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    In which Unicron finds himself liking earth, humanity, and the rest of its organic creatures a bit more than he thought.
    Unicron adopts a world.
    If bots and cons panic, that’s their problem.

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    In which Unicron being Earth's core has consequences... namely that humans are spark(ling)s.

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    A name has been plaguing Optimus for months. Finally, he can no longer ignore it, especially not when Jack needs a parent now more than ever.

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    10 Apr 2023

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    Jack, Miko, and Raf always back each other up - after all, none of the other Decepticons will. When they learn their only real ally on the Nemesis is in danger, they step up to become the heroes they didn't know they could be.

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    21 Apr 2023

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    Sam wakes up feeling like he’s died.
    Again.
    It’s not a new feeling, but it is one that leaves him cold and shaking and rattled with the weight of his own last breath.
    You’d think he’d be used to it by now.
    Considering he’s been having that dream since he was seven.

     

    (Sam Witwicky remembers things that never happened, can read a language that isn't real, and walks around haunted by the destruction of something called Praxus. He's pretty cool with never resolving any of these things. And then he finds a Camaro with a retro radio and everything starts falling apart.)

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    13 Mar 2024

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    Recommended to me, now I recommend to everyone

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    When a Japanese flight intended for California lands in New York by mistake, three separate parties are displaced: one a hero bound for an international convention, the second a villain meeting with an American contact, and the third a mother and son hoping to enjoy a relaxing vacation.

    This wouldn’t be too much of an inconvenience were the airline responsible willing to offer a timely corrective flight, but seeing as they aren’t, each group independently decides that a cross-country road trip is their only solution. The issue is, there’s only one rental car, and although Yagi Toshinori is completely willing to ask Midoriya Inko for a ride, Hisashi Shigaraki has spoken to neither, and has absolutely no reservations regarding grand theft auto.

    He never intended to kidnap the teenager sleeping in the car’s backseat, but now that he has, he certainly isn’t giving him back. Not even with Japan’s number one hero and an angry mother on his trail. Because for whatever reason, said teenager really reminds him of his dearly departed younger brother. And, less favorably, his ex-wife. Coincidence really is a funny thing.

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    02 Nov 2022

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    I NEED MORE!!!
    Just everything is 10/10, the dramatic irony is HERE and I am living for it!

  5. Rec *

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    Peter acts like a spider.

    The bats have opinions on it.

     

    sequel

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    01 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fragging GOLD