DarthPastry
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Bloody Code by DarthPastry
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, BLOODMONEY! (SHROOMYCHRIST Video Game)
25 Sep 2025
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"Alex! Where's my computer?" she shouted to the other side of the house.
"Uhhhh... I think I left it on the couch."
Elizabeth sighed as it was in fact lying closed on the couch at an angle that suggested it was not carefully placed. "Next time put it in the cubby so the cats don't get to it easily," she called in Alex's general direction.
"Okay, Aunt Liz."
Yeah, he definitely wasn't listening. Oh well.
She flopped onto the couch and opened her computer up, unsurprised Alex had left a video game open on it. This kid. What did surprise her, and slightly disturb her, was that she opened it the a pastel man coated in blood staring at her with one eye, his hand over the edge of the screen as if he was gripping it. There was a text box.
'Sike, you think you're really in control? You think you can just keep poking and prodding at me like that and I'm going to take it?'
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Elizabeth finds a game her nephew was playing on her computer. Might as well continue where he left off.
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I Don't Belong Here, There's Something Wrong Here by DarthPastry
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
05 Aug 2025
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Odysseus has been on Calypso's island for years... not even death can free him. So, he'll take any moment of peace that he can, every second he has alone is just a little safer.
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Telemachus and Odysseus Go To Walmart At 2am by DarthPastry
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
23 Jul 2025
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You read the title right. Featuring:
- Telemachus getting pulled over
- Odysseus teaching him how to act in said situation
- Odysseus being a hopeless simp for his wife
- Odysseus discovering modern music
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Telemachus is thrilled to have his father back! That doesn't mean he's... used to having an actually decent man in the house. And around his mother.
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Title subject to change and the only reason I chose not to use warning is because there's nothing yet and I don't know whether or not there will be anything to warn of.
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The mansion had been the first building to be built in the town, though it would be more accurate to say that the town was built around the mansion. The Afton family had resided in that mansion for nearly a thousand years now, what they saw in the location and why they stayed was likely the only question about them that truly lingered in Hurricane, though it was decided that they must enjoy the peace. Perhaps they were right, or perhaps the Afton family simply delighted in knowing this was one of the few places where humans could know of the existence of vampires and still co-exist peacefully.or
Charlie and Henry move into the town of Hurricane and discover that their neighbors are vampires and the Aftons are rather curious about what secrets the Emilys have.
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Slay the Princess but it's Charlizabeth by DarthPastry
Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy's, Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
09 Jan 2025
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I tossed the timeline into a blender, and this came out.
The original idea was to just have William run away after stabbing Charlie, Henry was able to get her to a hospital in time and then adopted the Afton kids.
But then The Plot took over and now Vanessa and Gregory are still as unfortunate as ever and Glitchtrap is a sadistic and goofy creature.
Still less deaths and everyone gets a happier ending though. Oh, also the og title about no major characters dying is now a lie Mrs. Afton is dead.
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So, your parents fucked you up too? by DarthPastry
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Five Nights at Freddy's
07 Sep 2024
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Ink and Animatronics by DarthPastry
Fandom: Bendy and the Dark Revival, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
08 May 2024
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Primarily Vanessa Shelly-centric but I might write some Audrey Drew-centric.
An estranged sibling
A girlfriend who rules a realm of ink
An indie game maker
A sleepy friendWhat better way to out your (probably) dead father as serial killer?
I guess this counts as crack treated seriously.
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Elizabeth and Asriel by DarthPastry
Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game)
08 May 2024
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Between imposter and this monster, I been lost inside my head (Ain't no choice when all these voices keep me pointing towards no end) by ElPeadro
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
03 Aug 2025
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When Ryu Miyeong tragically passes away in the middle of her career, the Sunlight Sisters die with her. Gwi-Ma and his armies threaten to claw their way back into the world and undo decades of progress in the sacred war against demonkind.
Celine is forced to adapt all on her own.
Enter the Saja Boys.
*****
A reverse AU where:
- The Saja Boys are the next generation of Hunters (which definitely lowkey aren’t a cult).
- Jinu is Celine’s protégé and has a totally normal, healthy relationship with her.
- Zoey and Mira are kumiho demons who are having way too much fun being evil and cannot stop teasing their Saja Boy boy toys.
- Celine is an active participant in the plot.
- Rumi, the leader of the demon girl band Huntr/x, seems to hold a particularly motivated grudge against the Hunters and their mentor.
Bookmarked by DarthPastry
08 Sep 2025
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to count on (her) one hand by Borashore
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
18 Aug 2025
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What were the stages of grief again?
Denial, Jax remembers. He knows that one. It’s the first on the list, the one that clues people in that it’s developing grief in the first place. Not that he’s grieving. That was silly. And a straight up delusional take on his situation. He doesn’t grieve.
Cartoonish purple rabbits don’t grieve.
The dead can’t speak, the guilty don’t deserve to. Pomni has Thoughts™ and makes it Jax’s whole problem.
(Or: the one where she gives one last push.)
Bookmarked by DarthPastry
20 Aug 2025
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As You Were by Rxd_Moon
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Circe - Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
12 Jul 2025
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"Penelope did not know what it was, this shining image that visited her. A ghost, she was tempted to say. But that was impossible. The mirage gleamed too brightly to be a ghost, and Odysseus was not dead. Odysseus was too clever to be dead."
"She was a trick. She had to be. A damned Calypso trick. She was made of light, or starshine, or ocean foam. Not real. Impossible. His Penelope was on Ithaca. His Penelope was as old as he was. His Penelope was waiting."
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Odysseus sees flashes of the Spartan princess he fell in love with while languishing on Calypso's island. Penelope sees fleeting glimpses of the mischievous king she married while alone in Ithaca.
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Bookmarked by DarthPastry
07 Aug 2025
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Telemachus of Ithaca and the Island of…Mythica? by Wendrid
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
26 Jul 2025
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Odysseus is free. Athena has successfully battled for his release, despite the heavy price of Zeus’s wrath. Hermes talks to Calypso, and she agrees to let him leave.
Only…he doesn’t. In fact, Odysseus doesn’t attempt to leave at all. It takes a bit of sleuthing on Athena’s part to realize that Odysseus doesn’t want to leave.
He thinks he’s already home with his wife and his infant son. Calypso’s enchantment gives him everything he wanted, and why would he risk Posedin’s wrath? He’s already home, in Ithaca.
Of course, Athena would like to threaten Calypso with the might of Olympus and demand she dispel the enchantment, but that approach carries certain risks.
So instead, Athena forms a plan.
Enter Telemachus, Othygia’s newest washed up mortal.Bookmarked by DarthPastry
07 Aug 2025
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Nothing Bad Happens AU, AKA The Uncle Polites AU by ElementalWinter
Fandom: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
14 Oct 2025
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Bookmarked by DarthPastry
23 Jul 2025