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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Well,” L whispers, his tone challenging yet playful, “If you really think you’re better than me… Prove it, Kira.”

    And L ends his stream right there.

    Light Yagami does not believe in coincidences.

    So when his anonymous online rival, L—the only person who has ever challenged him and lived up to it—turns out to be his new roommate, Light does not panic.

    He strategizes.

    There are no Death Note, gods, or rules here. Instead, mainstream streamers Kira and L beef on Twitch during the day, share an apartment at night, and have late-night discussions about justice and crime at midnight; all while circling each other over and over again, unable to decide whether to destroy or understand one another.

    This was supposed to be a game. It stops being one when L dedicates his undergraduate thesis to Light.

    Or: L and Kira are mainstream Twitch streamers who have beef with each other. They're also roommates.

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    05 Apr 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Harry survived impossible odds all his life: his hateful relatives, their abrupt decision to kick him out, and then the years he spent staying alive on the streets of London.

    Situations weren’t impossible, not when Harry had the one thing that kept him safe and made him special: magic.

    And then getting to go to school filled with other magic kids? Getting a gang of his very own? Finding out that he was famous and getting to learn more and more magic?

    Life was brill.

    Life was not so ‘brill’ for Severus Snape who saw a small boy covered in scars, stuttering when he spoke, and seemed to be filled with unresolved trauma. The boy he vowed to keep safe had a true knack for chaos, a knack that even Severus could hardly contain.

    Welcome… to Year One.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Shwbabanannaba good.

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    Just like the many amazing Slytherin Harry Potter fics, this is my take on what would happen if Harry Potter was just a little bit smarter, a little bit crueler, and acted a little bit more like the Slytherin we knew he could be.

    Takes inspiration from too many stories to count, but includes tropes like Slytherin Harry, awesome goblins, Dumbledore bashing, and Harry destroying any machinations laid out for him simply by existing and giving things a second thought. He refuses to be anybody's puppet.

    After Harry was introduced to the wizarding world, some red flags were raised and questions left unanswered, so he decided to ditch his babysitter and return to Diagon Alley unsupervised. Harry returned to the bank and found that Dumbledore had been manipulating everything from behind the scenes. Eager to leave the Dursleys behind, Hadrian - he learned his name was - will do whatever it takes to get out from under Dumbledore's thumb, even if it means walking a darker path than expected of the Wizarding world's Savior.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Sequel to “Shattered Pieces of the Human.” Harry returns to Hogwarts to finish up his sixth year. With Snape dead, Dumbledore escaped, and his father making changes in Hogwarts, Harry presses every day closer to the edge of what it means to be Voldemort’s son.

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    27/?
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    15 Feb 2026

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Harry Potter has always known he was different from the Dursleys, but when he meets Death at the age of nine, he learns of an entirely new world. A magical one. He knows to expect a letter from a magical school, and is happy to learn that when Professor McGonagall shows up to deliver it personally, she has no intentions of ever sending him back to the Dursley home and instead informs him of his birthright as an heir not only to the Potters but also to the Blacks. Now with a home of his own, although plagued with a yapping portrait and a scowling house-elf, Harry finally learns what it means to be free, and he begins his schooling. However, Harry quickly discovers the magic he uses is not like that of his schoolmates, but something else entirely, something old and forbid-den in Britain, and he has to hide away his true self to not rouse any suspicions.
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    Harry Potter uses old magic, considered dark, he’s slightly bookish, unhinged and weird. During his fourth year at the Triwizard tournament an obsessive Durmstrang student seems infatuated with him, and he can't tell if becoming closer with this boy will make him happy or lead him directly to hell.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    AU. When Voldemort possesses Harry in the Department of Mysteries, he discovers not only the Horcrux, but the unsettling similarity between their souls and minds. His realization about who Harry really is is passed to Harry as well. A depiction of the months after this, when Harry’s life is in shards.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    There are voices in his head, telling him to do things, whispering snide comments, muttering words he can't hear. Sometimes he picks up familiar names, Liar, coward, freak. Sometimes they get so loud Harry has to cover his ears. Sometimes it's not enough.

     

    Harry's tortured by the cruciactus curse day after day. How long until he breaks? Or has he done so already?

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    24 Jan 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Enough!” The chief exclaimed, removing the beginning of tears from his eyes and smudging his mask in the process, several freckles shining through.
    “I've changed my mind,” he began, addressing his tribe, who growled, viscous. “This traitor protected a coward who went against us,” a lump formed in his throat, inhibiting his ability to speak for a moment, but, nonetheless, he continued.
    “I agree that he must be punished, but he can help us. I propose that we have him join the tribe.”

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    17 Jan 2026

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    He was informed it was a boarding school of sorts, a private institution for “special” teenagers. Ralph knew what this meant, of course, it was simply a school where parents could send their troubled, bothersome, children away to forget about them for a while. All sorts of people that Ralph did not want to come into contact with.

    But only after a few hours of driving, he arrived.

    The events of the Island traumatized Ralph Albeck beyond repair, after tiring of their mentally ill son, his parent's send him off to a boarding school. What will Ralph do when he finds familiar faces at his new school? And what will happen when he finds out he is sharing a room with one of them?

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    15 Jan 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 32

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    Ralph has lived his life as the golden boy. The epitome of what everyone else wanted to be. Jack is exactly the same as him, on the other end of the spectrum. Society makes them know that they are two Gods walking undisturbed amongst men.

    Unfortunately, the only thing that can kill a God is another God.

    AU: Ralph really needs to sort out his priorities

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Many things are different and many are the same as Harry begins his fifth year at Hogwarts.

    Here, living with Dursleys that aren't just neglectful but outright abusive made Harry unable to withstand more than a few weeks of Trelawney's "predictions" back in his third year. Instead, he took Ancient Runes, and uncovered that he had a prodigious knack for runic magic, which opened the door to the darkest of rituals and the magic of mind and soul. A year later, Harry uncovered something horrible within himself - a parasite.

    So, when Voldemort sends him dreams of corridors and doors, Harry sends him pieces of hell in return.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    "Tom, this is your new roommate, Harry Potter."

    Tom peered up coolly at Mrs Cole. Slowly, his eyes fitted around her plump form and towards the scrawny and thin boy peeking out shyly behind her.

    "I don't share," he said coldly.

    "Well, you do now," Mrs Cole replied and Tom scowled.

    ...

    Tom Riddle didn't want anything to do with Harry Potter. Soon, however, he finds himself growing rapidly obsessed with his shy new dormmate. Chaos ensues.

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    08 Jan 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 41

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    It is often said that one can die if they consume an apple seed, because the seed contains cyanide.
    This is the truth in very few cases. However, two facts often overlooked are that the apple seeds need to be ground up, and that they contain very little cyanide (a single apple seed contains about 0.6mg of the poison). A lethal dosage of cyanide is 50mg, so an adult person, on average, would need to consume 200 crushed up apple seeds in one sitting.
    But the most important fact of all is that nobody is eating that many crushed apple seeds. There are many more interesting ways to spend one's time, like listening to the radio or killing one's father.
    I daresay it's more likely the Devil himself is real and communicated with a twelve years old through the radio to explain to him that he was going to Hell.
    …that's oddly specific, actually.

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    Alastor is twelve years old and communicates with the Devil through his radio and gets told he's going to Hell. And then he dies when burying his father for that extra flavor. Pepper in a sea of salt

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    Child Alastor AU, go!
    This entire summary was just an excuse to talk about apple seeds. It worked

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    02 Jan 2026

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    “Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”

    His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.

    “Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.

    Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”

    Alastor frowned.

    “It’s 2024.”

    Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.

    AKA

    What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.

    Completed: 10/27/25.

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    26 Dec 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 84

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    A fawn falls to Hell, alone and afraid. Lucky for him a formattable and fearsome overlord finds him before anyone else. She takes him under her wing and tries to take care of him. Luckily with friends and allies at her side, she can rest easy in knowing she can provide a true family to her little fawn.

    Y'all this is gonna be some sad/cute crack. You've been warned. Don't like, don't read type deal.

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    26 Dec 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 6

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    At seven years old, Alastor had to move to a different school. Excited was an understatement, he was off the walls when he found out his Pa' sent him to a private school! How happy he is to make new friends! It'll be fun! Right?

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    Right...?

    (Not discontinued!)

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    26 Dec 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 21

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    It's a dark night in hell on of the perks to having a T.V as a head as Vox hearts a quiet "bleat" unsure of what he hears he turns the corner to find tbe radio demon Alastor has been transformed into a small baby. It's not up to vox what to do with him

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    26 Dec 2025

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    What if, Al was killed by Adam and is taken to purgatory to be judged. In a weird mix of reward and punishment, Heaven decided to give him a new chance at life, but it isn't on Earth or in his original body.

    "Alastor gave off a hearty laugh. "Quite the standup routine heaven has, my dear." Sera spoke over "I can assure you; this is no joke. Heaven has decided that due to your sacrifice, you shouldn't be wiped from existence, but your sins are too great to enter heaven. So, we will gift you a new chance at life." Alastor seemed to ponder it for a moment "I'd rather return the gift and simply go back to my old form." Sera scoffed "I'm sure you would, but that isn't one of your options. You will return to Hell yes, but as a Hellborn. Whether you want to admit it or not, you've become quite attached to that hotel group and I'm sure the princess would feel much better to have you back; So, you will be reborn into that Hazbin Hotel family of yours." Alastor was not impressed with the offer "I think I'd rather just be wiped from existence." "

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    26 Dec 2025

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