CoffeeWithConsequences
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“Wait, wait!” Lardo sat up, looking around as if someone had stolen something. “We forgot to tell Jack about the gay porn and naked Bitty!”
“Oh Lord, Lardo,” Bitty groaned and leaned into Jack’s side. “You make it sound dirty.”
Jack looked at Bitty with raised eyebrows. “I definitely need to hear that.”
Shitty didn’t sit up, but turned his head. “I do, too.” He raised his arm in a dramatic flourish. “Ms. Duan, your tale?”
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- Part 8 of 82 Games
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After deciding to take a break from sex, Jack and Bitty need to communicate about how and when to restart.
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- Part 7 of 82 Games
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As Bitty and Jack's first year progresses, each of them begins lying to the other as a way to hide their own embarrassment and fear. When the situation comes to a head, they relearn what it means to be honest and support one another.
"Relationships, man. Lots of fuckin' labor."
--ShittySeries
- Part 6 of 82 Games
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It's Always About the Family (Blueprints Remix) by CoffeeWithConsequences for Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
05 Sep 2018
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This story is a remix of Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)'s wonderful story, Blueprints. Ariadne's sister, Penny, is (mostly) grown up and comes to visit her in Paris while she's working on the Fischer job. Unlikely as it seems, Penny leads the team to the clue they need to get into Robert Fischer's psyche.
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This is a write-along for Check, Please! S4. Each chapter goes along with one episode of the comic. Pairings, characters, warnings, and rating will change as it progresses.
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In 2009 Kent "living Taylor Swift song" Parson goes first in the draft, moves to Nevada, and starts an NHL career that includes one Stanley Cup win, one league lockout, a lot of media manipulation, bad blood with several teams, a captaincy, big city politics, and the pressure that comes with some questionable sponsors for a club located in the gambling heart of the United States.
Meanwhile, the Las Vegas Aces learn how to work around the ghost of Jack Zimmermann.
(Not literally.)
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- Part 1 of The Jack Series
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- English
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- 12/13
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11 Jun 2019
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President Arthur Levine really should be paying more attention to the Very Important Presidential Stuff going on, but all he can focus on is that voice in his ear saying the most deliciously wrong things.
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- English
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- 12,839
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 1
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19 Dec 2017
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Once upon a time, John Blake thought Bruce Wayne might be his soul mate.
He wasn't.
Now he's gone and John is trying his hardest to fill the Batman shaped void left behind in Gotham. He's too busy to even worry about finding his other half until, in the sewers of Gotham, his other half finds him.
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- English
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- 43,112
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- 11/?
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17 Dec 2017
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John has a horrible tattoo. Bane is a great tattoo artist. Barsad is a sassy little shit. What's the worse that could happen?
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17 Dec 2017
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John is left behind and forgotten. He doesn't take this well and ends up making some very poor choices.
*Including a badass, arguably evil John Robin Blake doing badass, questionably criminal things while taking over Gotham's underworld.
He might being doing it for the wrong reasons, but that's totally not the point.Bookmarked by CoffeeWithConsequences
17 Dec 2017