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  1. 18

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    The Snickets, the Calibans, the Baudelaires, and the Quagmires get on like a house on fire.

    A series of oneshots before, during, and after the events of Fortunate, bookended by multichapter longfics.

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  2. 22

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    In which the lives of several orphans might be just a little less unfortunate.

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  3. 14

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    Whether it was for the best or the worst, Duncan and Isadora Quagmire didn’t escape with Hector in the Vile Village. Instead, they stuck around with the Baudelaires as they tried everything to escape the wrath of Count Olaf. The five, eventually six and then seven, orphans do whatever they can to survive.

    This is their story.

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  4. 4

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    Entry n°39 of the Versatile Film Department Archive : a set of 48 reels of film shot by Sally Sebald, covering a period of thirty years (approx.). Most of the production is documentary, and offers precious insights into the history of VFD film-making. Some works of fiction were retrieved (see Item n°5, 8 and 3, partially), but most of them are thought lost (see the concluding remarks).

    Designated archivist : Anatole Svankmajer. Trained in physical bibliography and cinema. Apologies for my handwriting.

    “Unsurprisingly, History and its flow of ashes has done a great disservice to an artist so dedicated to cinema everyone always seems to forget she was, more often than not, the person holding the camera. And though her brother’s work is of course paramount in the realm of coded art, I will only say that to understand where we come from, what we’ve been through and possibly why we are still enduring, as an organization, it is to her movies that we should turn.”
    Polly Kale, ‘To Remember Sally Sebald: The Eye of the Beholder’.

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  5. 4

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    He needed an anagram for Kit’s name. Luckily, anagrams were one of his many specialities. His pen drifted to the margin of the page. He started by writing out her full name, all in capitals. KIT SNICKET. Ten letters, three vowels. Then he got to work.

     

    Olaf entertains himself in Literature Class.

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    • 28 Aug 2025

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      Anagrams with Olaf; or, A Fatal Margin Show
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      He needed an anagram for Kit’s name. Luckily, anagrams were one of his many specialities. His pen drifted to the margin of the page. He started by writing out her full name, all in capitals. KIT SNICKET. Ten letters, three vowels. Then he got to work.

      Olaf entertains himself in Literature Class.

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  6. 10

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    AU: Four years after escaping the island, a not-so-dead Olaf finds he has no choice but to work with the Baudelaire siblings who are not children anymore as well as his ex-flame Kit Snicket who wouldn't be alive if Olaf hadn't saved her from dying in childbirth on the island. Seeing no other option than to defect to the fire-fighting side of V.F.D. Olaf and his former enemies, now his closest allies, must put the pieces together to a new sinister mystery than are more threatening than Olaf himself ever was.

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  7. 3

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    It all started that one night at the Opera

    Her sugar bowl was stolen

    Her life was ruined

    He made her life better...

    No he didn't. He never did.

    Count Olaf was manipulating her the entire time...

    Esmé Squalor's life and her dependency around the sugarbowl and her complicated relationship with count Olaf.

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  8. 24

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    An outrigger washes ashore on Briny Beach, filled with corpses. The only living things are a snake and a young girl, whose journey isn't over yet.

    (One-Shot, Post Canon. Character Introspection.)

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  9. 33

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    What would it take for Count Olaf to become a good guardian? Is there any shadow of a decent, caring person left inside of him? Probably not, but in this AU there is!

    When all four of their lives come under threat from a mysterious assailant, Count Olaf and the Baudelaire orphans are forced to go on the lam together, a phrase which here means Olaf accidentally discovers he has paternal instincts. Canon-divergence starting at the end of The Carnivorous Carnival.

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  10. 6

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    Kit Snicket embarks to Spain on her first unchaperoned assignment for VFD. Who better to have with her than her best friend?

    Takes place BEFORE Auld Lang Syne & The Fox and the Count
    Rated M for some adult language and some sensuality in later chapters, but no smut.

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  11. 45

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    What if the Quagmire triplets didn’t escape in Hector’s mobile home? What if they suffered through all the things that happened to the three Baudelaire children after their escape from the Village of Fowl Devotees?

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  12. 3

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  13. 5

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    A new student sits awkwardly on the bench in a crisp new Prufrock Preparatory School uniform, wincing in time not to a beat but to the ear splitting notes of Vice Principal Nero's violin. They're waiting for their schedule, or maybe their dorm assignment, or perhaps are in disguise to try and cheat their way into passing Eavesdropping II and Disguise I at the same time. Nothing should be different today.
    Should, however, does not mean is.

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  14. 28

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    A man visits Stain'd-by-the-sea for the first time, and finds there much more than he could have expected.

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  15. 6

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    "You could always ask to be relocated," Jacquelyn suggested, not looking up from her handbook and notes. "I'm sure you could be placed with a different mentor."

    "And end up with who? No way, I could get stuck with the sad Snicket, no one wants that," Gustav said, scrunching up his face. 

    "Lemony isn't that bad," The woman said, finally setting her pen down and raising a perfect brow at her partner. 

    "You say that because you get Kit," Gustav rolled his eyes, flopping into the chair beside her. "You get to spend time with the Snickets."

    "They're all pretty odd too," she said, putting a hand on his shoulder. "If you're really unhappy, maybe they could switch you to the Beaudelaires. I've heard they're very nice." 

    "I can't do that," Gustav groaned. 

     "Why?"

    "Because he's so handsome, Jackie!" 

    "Don't call me Jackie."

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  16. 4

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    —COMPLETED—

    It has been 8 years since The End. The Quagmire Triplets are all together at a VFD training center called The Base. A series of murders start occurring and the victims are looking fairly familiar.

    Quigley has been given the assignment of finding out who the killer may be. Though the killer may be closer than he thinks.

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  17. 47

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    The town of Hawkins is thrown into turmoil when five children are kidnapped and dragged by their ankles out of town. Joyce leaves with her oldest son and the Police Chief to find them, her past having finally come back to haunt her. Meanwhile, the kids attempt an escape; unfortunately, they have to escape without Will. They team up with another mysterious runaway, who rarely speaks and even more rarely gives them answers, to try and find out how to rescue their friend, why this organization wanted them, and why these teenage arsonists seem to know who they are.

    Stranger Things Party in ASOUE Universe AU.

    Rated Teen and Up for Swearing and Threats of Violence.

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    The VFD schism occurred, but the members were able to reform into something stronger. To accomplish this, they paired chaperones from one side of the past schism with apprentices from the other. On her eighteenth birthday, much to her chagrin, Violet Baudelaire is paired with Count Olaf. Together they set forth on a mission to solve a mystery. That is, if they can ever see eye to eye.

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  19. 15

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    What if Klaus got kidnapped instead of Sunny during TCC-TSS, What if Klaus just stopped talking cause whenever he went to open his mouth all he could do was scream for his sisters who were toppling down Mount Fraught

    Or what if I made Klaus go through a even harder time cause tbh he didn’t go through as much shit as Violet & Sunny did, and I just wanna give my boy more ✨ trauma ✨

    Edit: Someone pointed out to me that I used the wrong saying! I meant a Vow of silence, Not a Value of silence! Sorry to anyone that got a bit confused… lol

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  20. 3

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    "I must say, that colour is flattering on you."
    "My dress?"
    "No, the crimson blush of embarrassment on your face. Do I fluster you that much, J?"

    Or, Jacquelyn & Gustav, throughout the years.

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