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    Roach is a lounge singer. Izzy plays piano. They co-own a cabaret. That's the AU.
    There might be plot holes between fics, but we are playing in the same (multi)verse. Series is listed in chronological order.

    To get a Lounge AU zine click here

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    when rizzyflexing we realized 3 explicit ert (bert/ernie) fics were too few. so we are making the change we want to see in the world

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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    He was seeing ghosts. In the years of solitude he’d gone mad. There was no explanation for her presence here that was not madness. She died in his arms. He knew she was dead, he felt it, he watched her die, he watched it, and even if he had not seen her last breath leave her, centuries had passed since he had been made, she would be nothing but bones or ashes now, even if she had lived. 

    And yet, she stood before him, as if the centuries he’d spent wandering alone were nothing more than a horrible dream.

     

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    In the modern day, after centuries alone, Elizabeth finds him again. 

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    09 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    There is nothing to be gained from denying this match and everything to lose. Count Lecter’s life is no longer his own, but fodder for a treaty between his homeland of Lyrae and a distant land he only knows of through rumors—Myria. His directions are clear: Marry the King of Myria, make him happy in whatever means that may take, and pray to God for his mortal soul. His people depend on him during such uncertain times to solidify this alliance.

    However, he wants more for himself, and he is determined to have everything his heart desires, including the heart of his new King.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    The “seeing ghosts” thing didn’t really bother him.

    Jason could do without the constant mother-henning from one in particular, though.

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    28 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    “That’s got to be the weakest come-on I’ve heard all night,” the man said, “and I’ve heard plenty.”

    Phil, who was lost to a fit of giggles over the word “come-on,” suddenly looked up.

    “I’ll bet you have. God, you’re…” Handsome. Gorgeous. Stunning. Fit. Come on, brain, work with me here! (Ha! Come on.)

    “Dan,” they finished for him.

    “Dan,” Phil breathed, and even the name tasted sweet.

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    A multi-chaptered songfic inspired by Hozier's cover of "Do I Wanna Know?" - Arctic Monkeys

    (or, the idiots-to-lovers AU I was so desperate to read I wrote it myself)

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    21 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    The ice that binds him. The glittering spirits that feed him. The sigil of his house. The vermilion that will set him free.

    From 2015 to 2017, Dan and Phil put out a trilogy of April Fool’s pranks creating crafts that were silly and a bit Satanic. They made their dramatic return in 2024 by summoning a goat demon.

    Or did they?

    Dan and Phil accidentally summoned a demon while making a DanAndPhilCRAFTS video in 2017. Dealing with the pressure of moving apartments, touring the world, coming out, and a stressful lockdown, they were stuck living with a pizza-loving, goat-shaped roommate from the underworld for seven long years. Keeping it a secret and keeping a demon in check was nearly enough to make them snap. When they returned to crafting in 2024, they weren’t summoning a demon - they were finally banishing him back to hell.

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    12 Mar 2025