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Mama Red & The Ducks of Park Row by Eccentric_Grace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics)
01 Mar 2024
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Word traveled fast in Crime Alley.
It became yet another Alley-kid code word. If someone said they were telling Mama, that meant Jason Todd would get an earful while he planned out his next drug bust. If someone said Mama’s paying for dinner, it meant a free meal to any kid who showed up to the diner that day.
(or: "a toddler who was being saved by the red hood called him "mama" once and now crime alley kids will refer to him as mama all. the. time.")
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- Part 1 of batfam integration 2 electric boogaloo
- Part 1 of Mama Hood & The Ducks of Park Row
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- English
- Words:
- 7,335
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 339
- Kudos:
- 8,677
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- 2,034
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- 43,008
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30 Aug 2026
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“I thought I raised you better than this, Master Jason,” Alfred tutted in disappointment.
Jason closed his eyes in shame, he knew he’d blown his chances with all the other Bats but he’d hoped that Alfred would still accept him.
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- English
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- 1,971
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 32
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- 460
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- 71
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- 2,492
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27 Aug 2026
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Dick Grayson: A Case Study by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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Dick rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m mostly used to sparring with my little brothers, it’s kind of just habit, and I was having fun. I didn’t want the match to be over too quick.”
“Too quick?” Derek asked, eyebrows raised. “I’m twice your size, kid.”
Dick shrugged. “So’s Bruce and we’re pretty much tied at this point, or at least according to the score board the kids started to keep for Saturday spars.”
“Saturday spars?” Derek repeated, following him towards the locker room.
Dick flashed him a smile. “What? Don’t have any weird family traditions?”
“Not ones that include hitting each other,” Derek said
OR The BAU gets a probationary profiler who is a little more than he appears at first glance. Or second. Or third. Just how many secrets can Dick Grayson be hiding from a team full of profilers?
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- English
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- 64,098
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 1,149
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- 15,650
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19 Aug 2026
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Over the years it has become known that similair to Bruce Wayne and Batman, Matches Malone has a slowly growing army of children. This is the story of how all the Batkids developed their Malone identities.
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- English
- Words:
- 22,673
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 397
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- 4,141
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- 1,247
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- 47,219
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18 Aug 2026
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call me cute and feed me sugar by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
24 Dec 2024
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Tim Drake had absolutely no intentions of ever becoming anyone's sugar daddy when he met Superboy.
This would have worked out better for him if Superboy had ever had an actual legal identity or an actual legal guardian or just . . . literally anything whatsoever in life. Ever. At all.
Just a bank account, even.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,629
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 1,827
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- 6,841
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- 2,067
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- 107,652
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17 Aug 2026
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Fine, Come to my Rescue by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
22 Mar 2025
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Batman and the Justice League get captured in a completely ridiculous and entirely unpredictable way. Batman's plans get called into question and by his team mates and a villain that doesn't deserve the name. He decides to abandon them to his best and most vicious general plan; let the kids sort everything out. He just wants to stop sneezing, get home, and have some soup.
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- Part 7 of Batfamily Feels
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,817
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 19
- Comments:
- 630
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- 13,003
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- 114,421
Bookmarked by Calmandclumsy
23 Jun 2026
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Gotham was built on a cave system. Batman has referenced a Bat Cave before. Tim is currently in the cave system. He is in the cave system that he entered from Drake Manor. Drake Manor is right next door to where Batman- The Bruce Wayne- lives. Holy Cavern, Batman! Tim had just accidentally wandered into the Bat Cave’s cave system.
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Tim, having found a weird hole after a storm, decides to go exploring ignoring the fact that This Is Gotham and They Probably Have Cursed Stuff Down There.
Luckily, it was just a cave system that spans the entire Gotham underground. Unluckily, Tim is a very curious child.
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- Part 1 of Gotham Caves and Reality Aberrations
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,113
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 120
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- 3,413
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- 21,521
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20 Jun 2026
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Childish crushes by Cringe_Fella
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Instead of lunging at him, the monster stumbled, as it tried to stand, and Clark saw as a child's leg slipped out of a big black boot before tangling in a yellow belt, small, very childish hands trying and failing to catch it. And maybe… And maybe it wasn't a monster at all, because as Clark watched, transfixed, the kid - because it had to be a kid, he didn't seem to be older than Clark- face planted on the floor without making even a single noise.
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Or; a magical mishap accidently turns the World's Finest into an 8 and a 9 year old. Shenanigans ensue.
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- English
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- 73,916
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 643
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- 2,837
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- 40,691
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18 Jun 2026
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Crow discusses the mayor's new infrastructure plan, as well as some news on the latest Rogue breakouts. Also, for the first time, the show has a sponsor!
Weather - Everything Is Not What It Seems by Selena GomezBookmarked by Calmandclumsy
16 Jun 2026
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Turn back time (while moving forward) by Bluehairdie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Jun 2026
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Strange’s gaze was heavy. “If you stay here, the fabric of the multiverse will tear apart. Every universe will bleed into the next until nothing is left.”
Peter swallowed hard, his throat tight. “So what’s the other option?”
Strange hesitated, then answered with finality. “I can’t make people forget. That won’t be enough anymore. The rift is following you. The only way to save our world… is to send you to another one.”
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another peter parker is dick graysons son fic bc I love them
I gave it my own little twist of courseI don’t consent to my work or any of my works being used in an AI program. While I’m at it I DONT USE AI. I HATE IT
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- Part 10 of my Disregarding Canon (DC) works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,763
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Comments:
- 680
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- 4,173
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- 112,971
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11 Jun 2026
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Kid Tim and Kid Jason join the family early. Shenanigans ensue. That's it. That's the series. by raretune
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
11 Sep 2026
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Longest series name ever. This is an AU where Kid Jason and Kid Tim join the Batfam early and cause adorable but badass havoc everywhere they go.
Each story is a standalone but connected.
The core story is complete. Extras here.
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- 46,769
- Works:
- 8
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- 382
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31 May 2026
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The world domination of a baby, or Damian Wayne’s early retirement plans come to fruition by sanmaci
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
24 Apr 2026
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Damian Wayne wakes in his two-year-old body. He takes this by all the grace expected and decides that this time around, he deserves to be spoiled.
Setting off to Gotham, shenanigans ensue and Damian finds himself adopted by the Drakes.
Tim is thriving, Bruce is visibly aging, and Janet is way too amused for anyone’s good.Bookmarked by Calmandclumsy
28 May 2026
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There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.
“Wayne Residence.”
That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.
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On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.- Language:
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- 1/1
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- 78
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- 665
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16 May 2026
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Batman has finally failed, and all of Gotham is gone. Tim has a plan and a time machine to make things right. He overachieves like always.
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- English
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- 4,738
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 17
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- 183
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15 May 2026
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It’s my own damn fault. I should never have let myself get attached.
Tim’s last barista had finally refused to serve him, after weeks of sneakily downgrading his shots, and he was on the hunt for someone who would just make his usual without complaint.
He got a little more than he bargained for.This is not pwp... But feel free to ignore the plot if you so choose.
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29 Jan 2026
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Therapy isn't working out for Tim (possibly because he has like, way too many issues), so Dinah suggests he try music therapy instead. This turns out to be such a good idea he drafts it to his team and suddenly he's moonlighting as a rock singer in a band that's rising in popularity. Maintaining a new "secret" identity is easy enough, and he's having a lot of fun!
Unfortunately for Tim, it seems he's a bit TOO good at the secret identity thing, because his family doesn't seem to realize that it's him.
Ugh, this is just proving his point.
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- Part 1 of oops I made music for a fic
- Part 23 of Livy's Misc Oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,525
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 308
- Kudos:
- 7,133
- Bookmarks:
- 2,071
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- 48,377
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15 Oct 2025
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Weak by PrinceMalice
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Nov 2020
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Deadpool definitely wanted the Spidey-shaped forbidden fruit, and his want drowned out the voices screeching against his amygdala that if he snooped then Spidey would never forgive him and he’d lose his best friend, future father of his babies, the carne asada in his burrito, and so forth.
He did it anyway, because Deadpool didn’t make wise decisions.
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Peter finds out Wade's secret Identity. Wade finds out Peter's. Neither tells the other. Cue shenanigans.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,722
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 224
- Kudos:
- 6,313
- Bookmarks:
- 1,094
- Hits:
- 87,788
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13 Oct 2025
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Something Just Like This by Classical_Creep
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
26 Feb 2026
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When Superman, better known in civilian clothes as Clark Kent, helps two boys lost in Metropolis, he doesn’t expect it to lead to sharing hot chocolate with their tired, sharp-edged father. Clark has no idea the stranger is Bruce Wayne, Gotham’s reclusive billionaire ; all he sees is a tired man with storm-cloud eyes and the kind of smile he wants to see again.
It should have been just a coincidence, one he’d think back on fondly, and then let go. A rainy afternoon in Metropolis, a coffee shop shelter, and two boys with sharp tongues. But by the time the storm clears, Clark’s sure of two things:
He’s absolutely smitten.
He has no idea how to ask for Bruce Wayne’s number in front of his kids.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,107
- Chapters:
- 2/10
- Comments:
- 308
- Kudos:
- 3,738
- Bookmarks:
- 690
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- 23,556
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09 Oct 2025
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all is fair in love and paintball by TheDarkLagoon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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5 times Wally found himself in the middle of a Batfamily paintball competition + 1 time he joined in
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You do not need to have read the previous fic in the series to read this, though there will be miniscule references to it at chapter 5(rated teen and up because of swearing)
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- Part 2 of Batfamily Paintball Competition
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03 Sep 2025
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When Bruce Wayne gets stuck in a time loop, he's more intrigued than alarmed. It doesn't hurt that every day ends with his first date with Clark Kent.
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- Part 2 of Lightning and Time
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,921
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 255
- Kudos:
- 6,440
- Bookmarks:
- 643
- Hits:
- 51,759
Bookmarked by Calmandclumsy
27 Aug 2025