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What is a soulmate? by Ahza_Moncha, katiekrum
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
- General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature, Not Rated
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Major Character Death
- F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Other, Multi
- Series in Progress
03 Jun 2024
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Major Character Death
- Severus Snape/Original Male Character(s)
- Severus Snape/Grail Ashford
- Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Severus Snape/Original Character(s)
- Severus Snape/OMC
- Lucius Malfoy & Severus Snape
- Narcissa Black Malfoy & Severus Snape
- Tracy/Eva
- James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
- Severus Snape & Lucius Malfoy
- Rolanda Hooch/Pomona Sprout
- Sirius Black & James Potter
- Remus Lupin & James Potter
- Albus Dumbledore & Minerva McGonagall
- Alice Longbottom/Frank Longbottom
- Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape
- Eileen Prince/Tobias Snape
- Sirius Black & Remus Lupin
- Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & James Potter
- Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter
- Albus Dumbledore & Severus Snape
- Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter
- Sirius Black/Severus Snape(unrequited)
- Tristan/Hannah Ashford
- Petunia Evans Dursley/Vernon Dursley
- Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter
- Remus Lupin & Lily Evans Potter
- Mr Granger/Mrs Granger (Harry Potter)
- Severus Snape/Grail Ashoford
- Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson
- Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy
- Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson
- Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson
- Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley
- Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter
- Pansy Parkinson & Harry Potter
- Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
- The point is there are a lot of friendships
- Severus Snape/orginal male character
- Inter house friendships - Relationship
- Friendships across the house
- Lily Evans Potter & Severus Snape
- Severus Snape & Pomona Sprout
- Poppy Pomfrey & Severus Snape
- Rubeus Hagrid & Severus Snape
- Filius Flitwick & Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape & Pomona Sprout
- Tracy Athar/Eva Steros
- Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Severus Snape
- Grail Ashford
- Lucius Malfoy
- Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Bellatrix Black Lestrange
- Fenrir Greyback
- Crabbe Sr. (Harry Potter)
- Voldermort
- Tom Riddle | Voldemort
- Grail’s Horniness
- A pub
- Baby Draco - Character
- Draco Malfoy
- Vampires - Character
- Lab Assistants
- Tracy
- Eva
- Forbidden Forest (Harry Potter)
- Albus Dumbledore
- Minerva McGonagall
- Hogwarts Staff
- Pomona Sprout
- James Potter
- Lily Evans Potter
- Peter Pettigrew (mentioned)
- Poppy Pomfrey
- Original Hogwarts Student
- Albus Dumbledore(Briefly mentioned)
- Poppy Pomfrey(Briefly Mentioned)
- Eileen Prince
- Eileen Snape
- Rolanda Hooch
- Vaissa Eileen Ashford-Snape
- Mikayla Jaya Ashford-Snape
- Eli Bobby Ashford-Snape
- Sirius Black
- Remus Lupin
- Frank Longbottom
- Alice Longbottom
- Harry Potter
- Neville Longbottom
- Tobias Snape
- Severus's buttons
- Filius Flitwick
- Original Male Character(s)
- Tristan Ashford
- Hannah Ashford
- Petunia Evans Dursley
- Hogwarts Students
- Rita Skeeter
- Genevieve Hanson
- Sirius Black (Mentioned)
- Original Female Character(s)
- Original Hogwarts Professors
- Hermione Granger
- Granger Family (Harry Potter)
- Mrs Granger (Harry Potter)
- Mr Granger (Harry Potter)
- Pansy Parkinson
- Hogwarts Express (Harry Potter)
- Marauders (Harry Potter)
- Peter Pettigrew
- Ron Weasley
- Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
- hermione’s parents
- Pansy Parkinson's Mother
- Pansy Parkinson's Father
- Yasmin Woods (Mentioned)
- Vaissa Ellen Ashford-Snape
- Christine
- Original Child Character(s)
- Clayton Parkinson
- Rosalind Parkinson
- Original Muggle-born Characters (Harry Potter)
- Arthur Weasley
- Molly Weasley
- Percy Weasley
- Charlie Weasley
- Bill Weasley
- Weasley Family (Harry Potter)
- Original Characters
- Rubeus Hagrid
- Audrey Johnson - Character
- Sheridan Bouquet
- Daisy Backster
- Elliot Inkwell
- Slytherin Students
- Pillow
- Grail Ashford (mentioned)
- Tracy Athar
- Eva Steros
- Original Female Character(s) of Color
- Abiade Tejumola Obaloluwa
- Ayomide Abisola Obaloluwa
- Original Male Character(s) of Color
- Tom Riddle
- Good Severus Snape
- Good Slytherins
- Severus Snape Needs a Hug
- Severus Snape is loved
- Lucius is a good friend
- Welcome to our world Grail
- Sorry for dragging you into this
- Big brother Lucius Malfoy
- Lucius Malfoy & Severus Snape Friendship
- Slytherins Being Slytherins
- Protective Slytherins
- Protective Siblings
- Crush at First Sight
- First Crush
- Tiny Severus Snape
- Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
- Gay Male Character
- Gay Severus Snape
- Smut
- Shameless Smut
- Wrote this at 12am
- Lemon
- Bottom Severus Snape
- Severus has always been good
- They are adults at this point
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Gay Sex
- Gratuitous Smut
- Nose Kink
- nose obsession
- no seriously
- Severus is so in love
- Grail is completely whipped
- Idiots in Love
- Second time they meet
- Doctor Grail
- Severus might have caught feelings
- I told you Grail was a bit essentiric
- Ten Years Later
- Good Lucius Malfoy
- Good Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Big Brother Lucius
- Grail is never too tired
- come on Severus
- five hours of sleep is enough
- Just them loving each other
- Made For Each Other
- taking care of each other
- Men in love
- Boys In Love
- soft boyfriends
- Fluff and Smut
- Domestic Fluff
- Mild Smut
- hand holding
- Panic Attacks
- Young Severus Snape
- Severus Snape Has a Heart
- He's always had one
- You were all sleeping on my boy
- Grail is smitten
- Honey
- Voice Kink
- Questioning his sexuality
- Gay Panic
- Blow Jobs
- First Time Blow Jobs
- First Time
- No Plot/Plotless
- I'm blushing
- but - Freeform
- I'm Not Ashamed
- Get some Sev!
- Real Life
- Mental Health Issues
- Mental Breakdown
- Godfather Snape
- Severus is a menace
- Hide the children
- Draco loves his godfather
- Lucius has grey hair not blonde hair
- And it is a certain potions prodigy's fault
- Narcissa is a brilliant woman
- He has always been good
- You lot just refuse to acknowledge it
- It is called complexity
- Fluff
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Good Parent Lucius Malfoy
- Good Parent Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Grail is a tiny bit essentric
- ok
- That's a lie
- He is incredibly essentric
- Has an order of Merlin First Class
- Could have been a slytherin
- Hufflepuffs are amazing too
- He is very intelligent
- His lab assistants worry sometimes
- But like Severus and me
- They love him deeply
- Severus needs and deserves love goddamit!!
- My baby is hurting
- he finally found someone to love him
- my poor heart
- Grail is ready to destroy anyone who makes his baby feel like dirt
- He loves his angel so much
- body praise
- Body Image
- s
- body image issues
- Fluff and Angst
- was supposed to be porn but my brain refused
- the Kitchen
- Severus has hips that can't lie
- everyone is shocked
- Severus could have been a stripper
- You lot are just blind
- WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
- What Have I Done
- Kitchen Sex
- Music
- Rough Sex
- Possessive Sex
- possessive Grail Ashford
- Neck Kissing
- Neck biting kink
- Porn with Feelings
- Severus would probable love if Grail had fangs
- His neck is just so damn sensitive
- one of the few times Severus tops
- Top Severus Snape
- Bottoming from the Top
- He's always been good
- You lot just WISHED you could be half as amazing
- Internalized Homophobia
- You lot have no taste
- Screw you Tobias Snape
- Severus needs a hug
- Severus Snape Angst
- my heart
- Supportive Lucius Malfoy
- Hogwarts Forbidden Forest
- Semi-Public Sex
- Public Sex
- Fetish
- it's always the quiet ones
- Severus is the quiet one
- Grail is whipped
- Severus trusts him so much
- He has always had a heart
- You lot just wish you were as intelligent and talented
- Boyfriends
- Boys Kissing
- Whipped men
- Gay
- They just love teasing poor Severus
- Minerva is a know it all
- Severus is tired of all of them
- Pomona Sprout is a sweetheart
- Ass Play
- a little smut
- Fluff and Humor
- its mostly fluff to be honest
- Mostly Gen
- BAMF Minerva McGonagall
- Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape Friendship
- Insecure Severus Snape
- Rimming
- Trying something new
- Severus is the baby of the staff room
- You lot refuse to acknowledge it
- Shy Severus Snape
- nice neighbors
- Severus Snape deserves nice things
- give this man a hug
- I Will Go Down With This Ship
- I Can't Believe I Wrote This
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- Eventual Smut
- I could have slept
- been thinking of this for a while
- Anal Sex
- Anal Fingering
- He always had one
- and now he has a boyfriend that sees it too
- magic kink
- Severus has a kink for Grail's magic
- Porn With Plot
- Virgin Severus Snape
- The Potters don't die
- not in this AU
- And goddamit he deserved better
- He tries to make up for his sins
- Something other people in th wizarding world should try once in a while
- Arrogant James Potter
- Angst
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Hufflepuff
- Hufflepuff Pride
- Hufflepuff/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships
- Hufflepuff & Slytherin Inter-House Friendships
- Hufflepuff deserves better
- Loving Severus Snape
- Hogwarts Professors
- Romantic Fluff
- Fluff without Plot
- Would you believe this was supposed to be smut?
- Embarrassed Severus Snape
- Eventual Fluff
- Grail’s magic has him going gaga
- Kinky Severus Snape
- loving and caring boyfriends
- Severus has a serious kink
- Some Plot
- Honestly it’s barely a sprinkle of plot
- Soft Severus Snape
- and it is tearing me apart
- goddam
- What is this?
- and Grail is there for it
- My poor baby deserves love
- happy pride month everyone
- Baby Brother Severus Snape
- Young Lucius Malfoy
- Slytherin
- Family Fluff
- Protective Lucius Malfoy
- Teenage Severus Snape
- teenage Lucius Malfoy
- First Love
- Poppy and Severus friendship
- Grail and Poppy team up
- Goodluck Severus
- it's for your own good
- blowjob
- Embarrassment
- Embarrassed Grail Ashford
- Severus Snape is So Done
- Embarrassed Minerva Mcgonagall
- Embarrassed Albus Dumbledore
- Wrote this at 3am
- Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot
- He just has a caustic way of showing it
- He has no patience for foolish parents
- Gryffindor
- Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships
- Public teasing
- Teasing
- Severus looks delicious
- Grail is dying
- horny Grail
- Severus Snape is a Tease
- But this level of teasing has me worried
- Sexy Severus Snape
- Severus Snape misses his mum
- Minor Character Death
- Grail is an amazing boyfriend
- Tears
- Men Crying
- Crying
- Family Loss
- Lucius is a caring brother
- Baby Draco Malfoy
- Thunder and Lightning
- Severus Snape is Draco Malfoy's Godparent
- Sleep
- rainstorm
- Crushes
- They are married
- Dorks in Love
- Severus Snape Lives
- Original Character(s)
- Original Female Character(s) - Freeform
- Original Male Character - Freeform
- James Potter Lives
- Lily Evans Potter Lives
- Lily Evans Potter & Severus Snape Friendship
- embarrassed James potter
- Everybody Lives
- Nobody is Dead
- He is a legend
- Off to get a good fucking
- Pre-Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
- Severus Snape's robes
- Grail looks good in a towel
- Why Did I Write This?
- Sleep Sex
- Sleepiness
- I have no regrets
- I Have Some
- Time for apologies
- too late to say sorry?
- Severus Snape Deserves Better
- The marauders were good friends to each other
- But horrendous bullies to others
- Severus Snape Has PTSD
- Severus Snape Has Issues
- Grail is worried and wants him to get better
- Not Canon Compliant
- Good Tobias Snape
- For a while anyway
- happy Eileen
- but not for long
- baby severus snape
- Grail is the boyfriend we all want
- Loving boyfriends
- Supportive Grail Ashford
- POV Remus Lupin
- Remus Lupin Needs a Hug
- But he really does need a slap
- to bring him into reality
- Good Albus Dumbledore
- Bit difficult to show previously
- You lot should be grateful he deems you worthy enough to be in his presence
- Remus Lupin needs to understand he was also an arsehole
- Remus Lupin Being an Idiot
- Remus Lupin Being an Asshole
- Established James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
- James Potter Being an Asshole
- James Potter Being an Idiot
- Remus Lupin being his usual self
- Good Minerva McGonagall
- Minerva will knock your teeth if you say shit about Severus
- Albus would probably do the same
- They are just so proud
- James Potter humbled
- Or not
- He is just a moody type of angel
- Wealthy Severus Snape
- Harry looking up to Snape
- It Hurts So Bad
- They love each other so much
- There is a bit of a plot
- Grail has a button kink
- cant blame him
- Severus and his buttons
- Severus is tired
- he deserves better
- He is surrounded by love
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Supportive Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Severus is an official member of the Malfoy family
- Unrequited Love
- Sirius Black Free from Azkaban
- Sirius Black Being an Idiot
- Sirius Black Being an Asshole
- Sad Sirius Black
- Sirius fuck off
- The Marauders - Freeform
- Grail loves Severus
- I want a Grail of my own
- Hurts doesn't it Black?
- Unrequited Lust
- Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship
- Sirius Black lusting after Snape
- Bisexual Sirius Black
- Masturbation
- You fools should have treated him better
- The Author Regrets Nothing
- The marauders being assholes
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Bad Parenting
- Abusive Parents
- Abusive Tobias Snape
- Eileen was a star
- Triggers
- memories of the werewolf prank
- Nightmares
- This is why Severus needs to be protected
- Therapy
- Grail is incredibly supportive
- love and support
- supportive boyfriend Grail Ashford
- Manipulative Albus Dumbledore
- Misguided Albus Dumbledore
- Petunia Dursley Being an Asshole
- to a child
- but she is especially sick of her sister
- Resentment
- resentment and anger are dangerous
- That woman needs help
- James Potter & Lily Evans Potter Live
- Harry is more mature than his dad
- Young James Potter
- Harry is a mama's boy
- Regret
- Reminiscing
- What Could Have Been
- Father-Son Relationship
- The magical world has a problem
- With the way kids are treated
- Severus Snape deserved better
- Will help the people that don't deserve it
- dramatic gays
- Dramatic Severus Snape
- He just wants some cuddles
- puppy dog eyes
- And wants his boyfriend back in bed
- Grail just wants to pee
- they make me so happy
- Mentioned Minerva McGonagall
- Alternate Universe - Hogwarts
- Minerva McGonagall Being an Idiot
- Hogwarts need a reform
- It is 2:36 AM
- BAMF Poppy Pomfrey
- She’s the best
- no regrets
- Rabid reporters
- No nonsense reporters
- And some people are pissed
- Suck it!
- Long bottoms are up and about
- Marauders
- Fist Fights
- Jealous Sirius Black
- Done with all this nonsense
- Grail is tired of their bullshit
- BAMF Grail Ashford
- Don't disturb his Angel
- Don't Try This At Home
- Remus Lupin being a coward
- Face Slapping
- Lily Evans Potter is So Done
- Remus Lupin & James Potter Friendship
- Sirius Black & Lily Evans Potter Friendship
- Sirius Black Being Ridiculous
- Sirius Black Being Sirius Black
- Unrequited Crush
- Sirius doesn't like Grail
- Domestic smut
- Mpreg
- Implied Mpreg
- I used to be a good church girl
- I am proud of what I have become
- First time writing something like this
- Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
- POV Harry Potter
- Young Harry
- Some heroes don't wear capes
- except snape
- Have you watched the movies?
- Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting
- Family Feels
- Family Bonding
- Harry has his family
- Pregnant Severus Snape
- Angst and Feels
- True Love
- Magical Pregnancy
- Good Draco Malfoy
- Big Brother Draco Malfoy
- Minor Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Grail is done
- with Severus and his chaos
- but everyone knows he loves the chaos and the chaos maker
- Upset Severus Snape
- Grail Ashford is done
- with Sirius Black and his nonsense
- Severus deserves a better life
- Thank goodness for Grail
- Young Remus Lupin
- Desperate Remus Lupin
- Marauders Friendship (Harry Potter)
- cowardice
- not really - Freeform
- but really
- none of us are surprised
- Mentor Severus Snape
- POV Albus Dumbledore
- Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter)
- And his family comes first
- And is a whipped bitch
- Soft hearted Severus
- and damn
- It's good he found someone who sees that
- Childbirth
- Parenthood
- Loving Marriage
- First Time Parents
- uncertainties
- some smut
- very little of it
- Blink and you’ll miss it
- its honestly disgusting
- making you jealous of the love shared between two fictional characters
- Kisses
- and it’s full of love for Grail
- Falling In Love
- Choices
- POV James Potter
- Understanding father
- Good Parent James Potter
- Good Malfoy Family (Harry Potter)
- Domestic Boyfriends
- Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
- Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
- Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy Friendship
- Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
- First Meetings
- Childhood Friends
- And remembers what it's like to be the friendless kid
- Grail is a softy as well
- The Grangers are happy the weird things that happen around their daughter have an answer
- Alternate Universe
- Hogwarts
- Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter Friendship
- Anxious Neville Longbottom
- Harry Potter is a Good Friend
- Alice Longbottom is awake
- So if Frank
- Everyone Is Alive
- Parent Severus Snape
- Lucius Malfoy is a good big brother
- Poppy Pomfrey & Severus Snape Friendship
- he always has
- And he is surrounded by love
- Lord help this kid
- Or maybe the adults need help
- Vaissa's parents are a beautiful mix of insane and essentric
- Albus Dumbledore & Severus Snape friendship
- Sirius Black Lives
- POV Sirius Black
- Young Sirius Black
- Post-Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
- Pensieves (Harry Potter)
- Young Peter Pettigrew
- Sirius Black Needs a Hug
- He always had
- And is finally living his best life
- POV Severus Snape
- he is so in love
- Winter
- Christmas Fluff
- Love Confessions
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Light Angst
- Requited Love
- Requited Unrequited Love
- Requests
- Birthday
- Birthday Cake
- Lucius Malfoy & Grail Ashford friendship
- narcissa malfoy & severus snape friendship
- Marriage Proposal
- Been working on this for a while now
- Beaches
- beach cottage
- cute as all hell
- It's happening
- Have been looking forward to this one for a while
- Blessings
- With the most loving boyfriend ever
- This series has come further than I ever thought it would
- Public Display of Affection
- And it is full of love
- Grail is the sweetest
- Being Walked In On
- Severus Snape-centric
- 69 (Sex Position)
- Oral Sex
- men kissing
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Masturbation Interruptus
- Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship
- Slytherin Harry Potter
- Ravenclaw Hermione Granger
- Hufflepuff Neville Longbottom
- Unexpected friendships
- And now he teaches kids how to swim
- and tells them stories about the sea
- Basically he is a happy man now
- and maybe gets an intense joy in seeing Sirius Black jealous
- Vaissa laughing and playing in the water
- There's a lot of friendships that would never happen in canon unfortunately
- Lily and Severus are on the mend
- So alternate it may as well be in a parallel universe
- Author pretends they've been here all along
- Hey everyone how you doing?
- could not stop smiling while writing this
- Irony
- He thinks James might be a bit stupid
- and living his best life
- thank you very much
- Sometimes your kid gets bit by karma
- for your stupidity
- Harry might not be having the best time at Hogwarts
- but don't worry
- No one touches one of Severus's Slytherins
- Severus is a cock tease
- and a little bit of smut
- Everyone Is Gay
- Severus slowly coming to the realization he may be in love
- Then decides to be a bit of a tease
- Because he is in fact that bitch
- In fact its canon to me
- There will be smut in this series
- well more smut
- because dear Merlin
- The things I have written
- Horny Severus Snape
- Grail is a good boyfriend
- scratch that
- He is in fact the best boyfriend
- He is smitten for Severus
- And is quite happy to show it
- And does not care who knows it
- You lot were just wilfully blind
- He derseves the very best
- Protective Severus Snape
- Giving off some dad vibes to honest
- Friendship
- Amazing head of house Severus Snape
- Child Neglect
- Absent Parents
- Getting comfortable in a relationship
- First mornings
- Sharing a Bed
- Hurt/Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- welcome to my world
- Severus shows Grail where he grew up
- Love
- Hope
- Minor Original Character(s)
- Grail is done with Albus and his nonsense
- Between Poppy and Grail
- Albus should count himself as lucky to still be alive
- But that’s what he has Grail for
- Hermione Granger Needs a Hug
- Grail coming through
- Honestly he is a sweetie pie
- When you feel you do not belong
- I’m alive!
- Minor Draco and Pansy
- Blink and you miss them
- Grail is a pillow for Severus
- Blink and you’ll miss Severus’s cameo
- It’s the first chapter
- Grail is tired of reckless drivers
- Wear a helmet people!
- Severus is a great cook
- Grail blushing
- but it’s a blink and you’ll miss it sort of thing
- Grail is thirsty
- Unopened parcels
- Food
- Comfort Food
- Vibrators
- Daycare
- First Day of School
- Cute Kids
- An introduction to the three kids
- plot? We don’t know her
- Because just like Severus I am a tease
- Cock Tease
- Actually more of a dominant one
- Severus is a little shite
- A snippet of smut
- Panicking gay idiot
- Seriously Severus
- calm down
- And it’s about to explode
- Grail asked a question and got yeeted out of this chapter
- Babies
- The Parkinsons are arses
- Parental Love
- shitty parents
- Tracy is not here for anyone’s nonsense
- Conditional Love
- He wants to stay home with his love
- But now he is also horny
- And tired of everyone that isn’t Grail
- So nothing new honestly
- and in Lust
- Bisexual Male Character
- Awkward Crush
- bi bi bi
- POV Draco Malfoy
- Hermione and Pansy are done
- Neville is the emotional backbone of the group
- Baby
- Vaissa has everyone wrapped round her little fingers
- Happy Severus Snape
- Forget blood purity
- Judge them by their pallets
- They stand by each other through thick or thin
- being overworked
- Family
- Internal Conflict
- Conflict of Interests
- Expectations
- Confused Percy
- Percy Weasley-centric
- POV Percy Weasley
- Audrey Johnson
- Ravenclaw
- Percy gets sorted
- Just guess - Freeform
- pinkie promises
- tiny dash of smut
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
- Unhealthy flirting
- Healthy Relationships
- Consequences
- OF
- our own actions
- Therapy is needed for the entire group
- Grail is loving boyfriend
- he and Severus are little shits
- i am alive
- Sorry I haven't uploaded in a while
- Got a raise and a new job
- Language of Flowers
- tiny bit of smut
- barely there
- Moving In Together
- I hate moving
- Still moving cause that’s adulthood
- Severus is not sure how Grail will react to his place
- Severus is a sit back and let my strong boyfriend do the physical work kind of bitch
- Said boyfriend wonders why he does it
- Then looks at his boyfriends arse and…
- Clutter
- Currently at work but NOTHING to do
- So bored
- Will have some smut released later but too risky right now
- Parents not being the best
- Found Family
- The Weasley parents are not bad
- They are just confused
- Slytherin Percy Weasley
- Grail is obsessed
- Grail really likes Severus’s arse
- that’s it
- That’s the chapter
- Severus is the baby of the staffroom
- Grail is an eloquent tease
- the others have Severus’s back
- Implied/Referenced Homophobia
- Homophobia
- Period-Typical Homophobia
- Male-Female Friendship
- Diagon Alley (Harry Potter)
- Severus is exhausted with the world
- Severus Snape/Grail Ashford - Freeform
- Depression
- Depressed Severus Snape
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Suicide Attempt
- Resignation with the life he has
- Time Hopping
- Alternate Universes
- Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
- but much later on
- Bullying
- Ambiguous/Open Ending
- This is one of the hardest things I have ever written
- Severus's struggles with depression are from my experience with it
- If you can please get some help if you need it.
- Marauders are arses
- Confusion
- Second meeting
- Death Eater Severus Snape
- Confused Severus Snape
- Poor man has some horrible self esteem issues
- Aromantic author tries to showcase flirting
- I did my best
- Jealous Grail
- Oblivious Severus Snape
- Potioneer Severus Snape
- The porn is brief though
- Unlike Grail's dick
- Ha!
- I'm Going to Hell
- Miscommunication
- Severus is a slut for Grail
- men blushing
- Seriously this entire thing is just cum and marking your partner
- I used to take part in special choir in church as a child
- My mother forced me but still
- Now I'm writing this
- The shameless part is definitely attributed to me
- Asexual and touch adverse person writes about sex and touching
- He loves thick cock in him
- But loves the fact he can make Grail blush even more
- Grail just wants to watch Severus cum and be happy
- time appropriate homophobia
- Gender Norms
- He just wanted a pretty skirt
- Leave baby grail to be happy
- Severus thinks he can wear ugly clothes and Grail won’t want to fuck him
- He’s in his delulu era
- James Potter is So Whipped
- His wife looks at him and he can’t say no
- James and Lucius are in laws
- its amazing
- Everyone lives
- Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
- seriously
- This series has less respect for canon than my brain has for my mental health
- Just got done with a four hour car ride on one of the bumpiest and holiest roads on earth
- Speaking of holes
- Severus’s gets wrecked
- My parents want me to be closer to God
- But here I am writing men getting their backs thrown out by their big dick husbands
- I am immensely proud of me
- Dont understand how there are people just as perverted as me with this couple but glad I'm not alone
- Severus is so gone for his boyfriend
- Slutty Severus Snape
- In all seriousness the man is horny for Grail in a suit
- Grail is deeply in lust with Severus
- And is glad Severus can share this fantasy with him
- He is also smug that Severus is so horny for him
- He just wants Severus to enjoy himself
- Pillow Talk
- Public Blow Jobs
- Was it though?
Summary
This series takes place in an alternate universe where one interaction changed the entire course of Severus Snape’s life. It explores a world where Severus meets his soulmate, the eccentric but loving Grail Ashford. What happens in an AU where Severus is not alone and actually has people on his side? That is what I seek to explore within this series.
Please note that every entry is a standalone and can be read on its own, except for when in a multi-chapter entry.
Also note, there will be graphic smut scenes. The series is based on a gay Severus Snape, so yes, there will be graphic, gay smut scenes with him and his boyfriend.
- Words:
- 122,230
- Works:
- 108
- Bookmarks:
- 291
Bookmarked by FuckOffWeirdo
25 Sep 2025
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The Unexpected Rebirth of Severus Snape by ABoxOfMacaronsPlease
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Lily Evans Potter & Severus Snape
- Petunia Evans Dursley & Severus Snape
- Eileen Prince/Tobias Snape
- Severus Snape
- Lily Evans Potter
- Petunia Evans Dursley
- Eileen Prince
- Tobias Snape
- James Potter
- Sirius Black
- Female Severus Snape
- Pretty Severus Snape
- Time Travel
- Time Skips
- Rebirth
- Severus Snape Redemption
- Severus Snape-centric
- Magically Powerful Severus Snape
- Tired Severus Snape
- Severus Snape Has a Heart
- Oblivious Severus Snape
- Petunia Evans Dursley Redemption
- Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
- Possibly OOC
- Pre-Relationship
- Implied James Potter/Severus Snape
- no beta we die like men
- It might not be as funny as advertised
Summary
Severus Snape had been dying one moment, and then all of a sudden, he awoke as a baby. A girl baby with living parents who should have been dead. Faced with a second chance, Severus, now Severa, restarts her life with a new perspective towards the world. Whatever wit she had in her previous life remained, but she decided it would be better to not be as caustic.
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25 Sep 2025
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Rotting Corpses, Reanimated Hearts by SirDizzyDeath
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Walking Dead (TV)
19 Jul 2024
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Daryl Dixon/Severus Snape
- Severus Snape
- Daryl Dixon
- Harry Potter
- Draco Malfoy
- Domestic Violence
- Child Abuse
- Guns
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Blood and Gore
- Alternate Universe
- Crossover
- Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
- POV Severus Snape
- Drug Use
- Good Severus Snape
- Protective Severus Snape
- Bottom Severus Snape
- Top Daryl Dixon
- Hufflepuff Daryl Dixon
- Gay Daryl Dixon
- Bisexual Severus Snape
- rebellious teenagers
- Slurs
- Racism
- Homophobia
- Internalized Homophobia
- Anal Fingering
- Forced Orgasm
- Rimming
- Anal Sex
- Blow Jobs
- Survival Horror
- Suicide
- Implied/Referenced Suicide
- mild jealousy
- Daryl and Severus accidentally co-parent
- Praise Kink
- Attempted Rape/Non-Con
- Words:
- 131,710
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 161
Bookmarked by FuckOffWeirdo
25 Sep 2025
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Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Petunia Evans Dursley & Lily Evans Potter
- Petunia Evans Dursley/Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
- Petunia Evans Dursley
- Lily Evans Potter
- Severus Snape
- Regulus Black
- Sirius Black
- James Potter
- Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
- Found Family
- Angst
- Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies
- warning for suicide
- warning for torture
- Character Death
- Magical Petunia Evans Dursley
- Good Petunia Evans Dursley
Summary
What if Petunia was a witch too? Many things change. Mostly for the better.
Bookmarked by FuckOffWeirdo
09 Aug 2025
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Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- James Potter/Severus Snape
- James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
- Sirius Black/Lily Evans Potter
- Remus Lupin & James Potter
- James Potter
- Severus Snape
- Remus Lupin
- Sirius Black
- Lily Evans Potter
- Regulus Black
- Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
- Euphemia Potter
- Fleamont Potter
- Harry Potter
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
- Explicit Sexual Content
- Omega Severus Snape
- Alpha James Potter
- Emotional Manipulation
- Infidelity
- Revenge Sex
- Betrayal
- First Time
- Emotions
- Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
- Gay Sex
- James Potter Has Issues
- Severus Snape's Morality is Flexible
- Lily Evans Makes Mistakes
- Alternate Universe - No Voldemort
- Sylvia Pembroke was mentioned because I like her
- Happy Ending
- James and Severus are parents now
- Harry finally came into the world
Summary
James climbed the stairs, winding through dark corridors until he reached the boys’ bathroom. The door was slightly open. A faint light escaped through the cracks.
And then he heard it.
Muffled whispers. Suppressed laughter. Moans.
With a trembling hand, he pushed the door open.
His world stopped.
There, on the enchanted tiles that warmed the feet, Lily Evans was sitting on top of Sirius Black’s hips. Both naked, their bodies entwined, faces full of pleasure.
Bookmarked by FuckOffWeirdo
18 Jul 2025