17 Works in Ruth Handler (Barbie 2023)
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Ken nem találja a helyét Barbielandben. Egy arizoniai kisvárosban próbál új életet kezdeni, ez azonban korántsem olyan egyszerű, mint gondolta. Úgy érzi, semmi sincsen rendben körülötte, így hát a városka egyedi, kék gyorséttermében kezd takarítói szolgálatba. Végül „titkos" fodrászszalont is beüzemeltet. (Igaz, a dolog nagyrészt csak az ő fejében létezik.) A szomszédjaival is egész jól elkezd kijönni, köztük új családra lel, és megtalálja önmagát.
Pár gond van csupán:
Szárnybontogatásait a Mattel nem nézi jó szemmel.
És meglehet, már semmi köze ahhoz a Kenhez, aki egykoron volt. Új énjével karöltve átértelmezi a Valóságot: a helyes és a helytelen megborulni látszik. -
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Stereotypical Barbie (a.k.a. just Barbara Handler now) and Gloria (a.k.a. her Mattel exec girlfriend now) walked hand in hand towards the snowflake-garlanded tent along Barbieland Beach.
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Ken's first birthday in Barbie Land is also his first day ever, so it's a day filled with first things: first time meeting Barbie, first time seeing Barbie Land and experiencing its magic, first bite of cake, first shooting star, loads of firsts. Oh yes, and first experience of an unknown icky feeling we in the Real World know as anxiety.
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Imma Live Forever [vid] by Dee_Laundry for Trelkez, such_heights, CherryIce
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023)
01 Feb 2024
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He's just Xavier.
Not really, he's Ken, but in some ways he's a lot like Xavier/X from The Afterparty.
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- Part 18 of Vids by Dee
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Gloria and Sasha never see Barbie again after their brief encounter with her at the school. Although she’d hate to admit it, Gloria has been spinning about it for weeks.
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the one where Barbie gets put back in the box and her favorite human sets out to find her.
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Barbara 'Barbie' Handler and Gloria are building new lives, separately and together. Gloria takes responsibility for a new product line for Mattel . Barbie pursues a new career as an activity coordinator for a retirement village. Their feelings develop along with the new doll line . Parallel paths tackle what it means to be a woman in all stages of life. Throw in doll prototypes, accidental sleepovers, an astute teenager and a wise ghost.
“You know I’m beginning to think that you want to be in charge of creating the perfect Ken for Barbie Handler in this world, along with the new project line. You don’t have the power to weave dreams in this world, Gloria. The definition of my humanity is having the ability to choose, it may not mean finding the perfect cut out to move along side.”
“That’s not what I’m trying…”
“Yes, it is, your heart is good and true. I don’t need to be an expert in humanity to see that you are avoiding self-reflection worse than Beach Ken and I on our worst periods of miscommunication. Stop trying to make Allen into Patriarchal Ken. I had a lifetime of the same conversations, with a script. I don’t want that now….not with you.”
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“Take my hands, close your eyes, and feel.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t think I can.”
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- Part 14 of Barbieland library
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Every morning in Barbie Land was the same. So were the afternoons. But then came the nights. And the nights were the one thing in Barbie Land that weren’t always the same.
But even so, there was one night that was truly different from all the rest.
It was the night that Weird Barbie kissed Barbie.
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Phthalate Polyvinyl Chloride by 𝙾𝙿𝙹𝙴 (HakaonWira)
Fandoms: Barbenheimer - Fandom, Oppenheimer - Fandom, Barbie (Movie 2023), Oppenheimer (Movie 2023), Barbie, J. Robert Oppenheimer - Fandom
15 Dec 2023
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WII is over; the Japanese have surrendered and J. Robert Oppenheimer is tasked to deliver a nuke to Barbieland.
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The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Barbley Quinn by iamawilderness
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Comics), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Poison Ivy (Comics), Barbie (Movie 2023), Batman - All Media Types, Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Batman: The Animated Series
17 Nov 2023
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“I’m sorry…” Ivy begins. “I thought I just heard you say your name is Barbie, which can’t possibly be right, because that would be dumb as shit.”
“Now who’s being mean?” Barbie says, crossing her arms petulantly.
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Barbie is Harley; Harley is Barbie. Poison Ivy has a bone to pick with both of them. (Look, this is Margot Robbie’s fault for being a ridiculously compelling actor; I don’t make the rules.*)
*Except a whole bunch of metafictional rules I am making up for this fic as I go along
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Thunder rattled their Ouija board. "O spirits of the beyond," Author Barbie monologued, "if you are here tonight, appear before us."
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He wasn’t expecting a leaving party but he does get one: the banner reads Thank You For Turning Your Ongoing Nervous Breakdown Into A Road Trip And Not Trying To Brainwash Us Again Or Destroy Reality As We Know It! Good Luck!!!
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Audio version here:
https://youtu.be/Z-IFr1v5bHY?feature=sharedBarbara Handler befriends a pregnant woman at the obstetrics clinic waiting room, while she waits to be called for her first-ever check-up. She feels remorseful about having ignored her pregnant neigbor Midge and apologizes to her symbolically, talking to a customized Barbie doll dressed up as a pregnant woman. This action causes a reaction in Barbieland, where Midge suddenly starts to feel her baby kicking and Weird Barbie appears to be magically pregnant.
Meanwhile, Ken struggles to find himself in a world where there is a glass ceiling for men. Allan finds out about the pregnancy portal and travels through it with Weird Barbie and Midge...and Ken?
Will Ken find a way to escape to the Real World and look for his own identity there?
What is Barbara learning about adult life and why does Sasha seem more mature than her?
Will Gloria, her husband, Mattel personnel or any of their ghosts be of any help and guidance to the characters in their different quests?
Let's find out...
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"I don't care what sex you are, male or female, man or woman--I love you for who you are."
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Barbara H. Roberts has a secret life, a past that she boxed and placed in a far corner of her mind, but when she goes back home to finally deal with her grandmother's estate, her nosy, caring best friend Gloria insists on helping her. She knows it's past time to open up and stop hiding from the people in her life. Her therapist would call it growth, but she calls it a freaking annoyance. Throw in the thoughtful ex-boyfriend whose heart she broke in her desire to flee other people's ideas of her, of "Barbie," and she can't help wondering if she misjudged everything and everyone she thought she knew.
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- Part 1 of Take Me Home
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Barbie braves the world of dreams and subconsciousness in her journey to understand herself, the real world, and the feelings she's been having for her best human friend.
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The story of Barbie's humanity through her dreams.
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“I’ve never heard of Kens being weird before.”
“Oh, I’m not Weird.” He chuckles. “You get Weird by being played with too hard. Ken doesn’t get played with enough for that.”
“Not Weird-weird. Just… weird. Strange, off, different. Is there anything else going on?”
“Not really.” He rubs his chin in thought. “Just a general feeling that being myself is not enough for me, and a deep, painful emptiness that never subsides.”
“Weird.”
“Yes.”