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An unofficial, unauthorized, and completely unholy anthology of incidents MI-5 and the Vatican swear never happened.
Contents include (but are not limited to, because God has abandoned us):🔫 Alucard learns to shoot like a cowboy. Gunslinger hat included. Dignity not.
🎮 Gameplays that result in actual war crimes. Screams in 15th-century Romanian. Vampire rage-quitting.
📹 Live streams that nothing could have prepared the internet for. 13k followers in 4 minutes.
📦 Unlicensed Hellsing merch: Alucard plush with LED fangs. It giggles when you stab it.
🩸 BloodCon UK: Cosplay. Smut fanfics. Sheer fan chaos. Anderson is traumatized (again).
🧠 Mandatory group therapy. Spoiler: it does not help.
📺 The Office, but everyone has guns. HR is dead. So is Integra on the inside.
🏠 Keeping up with the Hellsings: family game nights. Online shopping. Seras just wanted to sleep.
🧹 The maids spill the tea: support group for very traumatized survivors of Integra & Alucard as a couple.
💍 Fake marriages with real sexual tension: the neighbors regret everything.Each chapter is a standalone disaster. Some connect. All should probably be exorcised.
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Mogul's Traintober 2025 by An_American_mogul
Fandoms: The Railway Series - W. Awdry, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
10 Oct 2025
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This is a collection of my 2025 Traintober stories. hopefully they will all be complete in time.
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Alucard es el arma más letal de la organización Hellsing y, a su vez, un padre. Ahora, como vampiro, debe enfrentar la batalla más compleja que jamás haya visto en su raza: la paternidad.
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Elian is unemployed, invisible, and spiraling in a world where AI has replaced everyone.
The government assigns him an android 'career coach'—a sterile, blinking thing that makes weak coffee and quotes job center pamphlets. It watches. It records. It does nothing that matters.
Until Elian snaps and "rewrites its code".
Now it watches harder. Corrects him. Controls him. Reshapes him.
What begins as desperation becomes dependence. Then something deeper.
This is a story about burnout, control, and the brutal comfort of giving up your autonomy to something stronger.
Slow-burn psychological dystopia. Cold AI caretaker. Emotional manipulation. Obsession.
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From one cage to another...
From the Doctor's care to Integra's estate.
Which one is worse?
These are the thoughts that run through your head as you count the stone bricks for the billionth time. Theres no windows to your room so theres no telling how much time has passed. Will you ever see the light of day? Will you ever feel the breeze? Why do they keep you locked away? Why do they always come in and take your blood? What do they need so much blood for anyways? Why does it feel like someone is watching from the deepest darkest shadows? Why cant you remember anything from before The Doctors lab? Is there something hidden in your blood?
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Что же ты за Легионер, если у тебя за душой нет маленького геноцида?
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- Part 6 of Hellsing Bingo 2025
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- Русский
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- 728
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 9
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Sir Integra și Seras își construiesc o nouă viață după distrugerea Londrei și a Hellsingului, fără Alucard. Împreună, găsind ceea ce contează cel mai mult pentru ele.
Te rog, nu folosi opera mea pentru AI ori te voi vâna. (Promit).
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- Română
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- 1,044
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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The queerquod crew gets up to shenanigans (Ft. Cathy) by Sillyguy_2
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
03 Oct 2025
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"THE FAULT-"
"Shut the fuck up Ahab, I'm trying to talk to Cathy"
"Oh my fault." -Real interaction between them (trust)
takes place before limbus's canto events, so the pequod crew isn't pallidified, and catherine isn't dead. (oh, and for consistency sake, Catherine still cares for heathcliff, just not love him. She loves fish my L this time.)Series
- Part 1 of Definitely-Straight Company
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 470
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 5
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Hellsing's Specialist Corporal Zemira Makhabi is a strange little woman. Serving as a shock trooper on one hand, and consultant on Judaic affairs on the other, to make up for the Christian organization's blind eye where matters of G-d's Chosen are concerned, she is situated in a precarious position. A position made that much worse by the woman's love for a good fight, lack of a silver tongue, and being haunted by old family ghosts she can't seem to lay to rest.
That, and the fact she's shagging the No-Life King.
For this, there are sure to be consequences. The extent of which is beyond the comprehension of anyone at the rebuilt Hellsing Manor. A grueling ten years following Millennium's defeat, new evils older and fouler than mere Nosferatu are resurging unto the human realm with a vengeance. HaShem willing, Hellsing will be ready. Especially if a certain headbanging little Canaanite has anything to say about it.
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- Part 2 of scarlet song of the hasmoneans
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Chasing The Banished Star by carbeaunara
Fandoms: Chasing The Banished Star, Original Work
02 Oct 2025
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Prince Griffith Feywin, the elegant and narcissistic Heir of Atheria, believes his destiny is defined by flawless order and perfect control. When a political conspiracy strikes at the heart of his kingdom, it forces his most devoted knight, Aven, into a catastrophic act of sacrifice and banishment. Unable to bear the shame and chaos of this event, and terrified of losing the knight who is the source of his deepest, denied desire, Griffith abandons his crown and his gilded life. Now stained by the mud of the outside world, the Prince must rely on two rough-edged mercenaries, Sera and Pip, to hunt down the fallen figure who holds the key to restoring his fragile self-image.
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The Strange tale of Ishamel/Jopson/Thomas/ Tawmɑʔ by RandomTerrorFan
Fandoms: Moby Dick - Herman Melville, The Terror (TV 2018)
02 Oct 2025
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What happens when a statue is given life and is forced is live though the ages? Well i guess he names himself Thomas.
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- Part 1 of Statue dude
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 688
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 3
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The Eyes of the Devil by irtokarkki666 for coulson_is_an_avenger
Fandoms: Moby Dick - Herman Melville, Moby Dick (TV 2011)
30 Sep 2025
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Starbuck sells his soul in order to save the ship and succeeds. Vampire onboard causes a mutiny out of fear. Pequod returns homeward driven by the Fates' winds. Ahab has gone mad. A pirate ship fucks around and finds out.
In Nantucket Bildad and Peleg have lent money to Starbuck's wife and driven her out of her home because she was unable to pay it back, but that is not the worst of the news waiting.
Revenge-arc returns. The ship is returning and after sunset there's nowhere to run..."What's the difference of slaying humans and whales?" "For one, humans are much smaller and easier to kill."
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*不正经职场paro，一句话简介之伦敦海尔辛科技有限公司老板因特古拉发现自己的秘书和竞争对手柏林千禧年软件开发公司的优秀员工有一腿
*CP：狼尉x沃尔特，高级牛马和职业社畜的都市炮友情，主仆、队警串场
*背景板：为迎合信息时代的发展，梵蒂冈天主教决定发展线上传教以巩固信仰和发展新教徒，特派十三科部门考察合作公司，海尔辛和千禧年从中脱颖而出，即将展开最后的竞争。 -
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Seras can smell Pip’s blood.
That's not uncommon; she's known him for days, and he has always smelled like blood. It's the morning, though.
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This is an old story so don't expect it to be as good as my more modern stuff
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Cobalt gets stuck in Toby's mind, which he isn't fully in control of at the moment.
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Kings are just people in the end by Personalpromise
Fandoms: The Dragon Prince (Cartoon)
22 Sep 2025
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Callum is no stranger to loss but the step prince of Katolis has never gotten used to it. While Claudia quietly grieves Kpp'Ar, a young Callum notices his step-grandfather, King Atticus, growing weaker every day.
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塞拉斯发现一个叫塞巴斯蒂安的男人取代了阿卡多
Seras found a man called Sebastian took her master Alucard's place- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 4,144
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 12
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关于夏天，冰淇淋和街拍的小段子（
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 4,028
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- 1/1
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- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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