BlueOatmeal

A grey F-22 Raptor (fighter jet) in a bright blue sky



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    Fanfics written for the Phic Phight 2019 event. They are each a fill for a different prompt. The stories themselves are not related to each other.

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    The Galaxy is a big place and you can find all kinds of obscure things on the holonet, including a blond teenager from Tatooine dragging the TIE-Fighter program through the sarlacc pit.

    Or an Alternative Universe in which the galaxy gets saved because Luke has a youtube channel, everybody is on space twitter and Anakin Skywalker always returns to the light for his family.

    Rebellions are loud and vibrant and social media is the most powerful weapon right next to a lightsaber.

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    02 Feb 2021

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    As the future Queen of Alderaan, Leia is under a lot of pressure and stress. So what if she stays up late to watch a farmboy mechanic fix a droid?

    “That’s it,” he said and helped up the repaired Mouse droid. “A Quick And Easy Guide to Mouse Droids. Now, the only thing left is repainting and naming it. Same rules as always, highest donator gets to choose the color and the name.”
    Leia shouldn’t waste her allowance on this, but Leia had also had a terrible day and wanted to name that Mouse Droid.

    Alternatively: Luke runs a Space Youtube Account and Leia watches his videos.

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    02 Feb 2021

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    As a rule, Vader didn't really do anything with his social media account, but then the rant of some kid from Tatooine about the inefficiency of TIE Fighters began trending, the pilots and engineers on the Devastator started fixing their ships and Vader got invested.

     

    “Welcome to another episode of Scrap Hunting,” the teenager in the video said. He took a sip of water from the metallic canteen he was holding, drinking slow and carefully the way only a desert dweller did. “A couple weeks ago some sleemo commented that I’d never be able to improve any Imperial ships since I’m just Outer Rim trash. And I suppose you did have a point that the things I fix won’t ever reach the level of an Imperial TIE because I wouldn’t build such trash in the first place.”

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    02 Feb 2021

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    Twin Suns @skyseekerpilot
    Can anybody tell me if it's illegal to own an HK-77 droid? Thanks :D

    Still here @vicTORI-is-here
    What did you do????

    Bigg Dreams @darkestlight
    More like what did he make me carry home

    Luke Skywalker & Biggs Darklighter, Tatooine's most successful influencers, are back with a new video!

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    02 Feb 2021

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    This is an AU of loosingletters' The Background Noise Of Defiance verse

    Instead of Luke inadvertently revealing to his anonymous holonet friend that his last name is Skywalker, thus revealing himself as the son of said holonet friend (yes, Darth Vader has a Space Twitter), he keeps mum and instead takes on Vader's job offer, becoming the new Head Engineer aboard the Executor, alias, the Lady. While he's thrilled to be there, thriving on getting to improve the lackluster hardware that gets shunted onto the rank-and-file of the Empire and building up a rapport with the mysterious Sith Lord who is fast becoming the father figure he never had, not everyone aboard is as happy about the young engineer shaking up the previously well-cemented hierarchy of the Lady.

    But ask Luke and Vader if they care. All Piett knows is that this is gonna be one hell of a headache and way above his paygrade. At least he gets to see his boss be put in his place by a teenage engineer and Lord Vader himself.

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    14 Feb 2021