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how memory makes monsters into myth by blueskiddoo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
16 Sep 2024
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“I said I’m fine, Alice,” Daniel snaps, and time itself grinds to a halt.
Not literally. Ha. The things you have to specify with vampires. Daniel wishes he could laugh, but the sound is stuck somewhere in his throat, along with his heart. Now, of course, his hand chooses to be perfectly still.
Why the fuck did he say that?
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daniel keeps slipping up and mistaking armand for his ex-wife and the more he looks back on his memories, the less reliable they get. he's pretty sure he married alice molloy, but how do you marry a woman who apparently never existed?
armand is armand about it.
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21 Jun 2026
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housefire by awenswords
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
09 Jul 2024
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Daniel does not remember the other man's name but he remembers tentative laughter, the reflection of his eyes in moonlight, whispered-words, a hand in his as they walked through Paris. He remembers his own begging. He remembers how the other man cried tears of blood.
He shrugs with a half smile, "I am Armand," he says sadly, "But you will forget by morning."A reimagining of Devil's Minion, wherein Armand stalks Daniel throughout his life after 1973 in an ongoing affair of blood and memory loss.
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19 Jun 2026
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Director's Cut (or the story of Armand putting his hand in the garbage disposal until he feels something) by ByeDisaster
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 Jun 2026
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Armand has notes for Daniel's documentary on Lestat. He sends him unhinged emails about it. Armand breaks into other people's minds so he can stalk Daniel more efficiently. (I'm trying to channel the pure insanity of Devil's Minion, but also tie in the current season. There will be one chapter per Vampire Lestat episode).
“I drank that disgusting drink so you could taste it,” and he holds out his still-bleeding fingertip. Smiles: small, tentative. “Please?”
Daniel’s crossed the room, and he’s cracked down to his knees which Armand wasn’t expecting (Armand almost calls out: “your knees!” forgetting Dan’s bones are no longer human bones), and he has Armand’s finger in his mouth and he’s sucking. Armand gasps in, horks in the air. Staggers back so he’s got his other hand bracing on the counter.
“How do I- taste?” Armand hisses.
Daniel guides Armand’s knuckle deeper, then pops it out. “Vermouth. No annihilation.”
Armand learns Daniel fought the Fang Gang. He's livid (protective).
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16 Jun 2026
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I make up things that I would never say (I say them very quietly) by aryastark_valarmorghulis
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 Jan 2024
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Armand loves Daniel. But Daniel doesn't know him anymore.
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13 Jun 2026
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A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
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14 May 2026
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The unthinkable is happening. Havelock Vetinari retires and Sam Vimes can't handle it.
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10 Apr 2026
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The Nine Circles by Donna_Immaculata for rachelindeed
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
11 Mar 2018
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Constable Visit's pamphlets spread some very good news indeed. Provided Mr Vimes never reads them.
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10 Apr 2026
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The Gastly Tricolor Problem of the Pellicool Steps by Vee_hee_hee
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
11 Jan 2022
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I wrote this in a single night while possessed by a Wordle™ that made me feel things. I do not remember much of the process, but I do remember the anger.
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16 Mar 2026
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Vimes hadn't realised exactly what Vetinari meant when he said Sergeant Keel awoke some his more specific desires, until he's Sergeant Keel and he's got a Havelock in front of him with some very specific desires.
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Vimes accidentally and then on purpose doms his boyfriends more specific kinks into existence via time travelBookmarked by BurnedOutReader
05 Mar 2026
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One night in Ankh-Morpork, a young asassin watches a Sergeant calm a growing mob and is entranced.
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11 Feb 2026
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Like The River Finds The Sea (Like You Find Me) by AdderTwist, SandyQuinn
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
09 Aug 2024
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Throughout a multiverse of opportunities, there is a certain level of stability that one needs, in order to form a discrete identity within that soup.
In which the Patrician has... a time, several times in a row, and Samuel Vimes is an incredibly convenient form of stability.
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09 Feb 2026
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Sam and Havelock or Lady Sybil the Patrician by Multiple_Universes
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2017
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In an infinite number of universes everything is possible and in one of them the city of Ankh-Morpork is ruled by Lady Sybil the Patrician, while Samuel Vimes finds himself marrying an assassin named Havelock Vetinari.
I sort of cheated and assumed that the main events in the Discworld series still happen (like the promotion, the crimes Vimes has to deal with, etc), and wrote a bunch of scenes that - in my mind - happen throughout. I tried to put them in chronological order.Bookmarked by BurnedOutReader
07 Feb 2026
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on the difference between heat and light by malfaisant
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2019
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Against the dark, Vetinari saw the Commander’s outline writhe in place, and the red symbol partially disappeared as Vimes obscured its glow beneath his hand.
“Sir—” Vimes spoke through gritted teeth, though his voice was returned to normal, “—please stop baiting the godsdamned thing!”
“I was only making conversation,” Vetinari replied.
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01 Feb 2026
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When they realise they're the only two people in the city who know a certain secret about their bosses, Angua and Drumknott form an unlikely alliance.
A support group, if you will.
Alright, this started as a bit of a joke, but now it exists and it is also now - finally - complete.
It runs alongside canon so there's spoilers for Fifth Elephant, Jingo and The Truth.
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30 Jan 2026
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Vimes and Vetinari are in a not-so-secret relationship, and seem determined to make it everyone else’s problem.
This is based on another Tumblr fluff prompt; Stormscrait requested these two Grossing Everyone Out With How In Love They Are, so please enjoy my attempt to write this whilst keeping them somewhat in character.
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30 Jan 2026
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Vetinari has kind of been flirting with Vimes for six years, but thanks for noticing, I guess...?
In which Vimes, having suffered an injury while on duty, realises that the Patrician actually cares about him. And not only as a means to stay in power, either.
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23 Jan 2026
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They were not men where the concept of love was an easy thing. Life – their lives in particular – was far too complicated and dicey to really allow it. Yet Havelock had to admit, even it was only to himself, that this man was someone who he held in high esteem and harboured a hefty dose of affection towards. He cared quite deeply for Samuel.
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It was still a lovely evening. Leaning against the stone wall, Havelock watched a collection of small birds flit and swarm around a lamp, catching moths. The creatures darted and swooped, deftly catching their prey. Little paper thin wings fluttered to the ground. It was serene. A brisk wind caught him, and Havelock pulled his heavy cloak around his shoulders. With care, he crossed his bad leg over the other, hands clasped on his knee. Havelock allowed himself a moment of quiet and closed his eyes.'What the bloody hell do you mean you don't know where he is?' Boomed a voice. Havelock opened his eyes. The birds scattered. A harried looking clerk trotted lopsidedly beside Commander Vimes, face beet red and hands waving.
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22 Jan 2026
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Havelock Vetinari has hanahaki, a city to run, and a lot of secrets to keep.
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16 Jan 2026
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Set after Night Watch. Before Vetinari steps out of the shadows, he recognises John Keel, the one person on the Disc he had ever wanted, and realises he never got over the crush.
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16 Jan 2026
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Flustering A Stone Wall
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Z-Team's dispatcher has been described, both by them and others, as a 'perpetually dead inside motherfucker'. He never seems to get bashful, or worked up, at any of their goddamn flirtations.Maybe they've just been going about it the wrong way
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11 Jan 2026