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“...Wait, wait, wait, back up. So you were slacking on the job, then you met Doctor Veritas Ratio, proceeded to attempt to flirt with him, and he insulted you in return?” Topaz asked, looking taken aback, “That doesn’t sound like the start of a love story.”
“That may not have been my best first impression,” Aventurine admitted, “but did I mention how handsome he was?”
“Yes. Multiple times.” Topaz answered dryly. “Your point?”
“I can’t just leave a bad impression on attractive people, Topaz!” Aventurine exclaimed, “That would ruin my entire image! No, I have to get him on a job again and fix this!”
[In which Aventurine the wizard summons the demon Topaz to help him on his quest to 'make a favorable impression' on Dr Ratio.]
Warning: I update slower than my negative speed Clara.
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Three Times Veritas Ratio Miscalculated and The One Time He Didn't by Dead_Cat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Nov 2024
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Veritas does not miscalculate often. When he does, it always seemed to be around a certain, infuriating gambler that he couldn't quite make up his mind about.
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Nothing to do but Try by TheGrammarPolice (Dead_Cat)
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
19 Sep 2024
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Ithaqua makes a painful mistake, now he has to deal with the aftermath.
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Healing for the Damned by TheGrammarPolice (Dead_Cat)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jan 2024
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Once again, Xiao has pushed himself too far towards the point of no return.
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A Life-Long Sentence to Movies by TheGrammarPolice (Dead_Cat)
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
19 Oct 2023
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Morningstar is perfectly civil to his brother, no torture involved whatsoever. Unfortunately for all of them, the Returned doesn't see things the same way.
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you have (1) unread message - the series by cryptar, TheGrammarPolice (Dead_Cat)
Fandom: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
23 Jun 2023
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The Ritual of Submission : a miserable plot for those severely allergic to common sense by Land_Locked_Martian
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
29 Oct 2024
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For some ridiculous logic, Optimus Prime must pretend to be dramatically in love with a high-ranking Decepticon. Megatron thinks Soundwave should do the trick nicely
Megop week day 3: surrender/ritual
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25 Apr 2025
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When the war ended, they remade a planet together. Then they resigned together. And then Megatron ran away to Kaon. Optimus languishes in a cold and empty Iacon, until one stormy evening he runs into Megatron.
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25 Apr 2025
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I appreciate this fic. A lot. It's so atmospheric with little spots of whimsy and underlied by just the most relatable depression. 10/10 would eat again.
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Like a Box of Chocolates by auri_mynonys
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
20 Jul 2019
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For a second, Volley is certain she’s misheard him. The first words she’s ever heard out of Optimus Prime’s own mouth can’t possibly be a pick-up line. She’s having a fever dream of some sort, maybe. Probably.
But then she looks at Megatron, and knows she didn’t mishear at all. He’s speechless and blushing, opening his mouth only to snap it closed, faceplates heating so abruptly that the air around him shimmers. And why wouldn’t he be?
After all, Optimus Prime just hit on him.
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23 Apr 2025
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Towards Truth by Owlix
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
06 Feb 2014
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Rung wants to make sure that Megatron is fit to stand trial. But he also wants to understand the truth of why Megatron abandoned pacifism for violence, and he isn't as easily manipulated as Optimus Prime.
Takes place directly after Chaos Theory.
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parting storm clouds by cassette (Crescent_Blues) for OhWormsNice
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One
12 Apr 2021
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“I was an archivist, before all of this.” He answers, ignoring Rodimus’ surprise as he hesitates, for a bare moment. “Are you sure?”
“When am I ever not sure?” Rodimus says with a snort, something more like his usual fire filling him up with a sudden brightness as he holds out a servo to shake, an offering and a second chance and everything he ever could’ve hoped for. “Welcome aboard the Lost Light.”
Orion takes it.(Optimus Prime, post Dark Cybertron, joins the Lost Light)
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31 Mar 2025