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Dior Dirtbag by ripestrawberry
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
26 Oct 2025
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Regina has been ignoring Rodrick and his juvenile advances. What would she look like, going out with Rodrick Heffley? But when she has a vivid wet dream, she lets her mind wander. And comes to a conclusion when she is lost in undeniable pleasure.
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- Part 13 of Kinktober 2025
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a little more catch and throw, baby by julietteorjuliet
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
21 Oct 2025
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She’s smiling innocently up at him from her position on the toilet lid, which is absurd because he thinks he’s only ever seen her look at him menacingly and like she could gut him at any second, and yet Rodrick feels like he’s being pulled under into some sort of trance or spell. There’s a sweet twinkle of mischief in her eyes that he didn’t exactly expect, like she’s miraculously getting any fun out of this. This back and forth with him. The idea of kissing him.
alternatively, seven minutes in heaven with regina george and rodrick heffley. and then some. **just a snippet as this is my first ever work! full chapter will be released on halloween :)**
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Where Even Devils Weep by AllandBeyond
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
28 Aug 2025
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In a city ruled by gangs and blood, Giyuu fights to protect a dying friend—until he’s left broken and saved by his enemy, Kokushibo. Enemies. Allies. Something darker and deeper.
A slowburn story of survival, scars, and the fragile line between love and hate. -
Are You Wet Now by Maaarken
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Feb 2021
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During the Wen attack on Lotus Pier, omega Jiang Cheng offers himself in marriage to the Wen heir, Wen Xu.
It's an old tradition, one that Jiang Cheng uses only to gain time - time for his father to come back, time for eventual allies to send troops. He doesn't expect for the alpha to actually consider his proposal.-
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4th October - Teasing & Tension
James Potter/Severus Snape (Jeverus)James Potter wasn't supposed to be in the dungeons. But then again, doing what he shouldn't have was kind of his thing. Especially when it came to Severus Snape.
What starts as a typical round of insults and smirks soon turns into something far more dangerous when the tension between them finally snaps.
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- Part 4 of Marauders Era Kinktober 2025
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Bread, bacon, and…. Eggs, oh my! by Anonymous
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Cartoon), 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong
23 May 2025
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When Jin-woo rudely wakes you one morning and requests your immediate attention under the guise of having a ‘mild emergency’, saying he’d treat you to breakfast afterwards if you helped out with, you aren’t remotely sure what to expect.
What you never would’ve guessed, in any amount of time, was that the reason he called you over was because one of his shadow summons, Beru, was “in labor.. or something like that.” He wrote it off as something to do with his monster biology, and says you’d know more about this than he would and is practically begging for your help. Okay…. Not the weirdest start to a morning you’ve had in your life, but at least you were getting a meal out of this.
Yeah. You will NEVER let Jin-woo bribe you with food, ever-a-fucking-gain. Absolutely not worth it, 2/5 star experience actually. It’d be lower, if you didn’t discover from this whole ordeal you mayyyy have been slightly into it, but that was besides the point! It was the principle that mattered; food from the Shadow Monarch is not worth it! But maybe something else is..
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How to Ruin Your Father’s Wedding by katydid for Gentrychild
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Aug 2023
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Endeavor marries All for One to break his always second best curse. Both sides of the family flip out. No, seriously, that’s the plot of the fic.
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- Part 102 of Dad for One Short Fiction
- Part 14 of A Collection of Big Brother Tomura AUs
- Part 15 of A Collection of Big Brother Dabi AUs (or, Dabi Demands His Own Big Brother Series Since I Gave One to Tomura)
- Part 2 of Flaming Potato
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☆ He looked around. All the people were holding spears and forks, screaming and swearing at them both. Seraphlaser knew Exorspace was a criminal, he had seen the posters. The Exorcist was a threat to the religion, but he didn't know it had gotten so bad to the point of immediate execution. ☆
Or an AU where Exorspace summons Seraphlaser as his guardian and they both fall in love. Little did the seraphim know Exorspace is chased by the church because of his past. So he saves his beloved from the brink of death and gains new trauma.
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- Part 1 of Exorseraph AU and shenanigans heheh
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Optimus is woken in the wee hours of the morning to the sounds of his mate purging his tanks. When he finds his mate on the floor of their washracks, he does the best he can to help comfort his sparklings' carrier. Including helping him out with his charge.
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Starscream's Descent Into Madness (ft. Bumblebee) by Playwright
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
14 Oct 2023
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A new Decepticon recruit named Bee turns up. Starscream knows that it's the Autobot scout, yet nobody believes him!
(Or, shenanigans ensue, probably Rumble and Frenzy's fault. Starscream is gaslight, and everybody but him has a good time)
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- Part 13 of Play’s 2023 Fictober Extravaganza!
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“There’s a pop song about you, yeah!"
“IT’S NOT ABOUT ME!”
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Leon Kennedy writes a song about a girl without even knowing her name, and now said-girl's bandmates won't stop being insufferable about it.
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- Part 3 of Leon "Sakura-Simp" Kennedy
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This makes me laugh so hard thank you
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Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
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Dinner Chaos by Lian_huahua
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
08 Oct 2024
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In where Giyuu is reluctantly and forcibly roped into going on a date with Muzan.
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- Part 2 of Mugiyuu (Muzan x Giyuu)
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This is what it feels like by Abyss_Ghoulette
Fandoms: Starlight Express - Phillips/Stilgoe/Webber
21 Oct 2024
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Brexit cannot sleep, maybe some time with the other Nationals can help.
Though he doesn't get that far, because suddenly someone is standing at his door. Someone special. -
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Rider by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
02 Jul 2023
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Darkness will soon fall upon Hyrule, and this time there is no Hero there to defeat it. So Zelda summons a hero from somewhere else. Eragon is dragged into Hyrule and must realize his true destiny before the Twilight devours everything he cares about.
Or: a self-indulgent crossover ported over from FF.net
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- Part 1 of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Rider
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In Which Hinata Has a Type (Unfortunately) by Beatrice_Lobelia
Fandoms: Naruto, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
13 Jul 2023
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Hinata has been sailing with the Strawhat Pirates for two years. In all that time, she never considered either of them as a possible crush or has ever felt an intense attraction to any of them. At least, until now.
But of all people, why did it have to be him?
Has to be because he's blond, she thinks, furiously biting her lip and unable to take her eyes off Sanji in the kitchen. No other reason!
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No you don't understand i started sobbing out of horniness during the last scene, that's how good this was
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The Scent of Your Love by Bloomcrimson
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2024
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Meng Yao gets an odd good luck charm from his mother. (Dramedy)
Caution: this is crack taken semi-seriously. It starts with so many brain cells and then those brain cells slowly die Hunger Games style. It is splattered with my brand of (seriously suspected) ADHD.
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How to steal someone's heart and piss off Dumbledore in the process by oldangryslytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2025
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Harry somehow ends up in the past, he can only go to Dumbledore for help.
They decide the smartest course of action is to have Harry take 'Dumbledore' as his last name and pretend to be Dumbledore's son.
Tom is confused as to how an obviously gay man, with no known partner or interest in forming a family, has suddenly spawned a whole teenager.
But he sees how he looks and decides it doesn't matter that much.Alternative title: 'Albus Dumbledore experiences karma' but in like a fond way.
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Aaashdjsofifkf Harry as Dumbledore's son!!!
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Ch 12. Crack. But kinda whams you in the head with sad feelings. 10/10 no notes
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A retelling of the Naruto storyline, from the perspective of Nozomi, a jinchuuriki who's one purpose is to protect her best friend from the Akatsuki...all while struggling with budding feelings for the boy along the way.
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- Part 1 of “Nozomi”
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Hunger by lexi_thymia
Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga)
05 Oct 2025
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Übel wants to understand Macht to get his magic
Macht wants to understand humans so they can coexist
They are a match made in hell-
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