BlindlyMenacing
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- Merlin (TV) (16)
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Merlin is just trying to quilt. Gwaine ruins it by being Gwaine.
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- Part 15 of Incorrect Quotes Prompts
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The knights (and Merlin) end up in a dungeon for committing tomfoolery. Leon is upset about it until he isn’t.
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- Part 14 of Incorrect Quotes Prompts
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Agravaine confesses his love to Morgana and gets rejected. Obviously he goes to the tavern because alcohol fixes everything.
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- Part 13 of Incorrect Quotes Prompts
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Merlin is feeling a little fed up. Especially since Uther married a fucking troll.
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- Part 12 of Incorrect Quotes Prompts
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Incorrect Quotes Prompt #11 (And Everything Went Downhill From There) by BlindlyMenacing
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
12 Oct 2023
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Arthur thinks he has the best idea for the knight's training. Uther disagrees (it's token disagreement really), but if his son is graciously providing entertainment he might as well enjoy it. A mess is the end result.
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- Part 11 of Incorrect Quotes Prompts
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The characters of Merlin are chaotic enough to actually be compatible with a tumblr incorrect quotes generator. All of these are stand alone fics, minus Sir Kay and Sir Bedivere who I accidentally turned into dimension traveling knuckle-heads.
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After an unfortunate encounter with a sorcerer seeking vengeance, King Arthur is turned into a bear, leaving Merlin to deal with a new threat to the kingdom without knowing what happened to his king, his Arthur.
As he searches for his missing king, Merlin soon finds a new travel companion in a friendly bear.
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Merlin accidentally reveals *everything* to Arthur without realizing it's Arthur.- Language:
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13 Oct 2025
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and with my opened mouth i join the singing light by intothefirewego
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
11 Apr 2022
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Merlin frowned, and tried to inhale, but choked on a cough. He opened his mouth, trying to speak but his mouth was sticky and full and he felt warm, warm, warm, warm spilling down down down down…
The world tilted on its axis a little bit, and Merlin leant into Arthur’s body. Why was the world tilting?
Arthur’s face shifted from annoyance to horror.
**content warning: graphic descriptions of blood**
update: now with epilogue!
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10 Jun 2025
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When Merlin leaves Camelot, Arthur comes to find him and tries to seduce him instead of apologising like a sane person.
Ft. Farm animalsOr
"Aha! So it is a cow." Arthur pointed victoriously at the goat, who looked at Merlin and blinked, almost disbelievingly, as if to say, This is the guy you've been hammering on about for 2 days??
Merlin shrugged helplessly at it.
"Moo..." said the goat.
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17 Apr 2025
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After the events of The Coming of Arthur, the new Knights settle into Camelot. They are introduced by the more experienced Knights to THE RULES of actually being a Knight. To their bemusement, most of it is protecting Merlin. The Knights have spent years trying to protect Merlin, it is their duty. Even when it comes to Arthur and entrusting Merlin's heart to him. Slash
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- Part 3 of Comedy Section
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27 Mar 2025
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"...what?" Arthur asked blearily as the boy set down his food. Merlin didn't even pause as he went to the dresser and tossed some more clothes out of the cabinet. "You... You have an apprentice?" He repeated and squinted. "Why?"
"Oh, you know," Merlin shrugged, tossing a tunic on the bed "In case I die or something." He said. The boy blinked before glancing over at Merlin with pursed lips.
"You're not dying, are you?" He asked and Arthur had to shake his head to try and keep up with the conversation.
"I don't think so... But you can never be certain." Merlin told him with an air of stoicism. Arthur scowled. Honestly. This was ridiculous. Clearly, this was his servant's newest attempt to get out of work (or at least work less).
"Merlin, you're not getting an apprentice." Arthur told him. Merlin stopped to look at the king.
"I am. I have. He's right there. Say hi, Daegal."
"Hi!"
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Daegal lives. Merlin takes him on as an apprentice. Arthur isn't sure what's going on. Mordred is also mad for some reason.
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14 Dec 2024