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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    Injured at Voldemort’s command, Draco must maneuver in the shadow of powerful enemies, contracting with forgotten gods, in the hope of surviving the war between the Death Eaters and the Wizarding World. With some deep dives into magical minutiae and the details of spellcasting, Draco is drawn unwillingly into bloodshed and into the arms of someone he never expected. (summary edited)

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    03 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Loki is volatile and explosive, and Tony has the energy to match. They’ve been skirting the edge of murder since the beginning and the only reason they haven’t ripped into each other’s throats is because “Midgard depends on us.”

    Honestly, if Tony hears anyone say that one more time he might abort mission and let Thanos do as he will.

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    29 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    It's Christmastime and Harry Potter has an empty flat with shoddy wards waiting for him while the rest of his friends move forward with their lives. Draco Malfoy intends to change that.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    “What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, ‘I know you’ve been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won’t die a virgin?’” Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up.

    “What an intriguing offer.” The drawling voice had their eyes widening. Harry was filled with mild horror and drowning in embarrassment. Merlin, help him.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    It's nearing the end of their sixth year at Hogwarts, and Pansy Parkinson is determined to change her best friend’s fate. When she not-so-accidentally overhears a shocking revelation regarding one Harry Potter, she devises a cunning plan to convince Draco to defect. Unfortunately, where Potter is concerned, nothing ever really goes to plan...

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    03 Oct 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 42

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    Draco pounded on the door in front of him, “Potter!” he hollered. “Open up. As your partner, the DMLE has sent me to check and make sure you’re still alive.”

    A pause then Draco started pounding again. “Seriously! Open up. You haven’t been in for three days and everyone is worried about you.”

    He waited again and when there was still no answer, he hammered on the door again, “If you don’t let me in, I will knock this door down!”

    Just as he was drawing his wand, the door opened to reveal Harry in his pajamas. His hair was in a horrible state of disarray and he looked a bit green.

    “Merlin,” Draco muttered, “You look awful.”

    “Well you look lovely as usual.”

    Draco firmly reminded his skin that it was undignified to blush. He was about to speak when Potter swayed dangerously and Draco was forced to dart forward to catch him. “Your shirt is soaked, Potter, and you smell disgusting.”

    “Literally no one asked you to come here,” Harry said as he turned and moved back inside. “I’m sick. Leave me alone.”

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    04 Sep 2025

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.

    Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.

    Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.

    ~~~

    Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

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    Chapters:
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    28 Aug 2025

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    Draco Malfoy was missing.

    Well, not missing missing. Everyone knew exactly where he was. The problem was that he wasn’t at Hogwarts, where he belonged… where Harry could keep an eye on him, argue with him, and generally make sure he wasn’t up to something nefarious.

    Instead, Malfoy had defected (Harry’s word, not McGonagall’s) to Durmstrang. And he’d taken his little entourage — Parkinson, Zabini, and Nott — with him.

    To say that Harry was not handling it well would be an understatement.

    “Mate,” Ron said slowly, watching as Harry furiously scribbled his eighth letter to Malfoy. “Are you sure you’re not… y’know… developing a bit of an unhealthy attachment?”

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    18 Aug 2025

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    “Higgs.” Sam says. “What the fuck are you doing?”

    “Shit, Bridges, I know you’re a bit dense, but surely not that dense?” Higgs asks and pulls back a little so he can look Sam in the eye. “What does it feel like I’m doing, hm?”

    “It feels like you’re dry humping me like a damn dog while talking about our shared ability to feel each other die,” Sam mumbles, slightly disgruntled. “Excuse me if I’m a little confused.”

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    14 Jul 2025

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    In 1932 Memphis, salvation costs too much, and sin might be the only freedom left. Her father taught her to fear the devil. He never told her that the devil might look like a man, or sound like a savior, or bleed music when he smiles.

    Miriam Moore, older sister of Sammie Moore, ran off to Memphis to sing the Blues. Remmick is drawn to her voice and the power it hides. Music conjures spirits. Love invites ruin.

    (Takes place in months leading up to the events of the movie.)

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    07 Jun 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 28

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    She hadn't realized that her mother's teachings of "manners make the man" would be the crux to her eventual demise, but here she was stood before the man, the monster, that would be her undoing. All because she had to let his sorry ass inside.

    *This is super duper new to me and may be updated at a weird pace. I'm just writing as we go. This is winging at it's finest. Please be warned lol.*

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    10/?
    Comments:
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    03 Jun 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 91

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    what if, instead of mary, stack had went out to greet the man with the banjo? this is that

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    29 May 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 41

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    A hot, uncomfortable Summer night while on your period has attracted the attention of something searching for a late night meal.
    (Oneshot)

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    29 May 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 99

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    After you move into the family cottage in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains, you find your family journal. With dates back to when your family fled Ireland during the Great Famine, you throw yourself into translating the book to connect with your dead relatives.

    Unfortunately, that also leads to you accidentally enticing Remmick to your front door. While you know better than to let him into your home, you can't deny how badly you want him.

    Two times you can't touch him, and the time you finally do.

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    20 May 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 96

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    Post-Battle of Hogwarts Harry is tired and depressed. Draco Malfoy helps him out.

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    “Say, Potter. I don’t suppose you’re in need of a bit of pampering? You’re looking a bit run down.”
    “Not much one for being pampered, Malfoy."
    “Have you ever *tried* being pampered?”
    “Er… I’ve tried."
    “Would you like to try again?”

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    06 May 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 35

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    Loki, God of Stories, finally sees just how far everything has fallen apart, but his hold over the multiverse is rapidly becoming tenuous.
    So he sends the dead back to rewrite the story before it even begins.

    The first problem? Deciding which moment changes everything.
    The second? Getting anyone to work together long enough to actually manage it. Especially himself.

    A time-travel fix-it, heavy on consequences, banter, and the deeply inconvenient feelings that come with saving the world alongside someone you were supposed to hate.
    Told from Tony's POV.

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    26 Apr 2025

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    The day that Harry stops Draco Malfoy and his son from being bothered in the middle of Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between him and Malfoy. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation?

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    21 Apr 2025

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    Harry swallowed hard, his heart rattling in his chest. “Voulez vous... chou- uh- coucher avec moi?”

    Draco choked. His eyes widened, usual composure slipping as a faint blush pinkened the tips of his ears. The sight of Harry, standing there with that soft, bewildered baby-koala look, asking him to-Christ.

    “No, Potter,” he said, voice clipped. “I don’t want to have sex with you.” And then he turned on his heel, swiftly walking away, like he could outrun the heat climbing his neck.

    Harry blinked after him, stunned and mortified, the words still echoing in his head. “That’s what that means?”

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    16 Apr 2025

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    11 Apr 2025

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    By now even Harry recognises the pattern; he’d be an idiot not to. He’ll have sex, and in the moment it’ll be amazing. In the moment he simply is, he feels without thinking. Good, bad, pleasure and pain, he can just let go and feel because he isn’t the one in charge. Then he wakes up the next morning feeling disgusting and worthless and swears to never do it again.

    Still, it helps him forget about his stress, his anxiety and his hopeless crush on his Auror partner so he keeps going back.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    257
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    7,040
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    1,323
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    105,948

    08 Apr 2025

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