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After a one-night-stand between enemies, Zim and Dib decide to keep the arrangement going. Surely nothing bad can come from hate-screwing, right?
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Zim stares up at Tallest Red and Tallest Purple; at the Control Brains. “My Tallest – Zim would never commit treason –”
“We literally just watched you commit it, Zim!” Tallest Purple cries, gesturing to the giant memory screens – all of them displaying the handful of moments Zim had been so deeply embedded in, just moments ago. “That human – you agreed to help him protect his planet! The planet you were in charge of Encoding!”
This story picks up right where Canon Event left off - during Zim's Defection trial. How the hell does Zim plan to get out of this mess? Defection means death, and we can't have that! He needs to get back to the Dib!
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- Part 2 of Encoder Series
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One day, an 11-year-old boy is kidnapped by an alien who says he came from the future, where they were very close. Dib Membrane is thrilled by his new acquaintance and his first friend in his life. But the alien himself, despite his words, is somewhat dubious. He belongs to the most dangerous race in the Universe, wears the form of an Invader and hates humanity. And he is also a war criminal and a mass murderer. Is Zim really a friend for Dib? Or is this all another cunning plan?
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Короткий посібник з виживання у відкритому космосі by herbarium
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon)
19 Jun 2025
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Ще з минулого понеділка все йшло навперекосяк: починаючи з проваленої лабораторної з хімії, де через цю безглузду людину, Діба, який не переставав таращитись на неї, кипляча кислота роз'їла їм парту, - і закінчуючи черговим нападом загарбників на її - Зім! - Землю. А тепер вона ще й застрягла з розбитим кораблем і якимось життєрадісним волохатим дурником на незвіданій планеті в офіційному "ніде" без будь-якої можливості повернутися додому. О так, Зім точно не завадило б почистити карму.
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Everything had been going wrong since last Monday: from the failed chemistry lab, where boiling acid had eaten away at their desk because of that stupid person, Dib, who kept staring at her, to another invasion of her - Zim! - Earth. And now she was stuck with a crashed ship and some cheerful hairy fool on an uncharted planet in the official "nowhere" with no way to return home. Oh yeah, Zim certainly couldn't hurt to clean up her karma.
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What if Lard Nar took ZiM with him, and escaped to earth?
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Erm so im still trash @ writing fanfics so, kms.
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Zim had achieved his dreams, he had conquered the earth bringing glory too his name and his empire.
His glory to be noticed by all, his peers and most importantly his Tallest. Right? Apparently not, barely throwing him a party did they push him aside. It was at that moment he realized it was all for nothing. All his work, his restless nights planning, his days spent infiltrating the enemy, all to barely even be glanced at. Nothing.
And sometimes it was fun, the calls, the fights with his arch nemesis, what humans called shenanigans day in and day out. it was almost homey, a vacation with a welcoming routine.
Well the vacation was over and so was the fun.
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I Want to Be the New Routine (And I Want to Kill the Competition) by aBlurryHaze
Fandoms: Invader Zim
13 Feb 2025
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Everything Miyuki does is for the good of the Empire. Reinstating Invader training, commissioning the Massive, invading Zyrvax and enslaving the Screwheads. All of it was so that the Irken race would persevere and come out on top, and this was no different.
Several years after the Florpus incident, Zim has silently given up his attempts at invasion, and formed a hesitant truce (and possible friendship) with Dib. Though when he gets called back to Irk to take place in a measuring that will determine the new Tallest, he drops everything to attend. But when he's actually found to be the new tallest Irken, will he be prepared for the responsibilities that the title of Almighty Tallest comes with?
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Formerly known as Encoder Zim / Encoder Zim AU - the real title came to me, which is Canon Event.
This is a non-linear story -- ultimately, Zim came to Earth as an Irken Encoder. His job was to learn about the planet, its history, and its inhabitants' weaknesses -- all so the process of assimilating the planet into the Irken Empire can go as smoothly as possible. This is a long process -- but Zim is very, very competent at his job.
Over the course of 20 years, though, Zim has finally met his match in a human named Dib Membrane. He may be just a tiny bit obsessed with him. Just a tiny bit.
It would probably help if he'd just admit that, though.
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- Part 1 of Encoder Series
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Professor Membrane is a widowed father to Dib and Gaz. One day, he discovers an alien named Zim and decides to take the small malnourished alien and decides to take care of him temporarily until he's ready to head back home. Is it temporary though..?
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Zim is a strong Irken invader sent to Earth to colonize it for the empire. Why are the humans so weird? Why does one smell like a dog and the other smell dead? What's a vampire?
A Twilight AU rewrite of Invader Zim because I had to.
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"By the laws of Irken civilization, I am owed your body's uses after defeating you… as FILTHY and as HUMAN as you are…"
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It was just gone.
No explanations, no epic final battle, no confrontations – Zim’s base was just gone.
Dib stood at the edge of the crater, trying to piece it together in his head. They’d had a few fights in the last week, the same stuff as always. Zim threatens to invade the Earth, Dib swears to protect and avenge it, yadda yadda, same shit as usual, nothing ever changes. The fact that the alien’s base was now missing was…Concerning. Had Dib pushed too far?
Had Zim given up?
No.
No way.
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Stories from Zim's time in the war. Set in the Drafted universe. I recommend giving Drafted a read first as some things may not make sense.
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- Part 2 of Drafted
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An Irken by the name of Zim crash lands on Earth to escape his home planet, Irk, with his robot SIR unit, GIR. He has to blend in with the rest of the humans during his stay, and along the way, makes both allies and enemies. Will Zim be able to blend into society well enough and be able to hide from the Irken Empire, much less, The Almighty Tallests?
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COMPLETE!
Zim has come to Earth on a mission, to spread joy to all living creatures! This human, Dib, just can't seem to take his help though- If only his overprotective Tallests would stop smothering him, he might be able to break through to the gloomy teen
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Nightmares Among Stars by Unholy_Fangirling for AutumnFaeRose
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Among Us (Video Game)
08 Oct 2023
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5 years after canon, Professor Membrane has stared the immigration of humanity into space.
5 years after canon, Zim finally gets another mission from the Tallest.
5 years after canon, Dib finds himself living inside his worst nightmare, and this time it's not because he's literally stuck inside his own head. This might be how their rivalry comes to an end, and Zim isnt going to make it easy on his mortal nemesis.
In fact, Zim plans on making the last moments of Dib's life a living Hell.
Too bad Dib has never been one to make winning easy.
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“I just think taking inspiration from Total Drama Island is a bit tasteless," Dib sighs.~
The Invader Zim x Among Us AU you fools should've been looking for. -
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Inspired by "Zim and Gaz Sexy Space Adventure" from The Zimmyverse
Created by Gooeyblob.
(The list keeps "bigger")Zim tries to resolve an obsession that has kept Gaz away from home, lending herself to overwork herself many hours on the lab, to create a breakthrough in cybernetics, a tight space suit that gets her to satisfy her needs to shoot in that thing. That where Zim and Gaz help each other, they have an intense space adventure trying to take down pirates, steal some precious resources, and have a very intimate meeting at the end of it, that would make her bond even tighter! Of course he will fuck her pussy in the long run at the climax! Read it! I hope you enjoy!
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- Part 1 of (Inspired from) The Zimmyverse
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One day Zim suddenly flees earth in a hurry leaving everything behind. Then a year later, he suddenly reappears a new person. Littered with new scars, a metal arm, and haunted eyes. And most shockingly, seemingly unconcerned with taking over Earth. Unsettled and even a little worried, Dib tries to pick up the pieces.
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- Part 1 of Drafted
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Horde Control (2/2) by Cory_Ross_Gave_Up (orphan_account)
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Gravity Falls, Invader Zim, Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019)
06 Apr 2023
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Part 2.
Blitz has shown the Horde what they fear the most: hope.
But he's only just begun.
He needs to give the Denizens throughout the Galaxy enough hope to turn against the Horde, V.I.L.E., and Exterminators.
Read as he continues his fight against the Evil Horde, gaining alliances of his own, and showing Horde Prime he's not a force to be reckoned with.
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- Part 2 of Horde Control (Being Reworked)