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Hamartophobia: (noun) A morbid fear of committing errors or sins and being condemned for it.
George is an old vampire, conniving and clever to ensure that he can feed without notice. So when he catches wind of a new priest in town, he knows he should nip the threat in the bud, because this is no ordinary priest, this is the American Vampire Hunter, Dream Wastakin—and he’s already caught George’s trail.
//Or the fic where enemies form a truce for mutual gain—George gets a steady supply of Dream’s blood and Dream gets a better knowledge of vampires and how to kill them. Certainly, nothing will go wrong. -
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“A friend is someone who makes you into a better version of yourself, nurtures if you will.” Wilbur lowers the cigarette to the candle on the table, letting it catch on the tiny flame. “I know what you’re thinking. How could I help you.” He twists the butt as smoke rises from its tip. “I’ve seen what you do, Quackity. I could be an accomplice, a catalyst of your ambition. You’re a candle burning bright, but when your wick begins to thin—” He blows out the flame, leaving them in darkness. “There will be nothing left of you.” Quackity’s eyes trail from the smoking candle to the embers of Wilbur’s cigarette. “You need someone to fan the flame.”
//Quackity receives a late night visitor who offers him a proposal.
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Sapnap lowered his gun. “We take them to the labs. Find out what abomination we found here.”
The green-eyed man turned his head, glaring at him. “Get up,” he demanded. He kicked the rope he’d thrown on the ground over to him. “And tie that thing up. You’re coming with us.”
// An apocalypse AU continuation where z!George's dietary tendencies get him and Dream more than what they bargained for, a run-in with a human colony. But what would've been fatal turns into much more when they're captured by the group to answer an impossible question: how did Dream tame a zombie? (Based on art from @cyber_mush on Twitter)
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- Part 3 of in sickness & in health (zombie AU)
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In the beginning, there is nothing.
Time does not exist when XD and HD are born from the universe, acknowledging each other’s existence. XD brings together and HD pulls apart in an eternal dance that will form all things. They do not know what they’ll create, they do not know that in simply being, they are everything.
// The origin story of GeorgeHD and DreamXD, and how XD came to find c!George.
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George stared down at the worn note in his hands, the edges feathering around the yellowed page. The writing upon it looped in crude scratches.
I heard you
garden tomorrow
come alone
-FacelessThe note had been wedged in his window sill, damp from passing rain. It should’ve been no surprise to him that the man had been able to infiltrate the palace again but still George found himself impressed. The shadow that’d haunted him could make a good addition to his weaponry.
// King George, the last of his lineage, has always known he would die. Ever since his ascension, he was obsessed with surviving a kingdom that never wanted him and leaving behind a great legacy. Alone with the weight of his crown, George never anticipated befriending the assassin that tried to kill him or that this man would change everything he thought he ever wanted.
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A series of oneshots about c!George in the DreamSMP canon because I'm attached to that depressed little guy and have many thoughts. I will provide the George Lore if no one else will
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King George, last of his line, has always known he would die. Ever since his ascension, he was obsessed with surviving a kingdom that never wanted him and leaving behind a great legacy. Alone with the weight of his crown, George never anticipated befriending the assassin that tried to kill him or that this man would change everything he thought he ever wanted.
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Heard by the deep by petal (dangergranger), shadeofblue (jarofhearts)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, minecraft manhunt series
01 Aug 2025
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Dream has been a thorn in George’s side since they first crossed paths. Of all the people George has been tasked with hunting down, Dream is the most evasive, clever, and infuriatingly snarky target ever. Chasing after him almost went from a simple job to an obsession — one that had him recruit Sapnap, Bad, and eventually even Sam as a fourth hunter to track him down.
Dream’s most recent trail leads them down into an abandoned mineshaft, where an unfortunate accident drops them down into the deepest bowels of the earth. Trapped in the dark, George has to untangle increasingly complicated feelings while they have to work together to find their way out past something horrifically otherworldly that’s lurking in the shadows.
Or: Minecraft Manhunt AU inspired by that one where they fall into the Deep Dark
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Dream had been taken out of the prison and forced to work at Las Nevadas, running a lucrative game of Russian Roulette for guests, under strict supervision from both Sam and Quackity.
To celebrate the opening of a new wing to the casino, Q booked out the hotel for a dinner party with his main crew.
Dream watches from an unsafe distance as the Las Nevadas gang poorly hashes out their problems, resulting in one of them getting mysteriously killed. Dream may not care for them, but he doesn't like being blamed for something he didn't do, and takes it upon himself to find the murderer before he finds himself back in Pandora's Vault.
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“You misunderstand me,” says Dream, setting his clipboard deliberately aside. “What I meant is, I'm the next test subject. Why rely on secondary sources of information when you can have a primary source, right?”
The eyeholes in the mask are just wide enough for Punz to tell he’s being watched carefully.
“You’re going to kill me,” Dream says with a kind of absolute confidence that would have frightened a lesser man, “and then you’re going to bring me back.”
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Punz and Dream traumatize each other, perfect their grilled cheese recipe, and co-navigate the inherent eroticism of killing and resurrecting each other repeatedly for reasons of scientific inquiry.Series
- Part 3 of the unending amends
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hardening to every heart but one by swordfright for ringenthusiast (Deadist)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Aug 2022
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After the prisonbreak, Dream risks his life sneaking into Kinoko to see George…but his nightly visits come at the price of his safety and George’s sanity. Buckle up for some very heavy-handed metaphors.
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- Part 1 of the unending amends
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Against all odds, the first thing George notices is the air. Thick, humid. Hot. It was raining in London just a second ago. This doesn’t feel like rain air.
“Dream?” he asks in a broken voice—a broken voice he doesn’t recognize as his own. “Dream.”
“George, what—” He’s stunned into silence. George hears the gears turning; the world caving in on itself. “What the—”
“We body-swapped,” George explains, because he seems to be the only one with a grasp on the situation they’re in, however flimsy. “You’re in London.”
On loneliness and distance, but above all else, on the agony of being known—inside, out, and all around.