13 Works by ChrisMcLean
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Not playing into the theatrics, “You’re hungover”. Chef corrected. “I’m guessing you want me to cancel our plans today?”
"Please.”
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Or: Someones hungover.Series
- Part 5 of Sick Chris McLean
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“I feel like shit, Chef.”
“So you’re sick?”
“So fucking sick.”
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Or: Blainely wants to be like Chef and learn how to cook. She's not good at it. Chris spares her feelings and tastetests.
It doesn't end well.Series
- Part 4 of Sick Chris McLean
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Chef simply shook his head at the others request. “You’re fine, you’ve got a headache.”
“A migraine, which shooting me will help!”
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Or: Migranes suck, not being able to cure them sucks worse
Day two of sicktember!! "Quest for a cure"Series
- Part 3 of Sick Chris McLean
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Fake It Till You Make It (Off Of The Kitchen Floor) by ChrisMcLean
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2023
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“Rude” Chris quipped back, rolled his eyes, only to grimace a little at the pain that small action caused him. “Maybe, I like it down here”. Staring at the ground angrily, his fingers closing around tighter on the water bottle.
“You like sitting on the kitchen floor, surrounded by trash with water splashed on your shirt?”
“... Maybe”
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Or: Accepting you're sick isn't meant to be this difficult.For day one of Sicktember 2023! "Hopelessly bad at self care"
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- Part 2 of Sick Chris McLean
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Giving a somewhat judgy glance, Chef just flat out asked outright . “Why can’t you just answer it?”
“Well if I do that then I’m gonna get my ass screwed by the producers while taking the call while filming.”
“You just swore on live TV.”
“... Shit.”
“CHRIS.”
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“Can I get advil?”
“... For your headache?”
“Didn’t tell you I had one, but yes.”
“Go ahead.” Wait. “Actually- What’ve you eaten today?”
“...”
“Chris.”
Chris picked the cup back up again and took a long sip while avoiding eye contact.
“Chris!”
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Or: Overworking has It's concequences, when the person doesn't want to FACE those concequences, Chef steps in.Series
- Part 1 of Sick Chris McLean
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Extensive Guide to Extension Removal by ChrisMcLean for WhoGaveMothTheRightToHyperfix
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2023
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“Was she like this in the car?” Chef gave a shrug to the question.
“I’m not too sure, everyone was arguing with each other so I just put the divider up.” Chris snorted at that, he probably would too.SLAM
“... I’ll go and talk to her.”
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Or: There's no hiding being bullied in this family.Series
- Part 3 of Family AU
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“Jeez-! Chef, don’t do that, dude!” He snapped.
“My bad, my bad.” He hummed out, long since removing the terrifying hand from Chris’s shoulders. “Huh, that looks like It’s gonna be difficult.”
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“How you feeling?” Leshawna asked, eyebrows shifting in concern.
“I feel like I’m about to explode and anything and everything I touch will kill me instantly.”
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Or: Child locks are something that every household needs.Series
- Part 2 of Family AU
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“Weee have a winner! LeDunca and Shewananan take it, that means anybody can get voted off tonight!”
CRASH!
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Or: A Little continuation to S1 21 -
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“Karmaaaa…” Chris hummed out as he winced further. As the blood continued to flow freely down his face, Chef groaned out.
“What the Hell do you mean by karma? Dumbass.”
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Or: Pranking constantly-alert people is stupid, Chris pays the price. -
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“As I’m recording this, I’m not gone yet, but wow. You lot are making me wanna come back already, and If I haven’t made it in time, I just wanted to tell you…” She watched as her father leaned out of frame.
“Happy Birthday, Gwen! I hope you had an absolutely amazing day, I’m sorry I couldn’t be there for it.” He frowned genuinely, Gwen copied.
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Or: Birthdays aren't meant to be spent alone and Gwen finds a video.Series
- Part 1 of Family AU
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“You’ve broken it.”
“No.”
“What the Hell do you mean no-"
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Or: Chris McLean is accident-prone, and Chef is done with him.