ArturusClown
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Bruce isn’t a bad father, he just didn’t know she was a mother.
No bats Au but his kids will always find Bruce no matter what.
It just so happens this one finds more than just her kids;
She finds herself.
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What’s the protocol on this? by ArturusClown for Black_eared_opossum
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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This isn’t some shit kink story despite what my other fics may look like, I just have IBS and my favorite characters need to SUFFER. I deadass write half of these withering in pain. If you do have a shit kink then kudo 😻. Anyways I thought this would be funny to write to #match with my friends crack piss fic but with Marvel.
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Its Casey birthday so the gang goes out to the horrirs of New York to celebrate, Casey gives Mikey and Donnie an edible gummy which makes miey geeked all the way out in a haunted museum.
Based on when i greened out in a similar senario 😋
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- Part 1 of geek squad
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unfinished works, feel free to get inspired by ArturusClown
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), SheZow (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2026
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this is a mix of TMNT (2012, 2018) SheZow, Batman and whatever else makes it in here.
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point blank period. by ArturusClown
Fandoms: Haunted Hotel (Cartoon), coming of age - Fandom
02 Mar 2026
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periods are a normal period of life even if your in a haunted hotel, with the help of a awkward teen, a demon and a ghost Esther is in for a adventure.
“that would be the uterus, not your ass but close”
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geek squad by ArturusClown
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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Getting DeAged was small beans. If Tim Drake had a nickel for every time some magical (or magic-adjacent) baddie decided to zap Tim back into toddlerville, he’d have at least twenty nickels. A whole dollar!
But of course this fxxking b- ehem, this week’s evil had to be a magical dude with a sense of humor. Not only did he decide to bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Tim into a literal infant, he had to make him relive every single injury and illness he’d ever sustained in his life. Fantastic.
And of course this had to happen right in front of the Bats. Joy.
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Timothy Drake, the responsible adult, had invented The System. It started as a series of Post-it notes slapped to his fridge, but had developed into a beautiful machine of self-care. With The System, everything would be okay, and Tim could get back to work.
Systems fail.
For Tim, that involves blacking out, waking up in the middle of Gotham with a toy dinosaur, and one particularly annoying older brother who keeps insisting Tim needs help.
Tim is determined to prove him wrong.
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that's one big puppy by gloriousCowboy
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 Aug 2026
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There is a terrified omega nesting in Conner’s closet at Mount Justice. This does not make sense. Tim calls Jason. Jason brings a very big puppy home.
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ABO but Kryptonians don't have dynamics. Conner, with his stabilizing human DNA, presents at the age of 5, which is unfortunately, a very normal age to present at. 5 year olds don't usually weigh 180lbs. Nor are they usually packless and unclaimed
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Someday I'm Gonna Be Somebody People Want by HammyMammySaladdressing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman (Comics)
06 Aug 2026
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Jason Todd grew up with a fundamental fear of being seen. Not in the sense of shyness, but in the sense of shame. He supposed, if he wished to contemplate the fear’s origins, he might start where most tragedies do:
The house he grew up in.
Where the act of wanting was as good as a death sentence to that desire.
He supposed he might even make an argument for the statement “people become what they are called”. He thinks that might have some merit, looking back.
What he fears most, (like most other people), is how obvious it is to others. The fear itself.
He wonders if they can see it.or
Thanks to a rogue meta, the batfam gets to watch Jason's memories like a movie; and Jason just really wants a family again. But you cannot be loved if you aren't known, and well... if circumstances provide? might as well take the chance, right?
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Omega Herman goes around obliviously showering everyone with attention and the consequences that brings.