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Batman's Sabbatical by bang-the-smoke (708_things)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Dec 2025
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Joker is somehow approached by Alfred when Batman is seemingly MIA. He is vague about where he is but The Joker decides his dear enemy needs a reminder of what drives him to be the Dark Knight.
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love, hypothetically by bang-the-smoke (708_things)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Dec 2024
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As an extension of Blitzø's ‘apology tour’ and avoidance of his own feelings, he decides to start up a couples therapy side-business. Blitzø helps various couples across the Pentagram, providing a mix between genuinely helpful advice and the horrific. Maybe then he can figure out how to fix his own relationship with Stolas.
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Written for Helluva Bang 2024. Art by @j3llys4ndwiches, @molars, and @roboblitzy on twitter!
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After the battle by bang-the-smoke (708_things) for DarkAbyss
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2024
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After witnessing Alastor's injury against Adam, Vox sets off to find him, expecting to gloat. A surprise revelation makes him reconsider.
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When Merlin finds out about an assassination plot against Arthur that is set to happen sometime during the annual three-day masquerade ball that Camelot hosts, he is forced to enter the ball, disguised. How will he be able to save Arthur's life when the prince attempts to court him during the ball?
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Tubbo, Tommy, Ranboo, and Michael spend New Years Eve together. Tubbo thinks about his hopes and resolutions while spending time with his loved ones.
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Skeppy feels very alone ever since he got possessed by the egg. A small gift from Bad reignites his hope for their future, even if they will be the last ones left.
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Yuu's Festive Mission by bang-the-smoke (708_things)
Fandoms: 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End (Anime & Manga)
23 Dec 2023
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Yuu knows that Mika hasn't really been festive and celebrated Christmas since their seperation and since he became a vampire. He decides to fix that with the help of his backup singers Yoichi and Shinoa.
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Normal People Things by bang-the-smoke (708_things) for TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
23 Dec 2023
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Bruce spots who he believes to be The Joker, working at Wayne Enterprises under the alias 'Jack Goff'. He finds himself compelled to: a) Get Jack to reveal his identity, b) ???, c) Profit.
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A quiet night in by bang-the-smoke (708_things)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
24 Aug 2023
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After Franziska cancels the original plan to their date, citing that she's not feeling her best, Maya attempts to comfort her.
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An unexpected date by bang-the-smoke (708_things)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
12 Aug 2023
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Franziska is unexpectedly asked to take Maya to dinner. She realizes she has feelings for Maya and quickly acts upon them.
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The Sentimental Ringtone by bang-the-smoke (708_things)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
06 Jul 2023
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Miles Edgeworth discovers that Phoenix Wright likes assigning custom ringtones to all of his friends, and begins wondering what the man would set his as. Maya promises he'll love it.
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Like an Oleander by bang-the-smoke (708_things), Stelle_loves_reading
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
22 Apr 2023
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After witnessing another sorcerer sentenced to death by King Arthur, Merlin decides he must overthrow him and rule Camelot, which is a unique way to end a relationship.
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Tubbo meets up with Tommy in Pogtopia to share more information he's gotten from spying, but he brings alcohol with him. Tommy reconciles that things have changed in their time apart, and that both of them will have to cope alone.
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If I could dance with you again by bang-the-smoke (708_things)
Fandoms: Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game), Batman - All Media Types
02 Dec 2022
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Bruce reflects that his partnership with John was always going to end, badly at that. Still, he can't help thinking he would do it all over again.
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A little known fact is that the Camarvan is actually able to be driven. Wilbur drove it back in early L'manburg days without a license and hits Quackity. Quackity then sues him.
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Tommy is sentenced to exile, but Dream has also taken away his ability to teleport, an ability everyone has. Yet, he's still confident that people will visit him, because everyone can teleport to him in the blink of an eye. But why does nobody visit him?
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Dream grabs Tubbo and holds him against the wall, watching his legs dangle in the air. "You trapped me?" he snarls. "Why would you trap yourself in with me?"
"Because I want to watch you realize I've taken everything from you," Tubbo laughs. "You're stuck here with me for all eternity!"
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Or, my take on a "Tubbo nukes the server" fic with a twist! -
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Tubbo and Michael spend their Christmas together with Tommy, as Ranboo seems to be busy with the Syndicate.
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Naruto Uzumaki is different than what you'd expect. He hates the village and doesn't want to be the Hokage.
Read this crack fic/Naruto abridged to see how he deals with all the messed up shit in his life.
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It's Not a Side Effect by bang-the-smoke (708_things)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Dec 2021
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Dennis and Dee discuss Mac's decision to become a Catholic Priest, which has put off Dennis. He sees it as a challenge.
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