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“Son, it’s OK,” his dad insists as Stiles twirls his pen and stares forlornly at his blank essay booklet. He’s not even allowed to type this assignment. What bullshit. “No matter who you bring home. If they’re good to you, I’ll be nice to them.”
Maybe he’ll write a holiday horror story. About a guy who goes crazy and burns down the town after being asked one too many times about when he’ll settle down with a nice girl. Actually–that’s not bad. Maybe he’ll call it Settle For This, You Nosy Fuckers. He’ll have to black out the profanity with a sharpie.
“No matter who, huh? What if I brought home Hitler?”
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Wherein Stiles' dad insists on Stiles bringing someone home for the holidays, and Stiles responds with malicious compliance, AKA Derek Hale.
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“So what, I’m just supposed to waltz back into their lives? And they’ll just accept me as their alpha again?”
“Yes!” Stiles practically shouts. “That’s exactly what you’re supposed to do. I mean, ideally, you never would have left in the first place—”
“You told me to leave.”
Stiles ignores him. “ —never would have left in the first place. But you did. And now you’re back, and you’re going to fix what you broke.”
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Or, the one where Derek leaves for a year and comes back with a teaching degree and a job at Beacon Hills High School.
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Alex perks up at that, pushing up on his elbows and lifting his head. “Gonna take me somewhere nice?”
Sid had actually been thinking room service. “Do you really think we should be going out together?”
Rolling off Sid and to his back, Alex grunts. “Oh no, someone maybe see two hockey players eating food in public. Big scandal. ESPN report on it, I bet. Sidney Crosby seen eating salad in Paris. Alex Ovechkin eat steak.”
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In which Sid and Alex's relationship grows into something more, and much sex is hadSeries
- Part 2 of I Turn to You
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“Nooo, take it off. It’s so ugly, I can’t even look at you. Do you understand what kind of a travesty that is? I can’t believe you actually put that thing on.”
Derek looks down at himself. He’d argue that it’s not that bad, but it really, really is. It’s a fuzzy, day-glo orange monstrosity with a giant shiny, plastic-y Christmas tree on the front. The tree lights up and plays jingle bells when he presses the star at the top.
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- Part 3 of Little Holiday Shorts
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“Why does it look like the Ghost of Christmas Present threw up in here?” Derek manages to grit out without shouting—barely.
“Because without us you would live a sad, colorless, un-festive life, you grinch. Come see what we made you.” Stiles heads back into the kitchen before Derek can defend himself.
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Wherein Derek gets his dose of holiday cheer, whether he wants it or not.Series
- Part 2 of Little Holiday Shorts
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winter holidays by astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat), DerRumtreiber, whimsicalmeerkat
Fandom DCU (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Original Work, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Teen Wolf (TV), The Authority (DC Comics), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Dec 2023
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Christmas & holiday fics, mostly, but not all, from the 30+ Fanfic Discord winter holiday prompt events. No need to read everything or read in any sort of order.
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TFLN Shorties by DerRumtreiber
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Nov 2021
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A collection for DerRumtreiber's TFLN shorties
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Spidey Bingos 2021 by DerRumtreiber, thisDamnWasteland (DerRumtreiber)
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
21 Aug 2021
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Perhaps he’s inventing it. Perhaps he’s just delirious with exhaustion. Perhaps that’s what gives him the courage to do it.
He pushes Kaladin’s long hair back behind his ear. Kaladin sucks in a breath, involuntarily drawing in the stormlight from the spheres by Adolin’s bed, plunging them into darkness but for the faint glow now rising from Kaladin’s skin.
Adolin lets that light guide him as he leans in to kiss him.
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- Part 1 of They Carried Gravity
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26 Nov 2025
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“So you enjoy bondage and you think about my hair.” Gabriel raised an eyebrow, “Anything else you’d like to share? Please say yes.”
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24 Oct 2025
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The List by sansasparky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
30 Jan 2019
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Sansa was weighing up which would be more valuable – the power of a Queen, or the anonymity of a courtier? Defying the Blackfyres, or evading Petyr’s kisses? – when it came to her that the sixth name on the list was not an apparition.
They truly thought to offer up Sandor Clegane as a husband.
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28 Oct 2024
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Neville's 39th birthday plans involve a quiet day treating himself to a new plant and a decadent dessert. What he doesn't bargain on is running into a former enemy. But Draco's appearance doesn't sour his day, instead he makes it much, much sweeter.
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- Part 1 of Age is just a number
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02 Aug 2024
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The Ugly Duckling and the Peacock (Now with art!) by Vukovich for floydig
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2022
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“Aye,” Hagrid said, nodding somberly. “Yer a Veela, Draco. Well, a bit."
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By Thursday evening, I had managed to entirely avoid sitting near Longbottom at meals. I had only walked slowly past his classroom door three times. I’d only snuck up behind him and smelled him four times. He caught me twice. And I’d only stood outside his bedroom door at 3 AM and jerked off in my robes the one time.
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My fingers threaded through his soft hair, and he sighed into mine, and I would have stayed like that for days.
“Did you write a book on Veela-fucking?” I murmured.
He chuckled. “No, I just read it a few times.”
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Neville
Draco
McGonagall
Fleur
Accidental Bonding
1st Person POV
Dick in a BoxBookmarked by DerRumtreiber
01 Aug 2024