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“It was underwhelming,” Chuuya laments, shuddering. “Too much tongue, and he didn’t even take the hint to back off when I told him to. Almost had to cave his skull in to get it through his thick head.”
Dazai’s eye glimmers, and Chuuya instantly knows that the words coming out of his mouth next are going to be unflattering.
But, he doesn’t think anything could ever prepare him for what Dazai actually says next.
“If Chuuya’s so underwhelmed, I can demonstrate what it’s supposed to feel like. I can bet that I’m leagues better.”
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In which Chuuya loses his first kiss to a stranger on an undercover mission and is thoroughly unimpressed by the experience, so Dazai offers to show him a better time.
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22 Nov 2024
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“What?!” Chuuya shrieks, nearly tripping over his own feet. “You’re all insane! That’s not true, what the hell?!”
Gin gives him a thoroughly unimpressed stare, arms crossed loosely. Higuchi laughs nervously, twirling a lock of hair in her fingers. Tachihara snorts in disbelief, then hurriedly covers his face in embarrassment.
“Chuuya-san,” Akutagawa deadpans, staring him dead in the eyes. “I don’t want to have to say this, but you really can be an idiot.”
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In light of the revelation that Chuuya doesn’t actually recognize his feelings, his friends try to make Chuuya come to terms with the fact that he is, in fact, in love with Dazai Osamu, the infuriating bastard of a neighbor he has.
Or: 5 attempts made to force Chuuya into acceptance of his feelings, and the 1 time Chuuya finally gets it into his dense self that he might really feel something for Dazai other than boiling hatred.
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- Part 3 of soukoku but it’s all 5+1 things
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Chuuya realizes that he is in love with THE Osamu Dazai and decides to do something about it..but he can't do it in a normal way, that would be awkward and weird. So Chuuya acts drunk to confess his feelings to the brunette, his reaction was not what he ever expected.
From the song:"wish you were sober"
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- Part 1 of Confessions<33
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22 Nov 2024
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all this and heaven too by whorecoded for huntersserenity
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Dec 2022
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Since he can remember, the only sincere reprieve Dazai has ever received from the storm in his mind was books. Mori had been fond of all kinds of literature, stocking the shelves of his old home with volumes and volumes of escape mechanisms. Like a thing starved, Dazai devoured them, shutting out the rest of the world in his pursuit of peace.
Opening the shop had been natural, and he’d quickly accrued a slew of regulars who would listen to him wax poetic about his favorite novels. He’d had quite a few starry-eyed admirers lean across the counter, eyes intent on him as he spouted off flowery quote after fiery quote, yet no one had ever spiked Dazai’s interest enough for him to take their affections seriously.
Yet he’d grown all too fond of romances, of the comfort in the knowledge of a happy ending. No matter what, at the end of the story, the princess always found her prince, regardless of any bumps they hit along the way. No matter how rocky the start, no matter how dire the situation, love always pulled through.
“The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.”
or: a fluffy bookshop au featuring pining, painter chuuya, bookshop owner dazai, and a lot of love letters
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21 Nov 2024
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Chuuya lost a bet against Dazai which required him to either utter sweet things to Dazai, try out some pickup lines, or flirt with him for one whole day. When Chuuya accidentally flirts with Dazai after that day, Dazai shows off about it to the Agency, but no one believes him.
[“Ne Chuuya,” Dazai began. “I don’t really like sweet things recently. Those candies that the agency brought for Ranpo-san? It’s so sweet!” Dazai groaned.
Perhaps not entirely awake yet, Chuuya’s response slipped out without much thought. “Oh, you must not like me then.”
“...”
“...”
“...”
“... You heard nothing.” Chuuya threatened.]OR
[“Hey, Chuuya?” Dazai started.
“Hmm?”
“Now that I think about it,” He continued, his fingers playing with Chuuya’s hair. “It seems like we are destined to meet and be together.”
Chuuya froze for a moment, then cleared his throat and tease, “Nice pickup line.”
“That’s not a pickup line,” Dazai responded.]*We all need fluff skk after the new chapter. LET THEM BE HAPPY!!!
*English is not my first language if I made any mistake please do tell me. enjoyyy~Series
- Part 3 of Fluff soukoku
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Who would’ve thought that a pair of fake fangs and a strong polident are what it took for these two to deal with their feelings?
Nutshell: Dazai coming into terms that he might have a thing for sharp canines.
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19 Nov 2024
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19 Nov 2024
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Look what you made me do (I love you too) by AngelitoBloodsherry
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Nov 2024
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On a joint mission, Dazai and Chuuya play a dangerous and familiar game. A tight blue dress, a forgotten drink and jealousy are an explosive combination.
"Jealous?"
"To the core, baby."
"Prove it."
"Careful, you don't want me to stain your pretty dress with his blood."Or: Possessive!Dazai and Sassy!Chuuya play their favorite game in the middle of a mission with the ADA and the Port Mafia. Chaos is guaranteed.
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19 Nov 2024
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"Dazai..." Chuuya's voice comes out too tight and small, unlikely to ever reach Dazai. His hand lifts shakily, in some dazed attempt to stop him. There is panic wild and fast in his chest, the beginnings of hyperventilation, his breaths shallow and quick.
Something's wrong, something's wrong—
This hurts too much, it's not supposed to be like this—
His vision is blurring, and his head is taut and aching with the stress and anxiety and so much anguish that he can barely comprehend it.
The last of Dazai's hazy form disappears, far in the distance.
_______Forced into a difficult situation, Dazai has to leave Chuuya behind post-Corruption without his usual thorough check-up. Only, he has no idea just what state Chuuya was in as he was walking away from him that night.
Grief is a good teacher on how to value those you love. When he gets Chuuya back, Dazai uses his lessons well.
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At eighteen, Chuuya doesn't know how to kiss.
Dazai teaches him how.
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"I think you broke my nose," Dazai says faintly, finally letting Chuuya remove his hands. He frowns as Chuuya angles his head a bit to look at it. Dazai presses the back of a quick finger to the underside of his nose, blinking. "I'm bleeding, aren't I? I think I'm bleeding?"
Chuuya rolls his eyes, letting him go. "Your nose is fine. It's not bleeding either, so stop bein' so dramatic about it."
"Chuuya should kiss it better."
"Hah!" Chuuya exclaims, "Shut the hell up, you! This doesn't give ya a free pass to say such bullshit just 'cuz I'm doing this with you!"
Dazai is staring ahead, his eyes hazy. "Ugh, yeah. I'm pretty grossed out too now at what I just said. Where were we? Oh, right." He looks back at Chuuya, focused again. "So… this time… go slow, okay? I know you're excited to kiss my pretty face and all but - "
"DAZAI!" Chuuya's voice is high and wild, bordering on a screech. He's starting to regret this already.
"But you have to make sure you can actually see where my pretty face is instead of just banging into me."
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19 Nov 2024
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Dazai walks into the ADA to find a desperate and distressed Chuuya looking for him, haunted by Arahabaki and having been unable to sleep for a long time.
This brings out an old and familiar side of Dazai from their younger years, one that only comes out when he is not being perceived by Chuuya.
He brings Chuuya to his dorm and takes care of him.
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“I got these for you shitty mackerel,” Chuuya said stiffly as Dazai barely caught the flowers in his hands and had to catch a box of truffles being roughly shoved towards him too.
“Eh?” Dazai muttered, taking a step back to place the bouquet on the kitchen countertop to inspect the box of sweets. “You got me my favorite?” He murmured, not yet meeting Chuuya’s gaze as he stared at the familiar brand of chocolates and raised a brow in bewilderment. "And flowers...?"
A day in which Chuuya manages to completely bewilder his ex-partner.
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14 Nov 2024
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Hold me while I sleep by Love_Hyuneee for ThePirateArcInHamlet
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Jun 2021
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“Is Chuuya planning to sleep in his dirty work clothes?” Dazai mused as if Chuuya wasn’t lying right next to him. “That is quite unsanitary.”
Lifting up his hand to give Dazai the middle finger was an exhausting yet gratifying experience.
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Chuuya and Dazai help each other get to sleep after exhausting days.
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- Part 19 of All hail our lord and savior Chuuya Nakahara
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Dazai, despite his 'outgoing attitude', is not a social person at all. He speaks to few and cares for even fewer. But he's building a proper family now. It only makes sense to settle things with the estranged part, too.
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- Part 5 of Strangest People Dazai Visits
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13 Nov 2024
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Funny and cute and wack-a-morí feels cathartic lol
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reaching the bathroom he stripped off his unbuttoned shirt, throwing it carelessly on the floor. he watched as chuuya stared, eyes tracing up his softly defined abs and v-line. dazai walked forward, holding chuuya’s face in his hand and pressing their hips ever so softly—teasingly—together.
chuuya’s cheeks flushed faster than milk spoiled. he gave dazai’s bare shoulder a light slap and scoffed.
“you are insatiable.” chuuya stuck his tongue out at the brunet, earning a genuine laugh back.
“you love me.”
“when you don’t smell like shit, yeah.”
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"He leaned his head against Dazai’s back, the latter releasing a shaky breath with the contact. He went on the tips of his toes, and pressed a kiss into a visible scar on the other’s back, wrapping his arms around his stomach in a backwards hug.
Dazai had his head down, his hair covering his eyes. “I thought this would be the final straw. That you would leave after seeing me like this. Why? Why aren’t you leaving? Why aren’t you scared?"
Or: Before they take the next step in their relationship, Dazai feels the need to show Chuuya his body, and what damage he has. Dazai, self-sabotaging as always, tries his hardest to keep himself from being happy. Though he underestimates the love Chuuya feels towards him.
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- Part 3 of soukoku for the soul
- Part 3 of skk one shots
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13 Nov 2024
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Chuuya blanked, dilated pupils shrinking in fear. He stumbled backwards, hands barely attempting to find purchase as his body was thrown down. He managed to clamber backwards a few steps, pure adrenaline the only thing keeping his body from collapsing, remaining pressed into a terrified overdrive of emotions. "Chuuya!" His vision swam mouth drawing dry, mind tipping into a constant overflow of memories that mixed and produced a static blur.
(Chuuya's forced to face his trauma, thrown into a clawing panic attack. Loving boyfriend Dazai, sick of leaving Chuuya to face his demons alone, is right there to bring him back.)
Now with a Russian translation: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43917492
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12 Nov 2024
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Legend says if you want a wish to come true, you wish on a star. That is exactly what long-time artist Dazai Osamu does. He certainly had no expectations for his wishes to come true. He also did not expect a glowing, red-headed man to descend from the sky either!
Summoned one night for a routine wish granting, Comet Star Nakahara Chuuya finds himself on Earth, catering to the whims of this oddball human.
A total of five wishes he can grant and he must stay until they are complete. As the wishes diminish, their feelings start to grow.
Can an artist find hope in something as fleeting as a star? And can a star defy the universe for something as strange as love?
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11 Nov 2024
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Really sweet 🥹💚 | human Dazai X comet Chuuya
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Love Is Not Black and White, It's Blue (Like Your Eyes) by aneryllis
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Jun 2023
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Chuuya and Dazai are not soulmates. The fact that they have been married for ten years but still see in black and white proves that.
It is never an issue until…
"Dazai, my eyes… they're blue."
Dazai's heart stops.
Chuuya can see colors now. It only means one thing:
Chuuya has met his real soulmate, and it's not Dazai.
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- Part 2 of Soukoku Soulmate Series
- Part 2 of soukoku oneshots
- Part 7 of soukoku fics 🩹🎩
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10 Nov 2024
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❝ "Oi, what's wrong?" Chuuya asks, advancing towards Dazai as his gaze scans every inch of his body.
"Mmh? Wrong? Nothing's wrong. Did you get a lot of water in your eyes in the shower? Or are you so small that-?"
"Don't start with that shit" Chuuya abruptly interrupts him. His slug is worried. He shouldn't be, Dazai isn't in any real danger and besides, he got into this alone. That he didn't notice the poison until after eating the second chocolate shows how much he was careless, how much he failed, "Something's wrong, idiot. Tell me what. Now."
"I don't know what Chuuya's talking about, I'm-" of course, his body chooses that precise moment to start vomiting blood. ❞
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On Valentine's Day, Dazai steals and eats some chocolates that were given to Chuuya in the mafia. Turns out they were poisoned chocolates.
Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Zombie
10 Nov 2024