPF, Yonderland (TV) RPF, Bill (2015) RPF, Horrible Histories RPF
27 Dec 2024
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Rickbond Xmas🎄Merry Christmas!
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It's that time! Time for some Advent stories for all of us! These ficlets will tie into various fics I've written in the past (or possibly none!). Most will be Barisi fics because, well, do you know me? (hint: that's what I write almost all the time!). But there will be some others too! Some Barson, a little Barolliins, a bit of Barisi Dads because, well...yeah. You can be pretty sure (I'm pretty sure!) that Barba will be in every fic, and Carisi will be in most of them!
Either way, have a wonderful holiday, everyone!
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A Fang-Licking Good Holiday for Two by m3rcurylanding
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Dec 2024
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Wyll goes to Colonel Cazador's for a Christmas Chicken Bucket and ends up finding the true mission of Christmas.
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Once an alien, Han Jisung has finally accepted that he’s forever blessed. One of his dearest blessings is Lee Minho.
or where it's christmas eve so jisung and minho prepare their beloved home to spend the most perfect holidays together for the first time.
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Різдвяний переполох у містечку Балом Гроу | O' Little Town Of Balsam Grove by blueberrryreader
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2024
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Містечко поглинає хаос, з огляду на це, плани Драко зробити бездоганну пропозицію руки й серця з тріском провалюються.
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- Part 2 of Довбані свята
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Twas the Rise Before Christmas by CurlySwirly
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
26 Dec 2024
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Casey Jones is excited to spend Christmas with her brand new Hamato family. But upon learning about Santa's naughty and nice lists, she doubts she's worthy of presents. In order to distract the turtles, she paints Santa as an evil invader to be fended off. Shenanigans ensue.
A poem in the style of "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore (aka, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas').
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A gift exchange aboard the Enterprise G.
Seven mis-understands the assignment.
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Tea time, but coffee works by orphan_account for TrueStoriesSeldomHaveEndings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2024
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" Is there any way I can pay you to put this plague of a person into one of these... tree fishnet things ?
- You want me to put your friend through the... netting machine, is what you're saying ? "
And that's exactly what Sirius is saying.
(Gift for @TrueStoriesSeldomHaveEndings ! )
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The Floyd Boys are invited to a Christmas party that they don't feel much like attending; a poor tree will be the loser.
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- Part 30 of Silly Floyds
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Grinch? Nah that's just Shigaraki and his Band of Elves! by DuckyDuckyQuackQuack
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Dec 2024
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Shigaraki as the Grinch who stole Christmas. The League of Villains break into 1A common rooms and steal all the presents, and destroy all the decorations.
1A is angy.
Kurogiri has had enough shenanigans and quits the LoV.
Pure crack.
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You made a list we checked it twice by somagni
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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When you're Bruce Wayne nothing is simple. Not even picking out a Christmas tree.
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How many Superbat (Every)Week 12 Days of Kinkmas Bingo prompts can I cram into one fic - Superpowered Sex, Polyamory, Xeno-Biology, Electro stimulation, Sex tapes, Consensual non-Consent
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Carol of the pits by Mistress_of_Vos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Dec 2024
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Turns out, Ra’s’ family is almost as insufferable as Tim’s.
“Are they always like this?” Tim asks. Ubu, who is patiently preparing an apple pie and looking ridiculous with a pink apron and mitts, shakes his bald head.
“Only when together,” he admits.
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Iwaizumi has fucked up, and in an effort to earn forgiveness from one salty boyfriend, he plans 'The Twelve Days of Kinkmas' as an apology. Can twelve days of gingerbread flavoured lube, plastic swans, festive dildos, and more, make it up to Oikawa by Christmas?
Iwaizumi can only hope since he has a big surprise on the day!
*New kinky chapter posted everyday until Christmas*
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The Time Baby Jesus was (kind of) a Wingman by the_mayfox
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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It was Christmas day, the day of the annual nativity play the small town always put on. Through a series of events Octavius and Jed play Mary and Joseph and shenanigans ensue.
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Holiday Special! by TeaDrinkingTyrant
Fandoms: ร้ายนักนะ รักของมาเฟีย | Unforgotten Night (TV), เชือกป่าน | Between Us (Thailand TV), KinnPorsche: The Series (TV), เกลียดนักมาเป็นที่รักกันซะดีๆ | TharnType: The Series (TV), We Are คือเรารักกัน | We Are (Thailand TV 2024), คาธ | The Eclipse (TV 2022), เมื่อหัวใจใกล้กัน | Don't Say No: The Series (TV), ภาพนายไม่เคยลืม | Last Twilight (TV), อย่าเล่นกับอนล | Bed Friend (TV 2022), Midnight Series: Moonlight Chicken พระจันทร์มันไก่ | Moonlight Chicken (TV), วาระซ่อนเร้น | Hidden Agenda (TV)
25 Dec 2024
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With the entire pod in attendance, all 50 of them, the Estate was brimming with chaos, something interesting happening in every corner of the place.
“Tae’s stomach’s just sensitive, but I’d love to give it a try.” Tharn butted in with a reassuring smile, though the tightness around his eyes showed how much he didn’t want to eat the offering.
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“Just like old times, eh, Drizzle?” Fang smirked, holding his walls together as the icing dried. “Just like back then, you’re going to lose now too.”
“Keep talking, Toothless. That’s all you’re good at anyway.” Came Phayu’s scathing reply.
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“Huh.” Kim looked at the mistletoe with contemplative eyes, before suddenly leaning over and kissing Kamol. “You humans are weird.”
Kamol chuckled and pulled Kim back in for another kiss. “But you like it.”
“Hm, I suppose I do.” Kim mused, giggling when Kamol kissed his nose.
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Porsche (who also had a glass of wine) was playing dreidels with Waan over a pile of trail mix and candies and losing.
Badly.
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Gun watched on with eyes so fond it was almost painful to look at. “Happy Holidays, Chay.”Series
- Part 34 of Scales Verse
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Optimus Prime and Prowl have a fun Christmas Eve together.
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Christmas Day with the Echizen's by Grape_Ponta
Fandoms: 奋斗吧少年! | The Prince of Tennis (TV 2019), Tennis no Oujisama | Prince of Tennis
24 Dec 2024
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Ryoma has been trying to avoid bringing his boyfriend of three years Tezuka Kunimitsu to meet his family. When the opportunity arises in the form of Christmas Kunimitu jumps at the opportunity to formally meet his boyfriend's family. He is warned that they come with warning labels, but Kunimitsu figures that love can conquer all.
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christmas crack-er by GhostoftheDoctor
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
24 Dec 2024
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Kate and Prentis celebrate Christmas Day together – though Prentis still has a thing or two to learn about British Christmas traditions…
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- Part 2 of Pratemas