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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    14 Aug 2026

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    “Have you ever lived with anyone before?”

    At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”

    “That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”

    (two loser loners, falling in love.)

    For audio lovers, the fabulously talented tha_rin has created a podfic!

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    18 Aug 2024

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    A dead woman in an alley, a girl with a thousand faces, a fiancé with blood on his hands, a wealthy family with an agenda, and the two detectives who would solve the case at any cost.

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    23 Jul 2024

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    “Do you not trust my judgement?”

    Gale frowns, but of course, it doesn’t last long, in her presence. He’s being foolish. He doesn’t even know why the whole thing makes him feel sick, and until the emotion can be intellectualised, it's easiest to just ignore it.

    “…I do, of course, my goddess.”

     

    A Gale character study, but also, through Gale’s eyes, an Astarion character study.

    *paused indefinitely*

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    09 Jun 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    One last kiss, one last night together.

    This is the night that The Emperor wrote his final goodbye to Ansur—the letter that the great bronze dragon would keep on his person for centuries.

    One last night to be his Balduran.

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    09 Jun 2024

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    When Harry encounters a frail and fidgety Draco Malfoy at the Ministry, he just knows something is wrong and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.

    A story about Deadly Nightshade, crippling insomnia, excellent wine … and finding what you need in the strangest of circumstances.

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    04 Jul 2023

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    "You know what a green card marriage is, right?" Hank asks.

    "Sure," Connor says, dimly amused, because Hank was sweet to come all the way up to Canada, but this is ridiculous. "Who am I marrying?"

    What Connor intends to say next is that he isn't that desperate, that his life here might not be what he would pick for himself but that it's also perfectly fine, until Hank pulls a little box from his pocket and opens it.

    "I mean," Hank says, "I'm sure you have other options, but I'm offering. As your friend."

    ~~

    Like so many other androids, Connor goes to Canada after the revolution. Android autonomy may have been granted, but things are still dangerous, and he doesn't want Hank to get hurt for protecting him. It was never supposed to be a permanent solution, but by early 2040, a number of legal developments have made it such that androids can only return to the states if they're marrying a citizen.

    Connor wants to come home. Jeff wants him back on the force. And Hank just wants him back.

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    05 Jan 2022

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    "It was really kind of surprising how easy it was to escape the hell of Pandora just by saying 'hey, I’ve got our insane/dead CEO lodged in my fucking brain! Wanna have a look?'"

    Turns out that Jack's not so dead anymore. Turns out that he has more than a passing interest in Rhys for some weird reason.

    Slight AU of Tales from the Borderlands - now complete.

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    21 May 2021

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    The story begins right after Rhys demotion, the difference being that Jack is not dead - he's still the successful CEO of Hyperion. Rhys has a dark secret to hide and it's not easy when you become the focus of Handsome Jack's attention. The CEO forms a weird friendship with the first person he feels like he can get close to - only because he seems absolutely harmless to the man. The story portrays their changing relationship which goes from a possessive codependency to something entirely different. A lot of humor but also angst as the story progresses. Be prepared for actual plot.

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    02 Apr 2017

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    29 Jul 2016

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    A Lilo Lilo and Stitch AU, in which Louis is the mischievous and enigmatic traveler who drops into Liam’s otherwise mundane Hawaii life and makes everything a little bit brighter – only, Liam doesn’t know that Louis is an intergalactic criminal from light-years away, and Galactic Federation police force members Harry and Niall are in close pursuit.

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    09 Apr 2016

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    Liam is dead. Louis is not.

    Louis can't deal with the survivors guilt when Liam is shot after a boy's night out. So when a mysterious being offers him a chance to go back and fix things, Louis, who doesn't believe in second chances, doesn't hesitate to take it. When he wakes the next morning it is three days before the shooting and he finds himself scrambling to find a way to save Liam. Again. And again. And again. No matter what Louis tries, he can't seem to find a way to stop the murder and ever time that gun goes off the timeline resets again. The more Louis fails, the more he falls apart and he doesn't know how many more times he can see his best friend die before he finally snaps.

    In the midst of all this, Niall and Harry are having the fallout of the century, everyone is still dancing around the Zayn issue, and Niall is trying to convince Louis that his desperation to save Liam is really just thinly veiled attraction.

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    09 Apr 2016

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    She's always wanted romance -- she just didn't expect it would come from him of all people.

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    27 Nov 2015

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    It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?

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    15 Sep 2015

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    Sai hates the rain, but it might be just because he's never found color on it.

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    15 Jul 2015

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    Sai is full of awkward and love, but being trained to kill your emotions your entire life racks havoc on one's social skills even for highly competent ninjas. Five times Sai uses his guidebooks for basic human interactions and fails so hard he wins and one time he doesn't and manages as well as can be expected. Sai-centric crack.

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    15 Jul 2015

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    Things are not the way she imagined they would be.

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    15 Jul 2015

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    Liam doesn't know this world. He feels out of place and he doesn't trust anyone. All he knows is flashbacks of a life he doesn't know anymore and all he hears is 'thank you Captain Britain' but Liam is not a hero. He's a solider.

    He has one mission for SHIELD: keep Zayn Malik safe. Unfortunately, he hates this cocky, arrogant, manic boy who wears suits and has iron where his heart should be.

    (Re: SHIELD wants to protect Malik Industries and Liam has been avoiding the Avengers Initiative for months now... until he has no choice but to trust someone)

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    09 Jun 2015

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    13 May 2015

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    Mark's parents buy him Eduardo - a state-of-the-art, brand new, tailor made robotic best friend - for his birthday. The only problem is, Mark asked for a laptop.

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    20 Mar 2015

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