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Jumper dies. Spoke, in his grief, goes to the one person who might still let him in his house; Minute. He also happens be one of the few people who know about death and its intricacies.
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Leo has his reasons. He forgot to bring casual clothes, that's simply it. If Yungy asks, he has the excuse ready. He will simply fail to mention he purposely left his own sweater at home.
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Sword can only pretend his too-small wings aren't real for so long.
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Can't Put the Knife Down by AstronautBeans
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
29 Apr 2026
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Unstable Universe ended up being a bad dream, a nightmare. To most of Lifesteal, it's a breath of fresh air: a new start and a chance to forget about their awful past.
Leo, however, can't let go of everyone who hurt and betrayed him. To him, the whole world is against him just like it was in Unstable.
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No matter what anyone says, they'll always be each other's everything.
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Minute's guardian angel needs some care too sometimes, which he finds out when Hannah drops on his doorstep bloody and beaten. This doesn't help his pathetic crush on her in the slightest. She just thinks it's amusing.
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Lettuce will get his Lawdog, no matter what. Leo just happens to be the unfortunate soul who the Law settles on when they can't get their hands on Wemmbu, Flame or even Spoke.
No one will miss him as he rots, hidden away from the server, losing himself as a person.
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Flow insists on fixing Sword's shower. Neither of them really intend for it to get so … close.
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Minute has been enjoying playing the new Prominence update, until things gets a little too real for his liking. The game seeps into his very life and, already on the verge of a mental breakdown about it, getting sucked into the game is the last damn straw.
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- Part 2 of into the minuteverse
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Leo is part of the camera crew of BING, one of the most successful bands that has popped up lately, and it's a job that has been nothing but the best thing to ever happen to him.
The only downside of this job is Yungy, the stupidly attractive drummer of the band who has made it his life goal to get under Leo's skin.
He won't let him. Surely.
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On Altar, Minute meets another version of himself from a place called Lifesteal. It turns out he has it much better on Altar than he thought he did, if the state of his other self is anything to go by.
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- Part 1 of into the minuteverse
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Breathless by AstronautBeans
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, Video Blogging RPF
08 Mar 2026
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Admitting Flame is in love is a terrifying thing in and of itself. It's such a strong word and he's never been in a situation where he's had to use it before. He had crushes on girls at school or who he passed in the gym occasionally, but this is different.
Or, Flame realises he's gay and very much in love with Spoke at that
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Evourai knows damn well he's not a good teammate. Minute still wants him around.
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"How do you deal with being in love with your best friend?"
The question had been asked directly to his face and now anytime he looks in the mirror he can hear Reddoons' voice accusing him, so he ends up glaring in the mirror and silently telling him to back off his love life. It's not his fault he thinks of Branzy every second of the day. It's even less his fault that Branzy is his best friend and has been for years now, to the point they can hardly be separated. They're just glued together, nothing he can do about it.
There's nothing he can do about it except make it worse.
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You can only go so long without divine punishment. There is only so much evil that you can do until the whole world turns against you. Problems can only be buried for so long until there is no more dirt to cover them, but here he is, still shovelling.
Spoke is waiting for the last drop to overflow the bucket. He's been there for a while, waiting for every next lie to be his last one.
Or, Spoke gets a wake-up call in the shape of a nightmare, reliving the worst moments that made him the way he is now, as well as showing him the future that awaits him if he changes nothing.
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Once Leo goes through with it … he will be gone.
Spoke is almost scared at the thought. All he's wanted was for those loose ends to be tied, and now when they will be, he's fighting the urge to do something about it. He wants Leo dead. He wants him gone, of course he does.
"Goodbye Spoke."
Or, Spoke can't see him fall so he does what goes against everything he has stood for the past while: he saves Leo's life.
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Leo hunts Spoke down until the ends of the world. Or rather, to an underground civilization hidden so well, no one seems to know about it. Their old friendship comes back to haunt them in the worst way.
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SB has a problem. A big, annoying, glaring problem, and his name is ClownPierce.
That is the only reason he's getting along with Quiff now. They have a common enemy, a common goal. Clown has been sitting too comfortably with his many lives while the others have suffered death after death, relying on quests to stay in the game, unable to even think of doing the killing quests because he's so powerful. They want nothing more than to knock him down a peg or two, drag him to the lower ranks.
At least, that's what Quiff's here for. It's what SB agreed to, sure, it's what he will say is the reason he's hunting him down alongside him right now. But his problem with Clown … lies much deeper.
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"What if I just keep it?" he asks, and there is the mischief that pulls the corners of his lips into a grin to show off the white of his sharp teeth. "What if I keep it and give you my set?"
The "don't," that sits on her tongue is swallowed down as her gaze is drawn to the redstone trims on his armor. What would she look like, in his armor? How would he look at her? Now that the image is in her head, she can't quite shake it off. Maybe she likes the idea, maybe a lot.
Or, after Mapicc kills her, Zam and him switch armor sets, trying to deal with the fact that they're not teamed nor partners as much as they both want to be
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He’s genuinely never questioned whether he’s straight or not. He’s not supposed to, not at all, because he’s always fallen in love with girls and not guys.
So why can’t he stop staring at SB?
Or, Rek realises he might be gay and SB takes that chance when it’s presented to him so freely