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In which Atraxa barely survives the results of the Phyrexian Multiversal Invasion, saved by a vexingly annoying fleshling. With the Invasion Tree gone and most of the Praetors dead, she must decide what comes next.
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There's ten racing teams in Aetherdrift, and six of them got some level of POV in the set's main story, which I think is a shame because the last four are pretty neat! So I wrote about them.
Or: At the starting line for the Ghirapur Grand Prix, Caradora gets ready.
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The Cauldron and the Furnace Queen by ChefWhatnot
Fandoms: Magic: The Gathering (Card Game)
08 Aug 2024
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Ayara was alone, left in a devastated state after the Phyrexian Invasion. Thankfully, chance happens to bring the Cauldron of Eternity right to her doorstep. Now if only she could find a way to get it from the metallic beast currently guarding it...
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- Part 3 of The Goose Mother and Other Tales
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More Legends of Outlaws of Thunder Junction by ChefWhatnot
Fandoms: Magic: The Gathering (Card Game)
01 Aug 2024
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The "Legends Of" article for Thunder Junction sadly only detailed the members of Oko's Crew and the face commanders, which is a shame since there's about a kajillion legendary creatures in the set who I (and hopefully you) would want to read about. So I guess I'm doing this now.
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Alex, local fuckboy, spends a night at Club Lavender, a Lesbian Bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar is cursed, and after tonight he'll never be the same...
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The Goose Mother and Other Tales by ChefWhatnot
Fandom: Magic: The Gathering (Card Game)
08 Aug 2024
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A lot of people were annoyed that there weren’t any official one-shot side stories for Wilds of Eldraine. I decided I would take up the mantle of writing some myself. These are those stories.
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The girls' hockey team is a player down, and the first game of the season is just a few weeks away! But wait, who's that skinny kid out on the ice...?
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06 Dec 2025
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Adrien has mastered the art of the smile. Even while his mind is on poor behavior, when he's caught beneath a barrage of unkind thoughts to himself, he's still able to keep his smile. Attend his friends' parties, maintain small talk, get through the day — and hopefully his friends won't realize how messed up he really is.
Everyone is out-pacing him. While he's barely getting out of bed in the morning, his friends are making waves, changing lives, getting engaged.
He can't even get his girlfriend to text him back.
So, sure. Maybe he's not in the best head space right now — but 'suicidal'? Ladybug's certainly just reading too deeply into things. But if her concern for Chat Noir's mental state is enough to get her reaching out, well, he won't turn down the opportunity to chat with a friend. Besides, Ladybug seems to be having a rough go of it, too. Maybe they can help each other out.
(a Ladynoir hurt/comfort texting fic, with established Adrienette)
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10 Nov 2025
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Ranma was lost to the Nekoken for two years.
Akane was lost in Ryugenzawa for ten.
Two feral creatures are put in a confined, controlled environment where the only thing as wild as themselves is each other.
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08 Nov 2025
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godfeels 3, part 2 A: no one does it like us by Agonist, BrushBandit, KeeperofManyNames, QueerOnFire, SarahZedig, unusualdolls
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Oct 2025
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Akashic Records presents: "no one does it like us," the first disc of the eponymous Godfeels Double Album.
After narrowly averting the destruction of Earth C at the cost of many lives and several of her closest friendships, Jade Harley is determined to uncover the conspiracy that nearly ruined her life. Aiding her are Jade's estranged friends Jake English, Terezi Pyrope, Roxy Lalonde, Calliope, as well as the resurrected Dirk Strider, all of them outcasts from a broken world they seek to avenge for reasons known only to them. Together residing in the enigmatic Garden Stone commune, this band of misfits must find new purpose in "no one does it like us," a jazz inspired ode to fallen heroes everywhere.
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- Part 10 of godfeels, or: "i dreamed of feeling better"
- Part 1 of godfeels: double // album
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21 Oct 2025
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godfeels, or: "i dreamed of feeling better" by Agonist, BrushBandit, KeeperofManyNames, lasciviousWildheart, QueerOnFire, SarahZedig, unusualdolls
Fandom: Homestuck
14 Oct 2025
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there was a dream in a dark place that spoke so loud a universe followed in its wake...
six years have passed since the end of Homestuck, and Earth C's gods have grown stagnant. a failed suicide attempt among one of their own sets off a chain reaction that will forever change the world as they know it-- for better and for worse.
an ongoing story about gender, loneliness, and violence set in in the wilderness of post-canon. features:
the existential dread of retcon,
june egbert's messy transition,
several heated romances,
a war on the moon,
an extracosmic legion of witches,
and the horrible responsibility of choice.
NOTE: this series explores many adult themes including depression, anxiety, childhood trauma, suicidal ideation, alcoholism, and more. please heed the content warnings before each chapter.- Words:
- 552,117
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Bookmarked by ChefWhatnot
29 Sep 2025