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    “This definitely isn’t my universe,” Jason said blankly.

    “What the fuck?” Alternate-Jason asked, his crassness clashing with his neat business attire.

    “Language, Jason,” Martha Wayne chided with a fond smile.

    “Sorry, ma’am.”

     

    Or… Jason Todd discovers that he can travel through the multiverse (on top of his usual weirdness, ie, immortality) and chaos ensues.

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    Damian expects Jason’s operation to be a den of chaos. Instead, he’s handed an employee handbook, forced into team-building exercises, and assigned a peer feedback survey.

    As he battles OSHA-compliant henchpeople and a disturbingly effective HR department, he makes a horrifying discovery: Jason Todd might actually be good at this.

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    Bruce stood at the edge of the gravestone, a beautiful angel marker that was still as pristine as the day the boy was buried under it. Dying flowers from past visits still held some of their fading color as he carefully picked them up and laid down the fresh ones.

    HERE LIES
    JASON TODD

    The grave read simply, as the real memorial wasn’t really this. Still, it didn’t stop Bruce from murmuring: “I miss you, son.”

    …Or…

    What if Jason didn’t come back six months later?

    (Post-Batman Beyond TV Series AU)

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    "My cousin grabbed a red bird guy last month, made fifty grand easy." Famous last words, courtesy of someone who clearly doesn't know the difference between Arsenal and Red Hood.

    Some families pass down recipes. Others pass down terrible criminal advice. Cousin Vinny recommended kidnapping Red Hood as "easy money." The family tree is about to get pruned.

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    this is a podfic of The Right Substitution is Key by AddictedApple

    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    Jason's dead again. Except this time he's awoken to death offering some of their magic. Partly out of boredom and partly because they have grown to love Jason.

    Constantine just wants to know who the hell gave this kid death magic and thought everything would be ok. So now he somehow has an apprentice and he somehow has to explain this to the justice league.

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    I wrote this while i was like hella loopy so i'll come back and fix the summary later

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    It started slow, usually.

    The headaches. It was the tiredness that preceded everything else — his body preparing for the onslaught of pain that’d last him for a day. Usually, he texted Bruce when a headache would take him out for the count, but… Spryal still left some untended, gaping wounds in his fragile chest, the size of Bruce’s relentless fists. Bruce didn’t know his routine, Bruce didn’t deserve to know his routine — let alone when he was at his most vulnerable.

    OR;

    Dick Grayson experiences a medical emergency without anybody knowing until it's almost too late.

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    Jason thinks about all the victim blaming in his life and how fucked it is. He contemplates on what would have happened differently if Sheila was alive as a witness.

    Jason decides that leaving Gotham for a while wouldn’t hurt.

    But then he gets a text.

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    “红头罩为哥谭带来了很多好处,”罗宾继续报告着,“公园街*的犯罪率几乎在你出现的那一刻就下降了61%,这个数据甚至包括你犯下的所有罪行。成人的药物过量减少了 22%,未成年人减少了 79%。无家可归的未成年人发生——”

    “小子,”杰森打断了他,“足够的数据统计。这他妈到底怎么一回事?”

    罗宾慢慢地放下带有 powerpoint 演示文稿(PPT)的平板电脑,然后抬头看向红头罩。

    “你在乎哥谭,”罗宾总结道,“哥谭需要蝙蝠侠。蝙蝠侠失踪了,夜翼也不见了。我们需要你来顶替蝙蝠侠的空缺。”

    “你想让我掩护蝙蝠侠的巡逻?”杰森追问着。

    “不,”罗宾说,“我希望你成为蝙蝠侠。”

    杰森.exe无响应。*

    (又或者:在红头罩尚未开始与蝙蝠侠和夜翼为敌之前,他们就神秘失踪了。罗宾很绝望,哥谭离不开蝙蝠侠,而红头罩,有蝙蝠侠的风范。)

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    Jason hunts down a certain spider. Unfortunately, he finds more than he bargained for.

    April is the Cruelest Month - Day 6
    Overprotective | Hidden Injury | 'I can't do this'

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    Jason wakes up, but he doesn't want to endure the misery again. He's made his peace with this and everything it entails. Tim, however, has not.

    April is the Cruelest Month - Day 20
    Collapsed | Suffocation | 'Everything Hurts'

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    Kon watches Jason fall and decides to do something about it. Jason isn't happy about it, but not for the reason Kon thinks.

    April is the Cruelest Month Day 4
    Falling From A High Place | Hunted

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    Jason’s helmet is his pride and joy. He spent hundreds of hours in the League testing and perfecting it to be everything he needed. It was proof that he survived the Joker and forged the pain that man wrought into a powerful force for good. Whenever he wore it, it was a banner to the forgotten and downtrodden that they were not alone.

    But it became something more after that fateful confrontation with Bruce.

    April is the Cruelest Month Day 3
    Can't Speak | Paranoia

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    DISCLAIMER: I have no idea what this is but I wanted to get what I have out.
    Anyway, TL;DR: Gotham loves our baby, and Jason is very much c o n f u s e d (but still a theater kid)

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    Dick looks up at him, from where he is sprawled out across the sofa: legs over the back, head threatening to fall off a thousand dollar cushion, and the flash of his smile is like spiders crawling over what little skin Jason's got uncovered.

    Dick tells him that they've yet to swap numbers.

    It's a fucking lie is the thing.

    A ghost story of sorts.

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    There were very few things Jason hadn't seen, done, or experienced at some point in his life. He'd been a victim and a villain, a hero and a mindless weapon. He killed and had been killed, only to claw his way from the grave. He witnessed gods bleed and children topple empires.

    Therefore, when Jason woke up disoriented and alone on an Earth without Gotham or the Justice League, where demons like him had never existed or been driven extinct long ago, he wasn't surprised. Stressed maybe, and beyond pissed, but the idea of a multiverse was old hat to him. He just had to maintain his accidental cover as an alien, keep SHIELD out of his business, fend off well-meaning but insufferably nosy Avengers, dodge amateur kidnapping attempts, and hunt down what or whoever took him from his home. Y'know. Simple things.

    Meanwhile in Gotham, the Bats prepare for war.

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    “The Bat ain’t here, Clown.”

    Joker blinks up at him. The shrunken smile widens again. “Oh really? You give him the runaround? Do you have a timer going for old-times sake to see if he’ll make it this time?”

    “No, no timers, no games.” Hood lets a smirk grow on his face, satisfaction rising to eat at the panicfearsavemedad still coiling in his gut. “He left. You hear that really big boom earlier? Little accident over in Bludhaven meant he went running as soon as he realized the original Boy Wonder might be in over his head.”

    Joker’s smile faded, disbelief taking over his face. And then, fear.

    Hood bares his teeth in a mockery of the Clown’s grin. “That’s right. No more second chances for you. The Bat’s finally done with your games.”

    ~~~~~~~~

    Or, Bludhaven explodes, Bruce and Jason make different choices, and it changes just a few things.

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    Set after the fallout of Joker War. After Alfred's funeral and fixing the brainwashing in his head from Bruce, Jason returns too the family. He's doing so well, not killing, he gave up his criminal empire, he even stopped using guns! He's finally close to the boy Bruce remembers losing so long ago...

    They think.

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    “You know, if you turn me over to the social workers, well… the chances of a kid my age findin’ a decent home are slim–”

    “Don’t bet on it, Robin.”

    “Robin?” Jason’s head whips around and he stares at Batman in horror, “Robin!?”

    Batman’s smile falters, and he starts explaining slowly, “Yes, you’ve proved yourself quite a lot tonight, young man. I think you’d make an excellent Ro–”

    “Fuck that!”

    ----

    Jason, very aggresively, says No to being Robin. This spirals into quite the different life for everyone in the Batfamily!

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    The kid pounds against the lid of the coffin; it's loud.

    Familiar.

    In which Jason's plans go off the rails because of Tim.

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