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“Now get in the water.”
There’s something almost casual to Poseidon’s tone.
“Get in the water.” Harsher, now; the sea curls noose-like around his ankles. “Get in, dear king, or I’ll raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die—”
—and he finds that he cannot see the sky through the rising waves, and he thinks that maybe this is too fitting an end for a child-murderer, betrayer of promises, the ender of those who did not deserve their fates, and maybe his men would understand if he does this for their families and friends and Penelope—
“—get in the water.”
Odysseus is tired. He obeys.
(In a world where our hero is just that bit more worn down, his story goes down a different path.)
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Written before Wisdom saga.
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Hell could be a lot of things.
It could be fire and brimstone and blood; a hurricane that forced your world up by the roots, leaving only the ruins of what used to be.
(It was, in fact, outliving your brother, when in truth you should’ve died four decades ago.)
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, and decides to fistfight reality.
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Missing scenes from Salamitaktik.
(Prewritten up to the 10k point.)
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- Part 2 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Meandering Through the Night (non-canon) by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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Funny things happen when a desperate mind grapples for life.
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Gilbert drifts, Prussia seethes, and the merits of living are debated in a hall of memories.
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(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. )
(Not canon to There will always be a dawn.) (overview of what this was supposed to be in final chapter.)
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Some days, it’s damned near impossible to ignore how off-kilter the world feels.
Not when every single thing reminds Prussia of West, of what could have been, what should have been—
—some days, it’s hard to carry on.
But he pushes forward, because it’s a great fuck you to Him Above, he’s probably been destined for Hell since his first century, and Prussia owes as much to his brother, anyhow.
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, yet stays Prussia in more ways than one.Series
- Part 1 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Vulnerability, mortality, culpability by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
24 Nov 2023
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Immortality is not invulnerability.
One does not live the lifespan of a fortunate nation without breaking at least once, and Prussia forgets, sometimes, that he is not as invincible as he likes to pretend to be.
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How Prussia resists, how Gilbert cracks, and how both of them shatter.
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(Set as a prologue to There Will Always Be a Dawn, but removed from the series due to storyline issues.)
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prewritten, updates semiweekly; all chapters up.)(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. There are... a lot. Take care.)
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Athens’ unfinished work/ experimental things by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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just a place to dump all the fics where I didn’t think things out.
They aren’t all set in the same universes, and may not belong to the same fandoms, but they may be enjoyable nonetheless.
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There will always be a dawn by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
31 Aug 2023
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SUMMARY:
Gilbert Beilschmidt is kidnapped, a drug is made, and Kudo Shinichi becomes Edogawa Conan on a dark, dark night.
Sorry, West. Seems like I won’t be coming back as promised.
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In which Prussia ends up being the sole reason why APTX4869 age-regresses certain people, and everyone is very, very confused about this ‘immortal’ held in the darkest dwellings of the Organisation.
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What is there to do, when you’re doomed to live past your time?
(Prussia’s guide to Not Fucking Up, when one’s brother ups and dies and leaves an entire country for a personification that is supposed to be dead.)
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When some ancient and unknown Homeworld technology accidentally erases their memories, the Crystal Gems assume that the amount of time they're missing is insignificant. After-all, for beings that measure their life-span in millennium, thirteen years is trivial.
Or normally it is. But it appears that these last thirteen years have been more eventful than the previous thirteen centuries combined, and it becomes clear that the Gems cannot afford to forget any of it. Now, with their leader gone, and saddled with a half-human boy who claims to be her son, they must somehow find a way to restore what they lost.
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Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
17 Dec 2025
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Stevonnie doesn't crash the Star Skipper onto that jungle moon. Instead, they crash on a craggy fragment of rock suspended thousands of miles away from its associated colony, long forgotten.
On that lonely hunk of rock is a domed garden.
And standing in that garden, just as lifeless seeming as the rest of it, is a pink Gem.
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17 Dec 2025
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“…That gem.” Blue whispered, eyes wide.
In another world Steven had shown it in defiance as he confessed and everyone would have just passed a glance at it before wanting to know how he’d killed a Diamond. In another world Blue was distracted by her grief, her desperation for answers clouding her vision.
In this world Blue Diamond, who had sat in a room filled with bubbled Rose Quartz gems for thousands of years and stared at them until Yellow Diamond arrived to drag her away, noticed something she should have seen before. The gem was too light to be a Rose Quartz. The gem was too clear. It shined too brightly, the light catching it perfectly.
But she remembered a gem similar, a gem that haunted her memories. She saw it when she cried. She knew that gem.
“I know this gem.”
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- Part 1 of Revelations
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17 Dec 2025
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The Bells Toll In Bliss & Revolution by Quiet_Shadow
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
13 Jun 2023
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“Megatron cannot be pulling a coup,” Optimus shook his head in disbelief. “He cannot honestly be overthrowing the government of Iacon right on our wedding night?!”
“So, what part bothers you more, the whole overthrowing thing or the fact you aren’t getting any until he’s done?” Bumblebee asked with mid-cheer, dodging behind Mirage with a giggle when Optimus threw a pillow at him.
Or, married against his will to a besotted Decepticon Warlord to safeguard Iacon, Optimus Prime discovers that his wedding night might be quite different than what he had imagined (and also, Megatron is not going to be welcome in his berth anytime soon).
Prompt: Marriage/
TearsSeries
- Part 3 of MegOP Week 2023
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12 Dec 2025
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Some light kidnappin' by Agentsquirrel
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Transformers - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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Jazz and Prowl go Sith hunting, and meet the main crew on a supply and fuel stop in the outer rim.
Featuring droid petting, a doomed Imperial ship, and Jazz making an Inquisitor do the macarena.
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- Part 1 of Star Wars x tf
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
12 Dec 2025