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  2. Summary

    This is a collections of stories in no particular order that take place in the same universe :)

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    Louis’ Bucket List
    Sneak onto roof of lecture hall.
    Try cigarettes
    Try mushrooms
    Win at beer pong
    Sex at Lost Gulch Overlook
    Receive/Give hickey
    Eat at the Waffle House
    Kiss two people in one night
    Streak through campus
    Public sex
    Karaoke
    Find a cocktail I like
    Sex in a car
    Oral sex in lecture hall
    Post ‘Thirst Trap’
    Go up Rouen Fire Outlook

    “So what, like I gotta get you shrooms and find you people to fuck?” Harry says, rereading the list for the 10th time, still in a state of bewilderment.
    Louis doesn’t respond.
    Harry glances up. Louis is completely silent, staring very hard at a spot on the table.
    Something clicks in Harry’s tired brain. “Wait…”
    He looks back down at the list. Then back up at Louis. Then at the list again. There’s no fucking way.
    Louis clears his throat. “No, like...you’d be doing the fucking.”
    -Or-
    Frat Boy Harry and Genius Louis are known on CU-Boulder campus as mortal enemies. When Louis realizes he's behind his peers, he creates a bucket list.
    And somehow his mortal enemy ends up being the one to help him to complete it.

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    20 Nov 2025

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    When Sherlock invites John to live with him, he fails to mention that he's a single father to a four-year-old girl.

    When it comes, will it come without warning
    Just as I'm picking my nose,
    Will it knock on my door in the morning
    Or tread in the bus on my toes,
    Will it come like a change in the weather,
    Will its greeting be courteous or bluff,
    Will it alter my life altogether?
    O tell me the truth about love.

    W.H. Auden, "O Tell Me the Truth About Love."

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Derek had always thought his ability to pick up strays was a bit of a hindrance. But then he met Stiles.

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    There is a serial killer on the loose with a penchant for collecting the brains of his victims. Sherlock, John and Scotland Yard are on the case, but something about the chosen victims has Sherlock on edge. While they piece together the clues that will lead to the killer, John begins to realize that the way his best friend thinks may sometimes be more a hindrance than a help….

    Set after HOTB, but doesn't reference canon particularly.

    ***NOW COMPLETE***
    ARTWORK by procoffeinating

    Russian translation by Little_blueberry available here:
    Быть человеком
    https://ficbook.net/readfic/10270172

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