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    Some people play with their dolls by dressing them up, playing adventure, arranging scenes, or other nice and cute activities.

    I'm playing with my dolls like Sid from Toy Story >:]

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    ain't it fun to hurt some characters?

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    When the Master of the Ninja Corps is found dead in his own Dojo and his most recent student is found by his corpse, Autobot High Command looks to the most likely suspect to be the killer.

    Unfortunately for Prowl, Cybertron’s judicial system isn’t interested in the defense of a former street-mech when all their (questionable, limited) evidence points to him as the killer.

     

    It takes a long time for the truth to come to light. When it does, things have already changed too much and the course of fate has already been altered.

    All Prowl can do is try to survive the storm.

     

    OR: In which Prowl lingers after Yoketron dies and is found by his body and accused of his murder. He spends millennia paying for a crime he didn’t commit, and by the time his innocence is revealed he will never be the same again.

    A story about corrupted government, wrongful imprisonment and the traumas that come with it, soul-searching and self-discovery, new beginnings, and, eventually, healing.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    I love a little bit of terrible things happening to Prowl <3333. He really did deserve better here so the hopeful ending works really well for me.
    A comfort read I've come back to a few times!

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    Cody shares fairytales with the Rescue Bots, and then everyone else wants a turn.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Cultural exchange :DDD it's fun seeing where cybertronian stories overlap with human ones. Fluffy and sweet <3

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Just the right amount of hurt/comfort to fluff and some really fun world building to temper it all! I'm adopting several headcanons from this immediately lol. Feral!Prowl was so much fun and I adore how sweet he was with Jazz.

    [Summary of first fic: As if having to change his plans for the winter wasn't bad enough, now Jazz's transport crashed and he's stuck in the middle of a crystal forest in Primus-knows-where. He's lucky that he was rescued before he froze to deactivation. Unfortunately, the mech that did the rescuing is half-feral and rather unwilling to let him leave.]

    [Note: The last fic in the series contains some mild sexual content and is required to understand the events of that fic. Other works in the series do not contain sexual content.]

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    Jazz knows what happens to princes who lose wars. He's prepared for all kinds of horrible things to happen once he agrees to be conjunxed to someone he'd thought was his friend, when he was young and stupid.

    Too bad Prowl seems bent on playing the waiting game, because staying braced to take a hit that never comes is exhausting.

     

    “So, Lieutenant General Prowl. Is this an offer?”
    Prowl’s wings tilted up. “If you want it to be. Yes.”
    “Then I accept your suit, on my honor as Prince of Staniz and Polyhex.” Jazz stared Prowl down, already making plans. “If you don’t mind, my lord, I’d appreciate you letting your Prime know before my brother makes any unfortunate choices."

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    For erections lasting more than four hours, please consult a doctor.

    Or: Ratchet sometimes wishes the war was still on, because at least back then he had a smaller pool of idiots to treat.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Absolutely hilarious and tasteful in its raunchiness. 10/10 I love medics bickering