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After the events of the Panopticon, Martin and Jon hoped to end up Somewhere Else.
Luckily, becoming the Pupil of the Eye in Jonahs place gave Jon more power than he'd expected, and what is time but another thread of tape to pull and wrest into control?
After all, it was only polite to be kind, and rewind.
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Yet Another Time Travel Fix-it
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- Part 1 of Be Kind, Rewind
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24 Oct 2026
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Life Doesn't Discriminate Between the Sinner and the Saint by Only_1_Truth
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
24 Oct 2026
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As much as Yellow didn't want to admit it, listening to the stories about John were slowly getting to him. At first, he'd tried to ignore Arthur - then he'd tried to tell him to shut up - but ultimately Yellow was not only a captive audience, but a captive bored audience, and John was supposedly him, right? Yellow convinced himself that listening wouldn't hurt him, as ultimately it was just a weak-willed human prattling on about a fragment of a god it couldn't understand.
Right?
Or:
Or a fic where John doesn't return to the sound of Faroe's song, and Arthur is left trying to figure things out with Yellow instead - and Yellow is stuck dealing with an incredibly baffling human who may or may not be rubbing off on him.
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24 Oct 2026
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It's Discord and Rhyme by justsomegoodtimes
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
24 Oct 2026
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The Magnus Archive's staff find themselves in America, trying to stop the Unknowing. They stop in a small diner in Hatchetfield, MI. They don't know what they're in for.
or; Hatchetfield TMA crossover AU that was supposed to be a fucking oneshot but i drove myself insane instead
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24 Oct 2026
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Martin didn't just sit by while Jon was missing again due to kidnapping. He got annoyed that he wasn't showing up to work or answering his phone and went to give Jon a piece of his mind. He subsequently discovered that Jon had left Georgie.
Tim flirts with Michael for information and Martin goes for fire-filled revenge. Tim joins him to avenge Danny. After all - they can't very well do an Unknowing ritual if they're all flame-throwered to death now can they?Bookmarked by Clutchenjoyer
23 Oct 2026
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Jon is to be wed to Elias Bouchard, the most influential mage around. Which doesn't make any sense.
Jon brings neither money, nor influence, nor magic to the relationship, and yet Elias especially chose him. Not like Jon had much say in the matter.
Until another mage, Martin, shows up to whisk him away, promising answers.OR
Jmart, but make it fantasy. Also Elias is there, to make their life difficult. Which he honestly didn't have to, because they are already great at that themselves.
Anyway: dancing and carriages and mysteriesBookmarked by Clutchenjoyer
21 Oct 2026
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- Part 1 of Bookbound
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21 Oct 2026
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When the vampire virus begins infecting humanity, people have different reactions. Hunters, like Daisy and Basira, or Trevor and Julia, make it their mission to take as many vampires out as possible. Gertrude decides to open a research facility to try to discover a cure for vampirism and her assistants Gerry, Tim, Sasha, and newbie Martin help. When they catch their latest vampire, Jon Sims, Martin feels sympathetic for the terrified man... then he develops feelings for him.
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20 Oct 2026
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Camera system down (Where did my eyes go?) by Fireswordcool
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Oct 2026
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After Martin stabs Jon, the world crumbles down around them. It's a dizzying trip down into somewhere else.
Murderbot just wants one cargo trip where nothing goes wrong, but the arrival of these new humans has put a projectile in those plans. ART, for all it boasts its massive archives, does not know what's going on.
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19 Oct 2026
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You’ve Lost Your Life (and Almost Lost Your Mind) Before, so You’ll Be Fine! by PangolinNeedsToChill
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast), Danny Phantom
10 Oct 2026
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Arthur Lester has fallen into another hole, only there’s a lot more than loose dirt and monsters at the bottom of this one.
Danny finds a dead man in an alleyway. Well, not an actually dead man. More like a has-been-dead-at-least-once-but-is-not-currently-dead man. And he’s maybe overshadowed? It's kind of hard to tell. His eyes are the wrong color.
- If it was gonna kill you, boy, it would have by now
Or: that DPxMalevolent crossover I mentioned in the notes of my other fic cause why not
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17 Oct 2026
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things Residents are no longer allowed to do in the Afterlife (W.I.P.) by Dead_Serious
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Oct 2026
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"Given the recent actions of several residents who shall not be named, we have been forced to update our community guidelines. And yes, these incidents have occurred enough times to warrant being on this list."
A working list of things Afterlife residents are no longer allowed to do, curated by Oliver Banks
I love the Skippy's List trope and I love the Magnus Archives. What more can I say.
I'll add as I think of more rulesAlso the Fears are present in my Afterlife, but they're more passive. And everybody here is chill and there's no beef between anybody bc I can't and won't write angst. Unless it's for a bit.
also also I know that Jon/Martin are only mentioned in one rule but trust me it's there
Some of these are inspired by the original Skippy's List and other lists I found on the internet
Feel free to comment suggestions!Bookmarked by Clutchenjoyer
16 Oct 2026
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The general mistrust of magic as well as dangerous people in his past kept Jonathan Sims isolated, hidden away where he hoped he might finally be safe. Until he met someone who might be worth shattering that peace for.
Edit: updated the tags for ch 18 and 19, as they contain discussions of past sexual abuse.
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- Part 1 of Warlock AU
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15 Oct 2026
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After John and Arthur's disappearance, Oscar has helped Noel recover from his injury and has insisted on researching to try to find the missing pair. In the process, Noel's nightmares grow worse and become harder to tell apart from reality. Is this a coincidence or something more sinister encroaching upon the two?
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- Part 1 of Oscar and Noel's occult investigation
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14 Oct 2026
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Body Disposal: JMart Speedrun Edition (Glitchless, Any%) (FAIL) by BaySprout
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Oct 2026
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Follow up to Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition.
“There are fourteen-ish eldritch entities that are made of and feed on fear. The Magnus Institute was established as a temple to one of them. Our boss was a servant to that power and planned a ritual that would bring forth the destruction of the world as we know it, which is why we had to kill him. Also, that’s not actually Elias Bouchard, but a body-hopping and all-seeing Jonah Magnus who possesses the current heads of the Institute by replacing their eyes with his own.”
Sasha shakes her head. “Nope, try again.”
“Elias shot Gertrude Robinson three times in the chest and hid her body underneath the Institute.”
Sasha calls the cops.Series
- Part 2 of Speedrun Edition
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11 Oct 2026
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Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition by BaySprout
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Aug 2022
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“This isn’t a fucking dream, Tim!” Her friend only laughs.
“Of course it is, Sasha. Because if this isn’t a dream, then Jon and Martin really stopped mid argument to make out with each other and hug like reunited lovers, and now our boss really is holding our other boss in place with magic word powers while sweet, loveable, clumsy, tea-making Martin brutally tears out his eyes with a fucking corkscrew.” He pauses. “Oh, and then began repeatedly stabbing him in the heart with a pocket knife.”
Sasha looks back over, and sure enough, Martin has discarded the gory corkscrew and tackled Elias to the ground, now plunging the knife into Elias’s chest.
“Oh, my god,” she breathes, and maybe Tim is right, because this really can’t be happening right now.
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- Part 1 of Speedrun Edition
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11 Oct 2026
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Placing my Bets on The Slightest Chance That You'll Appear by Sillygoofyqueer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Sep 2026
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Nobody's ever seen the Head Archivist, and there are rumours that there isn't one.
to be honest, Martin knows that's not true, because someone is drinking the tea he takes to the office every day.
(Or: Jon as a Lonely Archivist and his assistant accidentally offering a tether to reality)
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28 Sep 2026
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The Archivist of Night Vale by The_Writers_tree
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Welcome to Night Vale
21 Oct 2026
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Jon, but Night Vale resident who decided to move to London. And already an avatar of the Eye, just to fuck with Jonah Magnus
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- Part 1 of The Archivist of Night Vale
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25 Sep 2026
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'Something crashes into the fence at the bottom of the garden, making the hanging baskets of dried-up flowers that Jon hasn't had the presence of mind to remove sway against the wood. He thumbs the tape recorder off and shoves it into the pocket of his jacket, finding his feet on the patio. The penknife feels pitifully miniscule in his fingers, so he exchanges it for the pipe.
More banging, and one of the fence panels starts to buckle, the wood splintering in sharp snaps.
'Hello?' Jon calls out, finding his tone strangely polite even now, devoid of either the fear or the righteous anger he feels. 'Are you-?'
Alive? A person?'
Or, the one with all the zombies.
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25 Sep 2026
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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25 Sep 2026
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Back From The Edge by Catelia
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Oct 2026
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Jonathan Sims wakes up in a lab, in a town, in a desert, under a hot sun. He wakes alone, save for a suspiciously handsome scientist. He wakes without Martin in sight.
Cecil Gershwin-Palmer is used to things going wrong in his broadcasts. He lives in Night Vale, after all, he's used to everything getting almost destroyed every other month. What he isn't used to, however, is a bloody third eye emerging when he tries to use his Sight.
A Somewhere Else fic, where Jon searches for a lost Martin, Cecil struggles with a myriad of sudden changes he never asked for, Carlos tries to figure out the shift that has occurred in Night Vale, Esteban finds himself being pulled towards something he does not wish to know, and Martin...
(Takes place in the not too distant Night Vale future)
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25 Sep 2026
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Bouchard's Monster by marvelsatan (ultimateslothiraptor)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Sep 2026
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After a lifetime of conditioning, dehumanization, and abuse, Jonathan Sims is rescued from Elias Bouchard.
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25 Sep 2026
