AlextheCactus
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Fresh with Chapter 5:
A new face makes an appearance.
"That thing had Connor's face.
What the f$ck?"Okay, no, That's a lie.
But robot solidarity exists.
"It lunged at Connor. Connor caught its wrist, but it twisted free and drove an elbow into Connor's stomach."
...Nope. Apperently that doesn't exist either. Holy sh¡t—
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Chapter 1:
Every drawer in the bathroom was opened at the exact angle required, and every object inside them was catalogued and dismissed at the same time. Perfect.
Connor would like to stop doing that though. Hank would really like that too.
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Oneshot ideas,
Friendship between Hank and Connor. 💪Series
- Part 5 of 1% Coins and other nonsense DBH
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//I am a deviant.//
Obviously.
Otherwise Connor wouldn't be plagued by guilt. Guilt was a human emotion, and now apparently also Connor's.---
The androids won. Markus won. The president gave her big speech. Connor meanwhile had somehow managed to nearly shot Markus twice.
That's gotta be a record of some sorts.So naturally, Connor is experiencing a mild crisis.
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- Part 4 of 1% Coins and other nonsense DBH
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Is this autonomous driving? by AlextheCactus
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
24 Jul 2026
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The drive was nice, everything considered, it could be worse, really.
Hank suddenly sat up straighter in the passenger seat, Connor's LED was bright yellow.
"Wait. Hold on."
And Hank was about to ask what was probably the most important question in human history.
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Who is the more stubborn one? A drunk lieutenant, or an exhausted android trying to get them home?
Now with Chapter 2!----
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- Part 3 of 1% Coins and other nonsense DBH
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Museum Investigation disaster by AlextheCactus
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
22 Jul 2026
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"Connor. NO."
Statistically speaking, around 71% of Hank's "Connor, NO" involved Connor attempting to taste evidence.
And then the other 28% were usually followed by—"Why the fuck did you do that after I told you not to."
This time it meant something slightly different, because there was no blood or any other substances around. As far as Connor was concerned anyway.
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The android couldn't peel his optical units off the museum's display window.
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- Part 2 of 1% Coins and other nonsense DBH
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This land was hers.
Every street.
Every rooftop.
Every gas station and every goat.Yes. She had kicked, and headbutted, and bleated, and licked.
And she finally came out on top.----
Now featuring a second chapter! Equally as short 💀
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1% Coins and other nonsense DBH by AlextheCactus
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
22 Aug 2026
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Connor is obsessed with coins, Hank is so done with everything. Chaos is ensured.
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Last braincells on vacation: Sonic stories by AlextheCactus
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Sonic stories, that resolve around random stuff
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Sand Land, yes. by AlextheCactus
Fandom Sand Land (Anime 2024), Sand Land (Manga), Sand Land (Video Game)
09 Jul 2026
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Found family—ish adventures of two demons and an old traumatized sheriff. What could possibly go wrong?
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Hank woke up from a good night's sleep at 6 AM, surprising himself. Today was his and Connor's day off, the kid had been pretty excited to spend his free time with his brothers, which Hank was inclined to agree that it probably would do them good to have some kind of brotherly-bonding moment.
He pretends not to notice Nines standing there— ominously —looking out the window to the backyard. He goes on about his day, grabbing himself a nice cup of coffee, wondering where the hell his two other boys were—until he heard a muffled thud paired with a, "Fuck you!" coming from the backyard.
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on the nature of deviation and being voluntarily obtuse by schrodingers__cat
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
16 Feb 2022
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North can’t believe this. She really can’t.
She says so, out loud.
“I was not expecting this outcome either,” says the deviant hunter.
(AKA: North, Connor, and Hank are trapped under a building for a while. It’s not easy to talk to a programmed killer, especially when he isn’t quite as mechanical as you thought he was.)
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Bookmarked by AlextheCactus
28 Aug 2026
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The more Hank spoke, the more Connor understood the truth of the situation. The detective’s gruff baritone grated through his chest like churning gravel, and the fluorescent light from the kitchen glistened in his wet eyes. Connor observed the bathrobe, the woolen slippers, and the drawn, exhausted way Hank was breathing.
“You’re sick, Lieutenant.”
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Whumptober 2024 (Detroit: Become Human) by TheShadowsOnTheWall
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
31 Oct 2024
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For Whumptober 2020
Prompts: Struggling, Drugged/ Poisoned, DisorientationHank and Connor go out to a bar to celebrate a solved case of theirs after a hard couple of weeks working on it. Things do not go as planned, and Connor, through a drugged haze of struggling and fear, is reminded that he hasn't yet moved past the demons he and Hank share.
Or~
Hank was violent with Connor throughout the game, and while Connor has forgiven him completely, he might not ever forget. And, a couple Red Ice dealers learn that their attempt to kidnap Connor is a huge mistake.
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- Part 2 of 2020Whump and 2021Whump
Bookmarked by AlextheCactus
22 Aug 2026