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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    07 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    The year is 6 A.K. (2031 A.D.). Donald Trump has solidified himself as the God-Emperor of America. The rest of the world is too scared to intervene, and Canada has been eaten by wolves. Also magic exists now. After serving the government faithfully for many years, one man—Ben Shapiro—finds himself accused of crimes against the state. Rescued by a ragtag band of rebels, he now has to work with them, fighting against the governments mercenaries and all the dreaded threats plaguing North America.

    Also, he falls in love with Zohran Mamdani, eventually. Basically, this is like an episode of TV where the apocalypse happens, and you get to see what all the characters are up to now in a drastically different context. This is that, but for Politics. I don't know what the FUCK possessed me to write this, but I did it. Enjoy? No, don't enjoy, that'd be weird.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    ABSOLUTE CINEMA

  3. Rec 45

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    “So. New king?”

    Clown repeated his original question, much to Rekrap’s obvious displeasure. These general types always thought they were too good for the jester. They didn’t know how much blood this costume hid.

    “His name’s Branzy. Some long-lost relative, or something.” Rekrap sighed, looking around like he was nervous. “He’s nice. I used to know him. There’s… not many people left to fight him for it.”

    A jester, and his new master.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    I love king branzy so much 😭

  4. Rec 17

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    Contracted by Zam to assassinate King Branzy, ClownPierce adopts the persona of "Pierrot," a harmless court jester. His plan is simple: get close, find a weakness, and strike. However, Branzy’s unexpected kindness and genuine affection begin to blur the lines of the mission. When Zam grows impatient and dispatches a second wave of assassins to finish the job, Clown finds himself at a crossroads, is he still the king's executioner, or has he become his most unlikely bodyguard?

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    16 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 13

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    "I love Clownzy!!" I scream as they drag me back to the padded room.

    CNC, but it’s not really 'shown' at all, youll get it at the end.

    ClownPierce quite literally wants to DEVOUR BranzyCraft, rip him open, and see how pretty his insides are.
    (I'm not sure how they got there; I didn't think that far back.)

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    16 Mar 2026

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    You know iitt 🥺🥺