DarthFettDelusions
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Starvation Will Never Break Me by DarthFettDelusions
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
24 Jun 2026
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Shadow knew that the way he felt about food was unhealthy.
He understood that it wasn’t normal to stare down at a perfectly good plate of food and hold back a panic attack, or tears, or whatever other unreasonable reaction his mind had when he should have been eating. His heart wasn’t supposed to race when Rouge mentioned that it was nearing dinner; his chest wasn’t supposed to feel tight when Sonic asked him if he was hungry after a race.
Shadow hated food. He hated how long it took him to figure out which foods were safe at any given time, and the energy it took to chew, and the texture of mushed food in his mouth, sliding down his throat.
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Shadow struggles with everything relating to food, something he refuses to tell the very few people he cares about. But when a certain blue annoyance discovers his secret anyway, he needs to make a decision: let his friends help, or get better at hiding?
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Who Will Have Mercy On Your Soul? by DarthFettDelusions
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
16 Jun 2026
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A single act of kindness completely destroys the life Shadow built for himself after escaping GUN ten months ago.
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The Friends I’ve Had To Bury, They Keep Me Up At Night by DarthFettDelusions
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
09 Jun 2026
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Shadow finds Sonic crying in the old cave.
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I Feel I Am Sinking And Sailing To Swim by DarthFettDelusions
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
07 Jun 2026
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Tom and Maddie want to teach the boys how to swim. Sonic and Shadow are unenthusiastic about this decision, but agree to try nonetheless.
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When I’m Away From You, I’m Happier Than Ever by DarthFettDelusions
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
04 Jun 2026
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It’s Shadow’s birthday, and now that he’s no longer stuck in a GUN base, he’s actually allowed to celebrate it.
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“Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?” by DarthFettDelusions
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
16 Jun 2026
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When snow falls in Green Hills, the Wachowskis give Shadow a place to stay, getting him out of Sonic’s old, snow-filled cave. Shadow believes this will only be a temporary arrangement, until he slowly grows closer to his former enemies.
Building trust takes time, healing from the scars of his past takes even longer, but for the first time in decades, he doesn’t need to bear this weight alone.
His new family will be by his side, every step of the way.
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- 214,322
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 180
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“Hey Siri” Extras by DarthFettDelusions
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
10 May 2026
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Side series to “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
This series will contain all of the fics that wouldn’t fit within the main series including alternate POVs, missing scenes, and deleted/non-canon one-shot ideas
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- 20,113
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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After five millennia of serving the Daedric prince, Hermaeus Mora, Miraak finally escapes Apocrypha with the help of the Last Dragonborn. For so long, freedom had seemed unattainable, so when Miraak is finally free, he has no idea what to do.
With nowhere else to go, he joins the Last Dragonborn in his travels across Skyrim.
- Words:
- 10,247
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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- Words:
- 122,857
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- 23
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60-ish DarthFett Drabbles (still being updated)
- Words:
- 2,800
- Works:
- 26
- Bookmarks:
- 7