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Men of Obsession by Wasuremono for Etnoe
Fandoms: Potion Seller (meme), Spiders Georg - Fandom
24 Dec 2014
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After many unsuccessful attempts to dissuade the Knight from his purchases, the Potion Seller allows him on his annual pilgrimage, in the hope of providing a lesson in the danger of strong potions.
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Deletion times are the strangest times. When a certain clueless webmaster tanks the site, two brothers tell their tales of (relatively) dark days.
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Before coming to Midgar, Elmyra Gainsborough thought her savings would allow her to get a nice place to live in the city. While living on the upper plate was a dream beyond plausibility at present, it did not mean it could not be a goal to work towards. It soon became clear that living in the slums was not cheap either. More so if she wanted an actual home and not a crumbling apartment in one of the many blocks that rose up to just below the plate. The only affordable houses were shanty-town constructions, made permanent by the lack of weather. It was nothing like the place Elmyra imagined herself living in. The kind of place where someone might be able to start a family. She smiled when shown one and declined to proceed any further in as polite a tone as she could. Afterwards she would wander back to her temporary home, hoping there was somewhere she could afford to live well.
Finding a decent place to live in Midgar is not easy. Every house is either far too expensive, or a run down shack only still there because the slums don't get rained on. Elmyra Gainsborough is fed up with looking and while exploring Sector Six hits on an unusual solution to the problem.
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- Part 1 of Hell House
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This language spans universes and still you defy it by laughingpineapple for Capella
Fandoms: Myst Series
22 Dec 2014
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There are, probably, enough words in D'ni to convey how much I want to hit you with a chair, but some achievements truly transcend it. What happens in Noloben, stays in Noloben.
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I Alone (Together With You) by Cozy_coffee
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Charlie Countryman (2013)
22 Dec 2014
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Eye Candy by sweet_fa (h_d)
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Work
22 Dec 2014
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Berem can only say the phrase "talk about eye candy." The local healer thinks Sheogorath is responsible.
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Jingle Yer Bells by therustykage
Fandoms: Gravitation, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
21 Dec 2014
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Christmas is becoming more popular in Japan and Bad Luck is right in on the scene, especially for Hiroshi Nakano and his manager K who have a concert to attend. Yet, when an interesting pair of neighbors, Undertaker and Grell, temporarily take up residence next door a few wild events begin to unfold. It brings us into the lives of pastry chefs Ichigo and Byakuya, who also wish to attend the concert where L'Arc En Ciel will also play at. The spirit of Christmas brings everyone together.
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What if episode 5 had a slightly different ending?
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Prank wars at the Office of Pure Empirical Science!
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Randall Tier’s in a bar lamenting his relationship and lack thereof with Dr. Lecter when he happens to see a handsome stranger drinking away sorrows of his own.
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- Part 1 of You Know You’re My Desire
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Hidden Power by 3byeol
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
15 Dec 2014
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Most dwarves know from a very young age what trade they want to pursue. Ori has never considered being anything other than a scribe. It's a steady, respectable trade, not too far above his station; it gives him a chance to learn his letters and read texts he would otherwise never dream of touching. And anyway, the work itself is something he enjoys.
...And so, quite naturally, he ends up throwing it all to the wayside to train pokemon instead.
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headline from this day on by spock for tamanth
Fandoms: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
14 Dec 2014
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Somewhere along the line Walter and Ian's lives split up, just like they expected, except Walter's the one stuck inside a stuffy basement office, and Ian keeps running into all the crazy, fantastical shit that he would rather avoid.
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"Dori, no. Never trust dogs." Nori shot Dwalin a dark look. "Probably looking to eat Ori."
Dwalin assumed that Ori was the kitten as it meeped and hid behind the larger of the two cats.
"I don't want to eat anyone," Dwalin grumbled. "Follow me, at least if you don't want to sleep in the snow tonight."
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- Part 12 of Fix-it (!) December
- Part 10 of Animal AUs
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L's tape, L's trap, and L's reaction. Can L outwit Jigsaw or will he have to play by the rules?
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Steve and Bucky are.... straight.
They are.
Really.
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Izumo, who has been slouching on the couch, looks up at him now.
Tatara smiles, loose and easy, says, quite clearly, "You were staring."
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“I can crochet,” Sherlock bristles, looking as if he’d like to spear Mycroft on one of his needles.
Mycroft raises one eloquent eyebrow and ventures a glance at the tea cosy. “Can you?” he murmurs and resumes his stitching.
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A Young Wizard's Guide to Etiquette by Kestrel_Sparhawk for who_la_hoop
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2014
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The youngest Auror in the UK can’t seem to avoid errors which are blighting his reputation among the pure-bloods of the Wizarding World. In desperation, Kingsley Shacklebolt makes a deal with a former Death Eater currently on probation: make Harry Potter fit for pure-blood society, and he will receive full pardon. Fail, and it’s back to Azkaban.
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- Part 1 of Etiquette Series
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Covering the Bet by AnonEhouse
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
07 Dec 2014
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Tony and Hulk go for a naked stroll.
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You Never Met a Pair by theladyscribe for newredshoes
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
01 Dec 2014
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The rest of the agency's given up the chase, but Steve can't seem to let it go, and Bucky can't have him haring off to find the Hole-in-the-Wall gang on his own.
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- Part 22 of Crossovers
- Language:
- English
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- 335
- Chapters:
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- 10
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