CATmetchu
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Now That's Elite Trine Treatment! by CATmetchu
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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A seeker without a trine shouldn’t have survived the war, but somehow you made it onto earth, stranded, with the Elite Decepticon Trine’s optics set on you.
And they do love a sweet little neutral like you to wet their spikes and fill their valves with.
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Terran Adolescent Rush by CATmetchu
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
13 Nov 2024
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Biologically Cybertronian, culturally human; American and Filipino to be exact, the Terrans experience adolescence a little differently. Amidst the conflict, robot babies still have to grow up just like human babies. These are the snap shots that give Dorothy, Alex and everyone head- and processor aches.
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Twitch doesn’t understand why she doesn’t have a crush on anyone in the movies Mo and Robby show her, so does that mean she isn’t a real girl anymore?
Thrash doesn’t want to be anyone’s brother anymore, but does that mean everything from paint to altmode has to change?
Jawbreaker doesn’t understand why having a soft heart as a boy is bad, when his father is an amazing man. Dad’s ex boyfriend is probably just jealous of Mom.
Nightshade doesn’t want to lose their cool new human friends who hang out at the cemetery, so they get that first taste of gothic teenage rebellion.
Hashtag finds out she is a lesbian and gets an unrequited crush on Elita One, after watching an anime starring a princely sword lesbian with pink hair. It’s a dumpster fire.
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A swapped AU fanfic:
After leading a life of sin they are sentenced to eternal damnation, no matter how undeserved.
Velvette who rebels against devine judgment by shamelessly embracing her sins, so she can forget the one person she has undoubtedly disappointed.
Valentino who has never loved, or been loved by anyone, is desperate to hold onto any illusion of love, with a ditzy little smile and a soul contract to a powerful Overlord.
Vox who had no voice and no say in life or death, resorts to shyly helping from the shadows as his only way of support, while hiding a craving for love.
Through mishaps the ditzy bimbo, the shameless tomboy, and the cranky gamer boy find kindred spirits in eachother. A perfect Vee takes shape until Valentino steps into Princess Charlie's car and she pitches him the Hazbin Hotel.
Disclaimer: I'm not fluent in sign language, plz correct me if I made a mistake, same goes for Spanish and Italian.
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Bits & Pieces Don't Make Him Whole, But He's Grateful by CATmetchu
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2024
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Why bother with pesky memory gaps and blurred images of the past, when he could be yours? He was just a regular little moth sinner and you were his only light. Whoever he once was, clearly it wasn't important enough.
What's his name?
He doesn't have one but his collar says V, whatever that means...(Plz heed the tags, all of them apply, literally <3)
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Tequila, Camomile, and Cunnilingus by CATmetchu for MatcHoMetriC
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2024
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Being a loving mother in hell is hard. When you don't want to exploit your children for personal gain, you must protect them from others who do. And it gets overwhelming at times, that's where Zestial brews Carmilla a hot pot of Camomile and things get heated.
Post episode 3 ssn 1
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Confessions Of A Human Consort-Attendant by L3m0n_B0n3s
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
21 Oct 2025
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Being part of the Alliance is all fine and good, until your sexuality gets you labeled as a species-traitor. Shepard takes some time away to work on herself--and reflect on who she really is.
Series
- Part 1 of I Have Loved The Stars Too Fondly
Bookmarked by CATmetchu
24 Oct 2025
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Welcome to Kitty's Room by Enytha
Fandoms: The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/, Creepypasta - Fandom
17 Aug 2025
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Several diary entries retrieved on Level 974, "Kitty's House".
Kitty, or Mr. Kitty as it is sometimes called, decides to write down its thoughts and daily occurrences on a diary it found in its bedroom. Kitty will learn what it feels like to be "human", for better or for worse.
It's hard to make friends as a shapeless humanoid.
Bookmarked by CATmetchu
06 Oct 2025
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Signal Lost by StrawberryGore
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
07 Sep 2025
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This wasn't how warriors died. Not in glorious battle with weapons blazing and battle-cries echoing through the cosmos. This was a disposal problem being solved through the simple application of pressure. He was dying. Locked away in a dead-end corridor where no one would ever find him, where his remains might eventually be discovered by some maintenance drone and quietly disposed of without ceremony or remembrance. The weight of isolation pressed on him as heavily. No rescue would come because no one even knew he was missing. He would be forgotten, his spark snuffed out silently in this endless. While Shockwave's plans proceeded unchecked, while everything he had tried to protect crumbled to ash.
The steel walls crept closer still, measuring his remaining existence in millimeters.
And then, just as all hope flickered out like a candle in a hurricane, just as the last fragments of his sanity prepared to scatter-
The floor under him didn't just vanish, floors didn’t disappear, neither should walls.
Reality didn't blink, it didn’t lie.
But somehow Blurr fell through the fabric of existence itself.
Bookmarked by CATmetchu
05 Oct 2025
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LABYRINTH by KriosWasntAvailable, USER_0497
Fandoms: Original Work, The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
07 Oct 2025
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In 2016, a girl named Madison Hill went missing from the small town of █̶̠̰̊͛͘͠█̴͓̋█̴̬̲̽͠█̷̧̨͈̖̝̿̿̊̑͘█̴̛̫̹̀̌̇͝█̴̛̟̉̌█̸̱̪̔█̴̟̩͇̓͊█̴̗͉̞̈́́█̴̡͔̇̇͌̂█̷͖͔͂̐̽̄͝ͅ█̸͎͎̻̭̌̀̃̂̏, Oregon, causing a nationwide manhunt for this missing girl. Ultimately, Madison was never found, and her whereabouts remained unknown.
Until 2023, when seven years after her disappearance, a blog appeared on an obscure website known as ‘SNet’. The creator of this blog claimed to be the missing Madison Hill, and that she was perfectly fine—just lost in some sort of never ending, labyrinthian building.
But this blog remained hidden from the public eye for several months, known only to a select few who had chanced upon it during it's initial appearance.
And those select few were the only ones who were truly able to get a look into the hell Madison was going through in real time.A story about a young woman trapped in the Backrooms presented in the form of a blog. Through the comments, you can offer her advice, comfort, or just your companionship.
Keep in mind that what you say can and will affect Madison’s life directly. So don’t make any choices you’ll regret.Bookmarked by CATmetchu
30 Sep 2025
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Dew Before the Sun by polymorphic
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
18 Sep 2022
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They say that science demands sacrifices, but 'they' never specify which. Nothing drastic, Tess learns. Just one relationship after another, lost to parsecs of space. Love and grief grow in tandem, inverse, leaving her feeling empty and numb. What better to fill the void than a dangerous new job?
The (questionable) thinking of an incurable careerwoman leads her on the adventure of a lifetime, and through all sorts of weird and alien straits. As for romance? Maybe. She thinks so. What is it, anyway?
Bookmarked by CATmetchu
07 Sep 2025