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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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18 Dec 2025
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Ed stands in front of the mirror and puts his hands on his belly. There’s nothing there, really. Just the pudge of comfort, of settling down. He purses his lips at the picture he makes. A man longing for something he can’t have.
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09 Nov 2025
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A day at the market in Saint Augustine for Stede and Ed leads to both of them discovering new things about themselves. Ed wants nice things and to be taken care of. Stede wants to give him everything he wants. They’re both idiots and they’re both pining. How could it possibly turn sexual?
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29 Oct 2025
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He regretfully covers Bonnet with the sheets, drawing them up to his waist. “I am gonna do my best to keep you alive,” he promises, brushing some hair away from Bonnet’s face. “Because once you’re healed up, I am gonna ride you like a pony.”
Bonnet whimpers. “I should be a lighthouse.”
“Yeah,” Ed says, “bet people can see your dick from miles away once we get it hard.” He stands up to find a comfortable chair to sit in so he can keep an eye on Bonnet during the night.
He’s not gonna let the man die before getting that massive dick inside of him.
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In which Ed catches sight of Stede's cock after saving him from the Spanish and dragging him back to the Revenge, and embarks on an important mission.
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28 Oct 2025
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“A… Sybian?” Stede says. It is definitely something sexual, but he’s not sure what it is.
Ed shrugs. “Yeah. Thought it would be fun.”
“And it is…”
“A vibrator.”
“Edward, I don’t think even you can fit something this large inside of you.”
Ed huffs out a laugh. “Not that kind of vibrator.”
Kinktober Day 5 - Overstimulation
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- Part 6 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 4 of Kinky Husbands
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14 Oct 2025
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Ed isn't very good at being a captive—egging on your torturers is probably a bad idea—but luckily, his captors are also not very good at their jobs, and the experience does lead to some possibly enlightening moments of introspection.
Fill combining all of the day 18 Whumptober prompts: Blindfold, Tortured For Information, "Hit them harder" and the lyric "I tend to deflect when I'm feeling threatened". Takes place at some vague and unspecified near future point in canon.
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- Part 5 of Whumptober Fills 2023
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12 Oct 2025
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Stede has been switching up storytime by reading the crew some ancient Greek myths—they might be a little risqué at times, but, if he dares to say so himself, it has been a rousing success!
There are, as it turns out, some rather unexpected consequences.
Stede used his other hand to gently but ruthlessly pull the pillow away, revealing Ed’s lovely face—so very flushed with embarrassment and arousal, brows stormy with wounded dignity and lips bitten red and pushed out in a clear pout.
Stede easily lobbed the pillow to the foot end of the bed, far out of reach.
“Hey!”
He ignored Ed’s protest and instead leaned in closer, pushing his own body flush with Ed’s, lips almost brushing his ear when he continued speaking: “They were chasing you, Edward, weren’t they?”
Combining Kinktober prompts from
- Day 3: Gangbang, Yiffing, Cock/Prostate milking (sorta)
- Day 5: Ravishment Fantasy
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09 Oct 2025
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Ed has been thinking. And maybe it’s time to take their relationship to the next level. Which is to say: maybe Ed would like to not be Ed for a little while. And Ed already knows how Stede is going to react: But I like Ed! Why would I want anyone but Ed? Ed is my favorite! Blah, blah. Ed is sick of being Ed. He’d like to, maybe once, be, like. He doesn’t know. Maybe, like, a princess. Or something. It doesn’t HAVE to be that. It’s not like he was thinking about anything specifically. Just, like, a random thought. He could be 100 other things that aren’t a princess.
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05 Oct 2025
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The second weird thing happens later that afternoon, when Ed wanders into the galley and finds the scents too much, too nauseating. His stomach churns when he’s back on the deck, leaning on the railing until the nausea passes.
Stede sidles up to him. “Hi, Ed! Good weather we’re having!”
“Yeah,” Ed replies, edging closer and sighing happily as the scent of floral soap drifts over to him. He wants to burrow into Stede’s side, where it’s safe and warm and—
Wait, why the fuck does he want safety and warmth? That urge, along with the nausea, can only mean one thing.
His heat’s setting in.
Fuck.
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30 Sep 2025
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1972. Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet in a gay bar. He's the perfect man-- or he would be, if it weren't for one thing.
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19 Sep 2025
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Will Ed mysteriously waking up 6 inches tall be enough to get oblivious Stede Bonnet to realise how he feels about him?
I think you know the answer...
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02 Sep 2025
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It’s a perfect spring Sunday. The sun is out, it’s hitting the bedroom just right, and Ed is alone.
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05 Aug 2025
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How he does it, Ed has no idea. How he sits in his blouse and breeches and his fucking stockings, back straight and voice steady. How he explains that he wants to edge Ed into oblivion with the same cadence he’d use to read a fucking shopping list.
Ed can barely breathe with how much he wants it, and somehow Stede looks completely unaffected by the sentence that just came out of his own mouth, the slight bounce of his right leg his only tell.
or: Stede has an idea. Ed's going to lose his actual mind.Bookmarked by Fluffslut
05 Aug 2025
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For Now It Is Actually September 2nd, and Tonight Is A Full Moon by PerpendicularPotato for petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Mar 2025
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Renamed from For It Is September 3rd, and Tonight Is Actually a Full Moon because—like Edward—I'm apparently also shit with dates...
He was torn from his musings by… what the hell, was that a flute?
Edward surveyed the deck but nothing stirred among the sleeping crew. Curious he stood up and followed the tones towards the forecastle.
It was Bird Guy!
Stark naked, bird on his head and alternating between playing a few notes on a recorder and throwing his arms open wide as if he was trying to pull the full moon itself into a passionate embrace. Edward stood there in silent awe, mouth slightly agape.
This ship was fucking amazing! Where had Stede found these people?! He couldn't wait to find out what brilliantly mental thing Bird Guy was up to here.
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Edward learns quite a bit about the intricacies of basking in moon glow and the proper way to worship Her Majesty.
Might help him keep his lunar calendar straight in the future.
Written in response to a challenge for the OFMD Craft Fair for Trans Kids
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05 Aug 2025
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“Gotta warn ya, mate,” Ed said in that same unusually-bright-given-the-circumstances tone from earlier, “rooms at these kinds of places are usually too small to fit two beds. We’ll probably have to share.” Ed punctuated the warning by whistling a few sing-songy notes as they arrived at their room and he fit the iron key into the lock.
“I see,” Stede said, feeling that thrill again. Likely from the authenticity of sleeping in close quarters, like a real pirate. Really thrilling stuff, that. “I suppose we could get a second room, if–”
“NO,” Ed interrupted loudly, startling them both. He cleared his throat and began again at a more location-appropriate volume. “No, the innkeeper said this was the only room left–” he turned the lock– “so we’ll have to make do with whatever’s here.”
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A subversion of the Only One Bed Trope, and a love letter to OFMD fanfic everywhere.Series
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04 Aug 2025
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A gift helps bring up lingering issues from Ed's time in the gravy basket.
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04 Aug 2025
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"D’you need any help, love?" Stede asks. "Would you like me to touch you? Or just, hold you?"
"Mmm. Yeah."
"Which one, darling?"
Ed peaks over his shoulder. "Second one. The uh… the hold one."
He looks cautious, like he’s not sure he’s allowed to have this. It’s awakening something in Stede... the same something he gets with babies and small animals, where he wants to cry and swaddle them in every possible comfort and also explode. He doesn’t, though. Just, absoooorbs the energy back into himself, like some kind of Buddhist monk, and says, "Of course.'"
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Set early post-S2. Stede wakes up to find Ed touching himself. Cue earnest, emotional sex.
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04 Aug 2025
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Honey, don't feed me, I will come back by serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Apr 2025
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Bubbles shielded Ed’s modesty, a dense carpet of them covering the surface of the water so that all Stede could see was his face, the silver mass of his hair piled messily, fetchingly atop his head, and—just above the cloud line, peeking in and out of view—the slope of his bare shoulders, the suggestion of a clavicle. A smear of bubblebath clung to his jaw. A stray lock of hair, damp with steam, stuck to the side of his neck.
The sheer eroticism of the image nearly sent Stede to his knees; more devastating, perhaps, than if Ed had stood before him completely bare.
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Ed's wearing the sack, and the bell. He's doing his best to make himself useful, to win back the crew's trust. He's just maybe not doing such a great job taking care of himself in the process, but luckily Stede has a solution: time for a bubble bath.
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04 Aug 2025
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Interpreting Clouds by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for Zuckerbaby_1
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Apr 2025
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It's been two weeks and things at the inn are going pretty good. Yeah, it needs a lot of repairs and, yeah, there are too many fucking bugs but, ultimately, things are good. They are together. Nobody's going anywhere. They kiss every morning, they work on the inn together all day and they fuck whenever they want.
Or do they?
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Ed and Stede have a chat about how to tell if your lover is down to fuck.Bookmarked by Fluffslut
03 Aug 2025
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Maybe This Time by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for YellowMustard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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Damage has been done. Serious damage. Physical, emotional, psychological. The unholy trinity of pain.
Ed has a great deal of healing to do. Physical, emotional, psychological. And, as much as he hates to admit it, he just can’t do that without at least some contact with the cause of it all: Stede fucking Bonnet.
As Ed’s scars slowly knit back together, and Stede gets the chance to darn the gaping holes he tore in Ed’s soul, the threads of their lives begin to weave into a skein of something new. Something potentially very fine.
And, who knows?
Maybe this time they’ll both be lucky. Maybe this time Stede will stay.
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A modern AU exploration of the post-Kraken era.
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03 Aug 2025