Call_Me_Pierrot
Fandoms
- Dragon Quest VIII (1)
- Dragon Quest IV (1)
- Persona 5 (1)
- Dragon Quest XI (1)
- A Date With Death (Visual Novel) (1)
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For as long as you can remember, life was out to get you. Literally. You couldn’t go a day without something trying to kill you–be it falling pianos or car related accidents.
Yet, when you finally have something akin to figuring things out, everything suddenly goes well for you. A little too well…
And now you’re actually married?!
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Ortho the Ever Observant Brother by Call_Me_Pierrot
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
28 Jan 2025
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As Ortho grows and becomes his own person, he finds himself wondering if his brother truly is improving or getting worse.
Or: Ortho suddenly finds himself becoming a third wheel to his brother's relationship with Ramshackle's Prefect and isn't sure how to feel about Idia trying to date someone his age.
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Being 26 years old had its ups and downs. The job was good with decent pay but your love life is not as fortunate. After being stood up during one late night at a fancy bar, you decide to let out your troubled thoughts to the new bartender. He seems pretty harmless enough...But why did he act so different every time you encounter him?
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In the Life of the Thief and Luminary by Call_Me_Pierrot
Fandoms: Super Smash Brothers, Persona 5, Dragon Quest XI, Dragon Quest VIII, Dragon Quest III, Dragon Quest IV
14 Apr 2022
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With the new heroes invited to Smash, Akira’s curiosity was piqued when one of them became his new roommate. The kid seemed harmless when not in the fighting mood, though it is a shame he was pretty quiet compared to the other three.
Why was Akira so interested in the first place? Funny thing is, it all started when the Luminary had a nightmare.
Recent bookmarks
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Prowl's Big Problem by NamesNotZippy (ArtsyMagic)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
23 Feb 2026
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The Constructicons' repressed pining for a certain tactician finally comes to a head. Devastator has decided it's time he takes matters into his own hands.
Megatron scrambles to regain control of his combiner. Optimus would just like his second back. The Autobots and Decepticons have to work together to solve Prowl's Devastator problem, all while humanity and the rest of the galaxy watch it all go down on Live TV.
Prowl can't possibly be any more humiliated! Jazz can't possibly be any more entertained!
Bookmarked by Call_Me_Pierrot
16 Jan 2026
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Spike Seeks Valve by Baird Crevan (Baird)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
01 Apr 2021
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“Your name. Is. Spike,” Skywarp repeated.
“Yes, that’s what I said! I am Spike, ally to the Autobots, the defenders of Earth!”
Skywarp trembled a little and made a weird giggling noise. “Uh, wow. That’s. Erm, sorry Jazz, I gotta… I gotta steal your Spike.”
Written for Thunderwarp Week 2021 Day #4 Prompt: Prank/Treats
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- Part 4 of Baird's Thunderwarp Week 2021
- Part 1 of Spike and Skywarp Pranking Duo
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,109
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 111
- Kudos:
- 1,140
- Bookmarks:
- 186
- Hits:
- 6,905
Bookmarked by Call_Me_Pierrot
31 Dec 2025
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Darling, Can I Be Your Favorite? by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
26 Jan 2026
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Starscream: Status: Responsive to positive stimuli.
Escalated praise = heightened obedience. Marked shift in tone and demeanor. Further experimentation recommended.
Physical contact [minimal] yields maximum results. Increase gradually. Observe.
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Megatron finds that an unconventional hand gets better behavior out of his second-in-command. It's intriguing.
...And then he gets carried away.
Series
- Part 2 of Arson's Transformers Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 129,681
- Chapters:
- 36/?
- Comments:
- 800
- Kudos:
- 1,546
- Bookmarks:
- 248
- Hits:
- 47,755
Bookmarked by Call_Me_Pierrot
30 Dec 2025
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The Doctor Is In by Spoon888
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
31 Mar 2021
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Taken prisoner by Decepticons, Ratchet is prepared for the worst; Interrogation, torture, deactivation. What he didn't expect was getting roped into becoming the enemy faction's temporary physician.
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- Part 1 of The Doctor Is In
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,436
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Comments:
- 3,598
- Kudos:
- 7,199
- Bookmarks:
- 1,500
- Hits:
- 169,731
Bookmarked by Call_Me_Pierrot
03 Nov 2025
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Summary: Optimus got sprayed with a strong pheromones spray and everyone wants a piece of that aft, and he is absolutely confused on what to do about it.
He is a touch starved old manBookmarked by Call_Me_Pierrot
29 Sep 2025