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    New York City has a vast array of vigilantes and superheroes that call its streets home. Dazai Osamu, Port Mafia Executive and Mori Ougai’s right hand, is deployed to start building relationships in the area. Mori, ever the fan of tests, leaves Dazai to figure out how to best handle the local vigilantes on his own.

    And Frank Castle? He’s just worried that keeping this kid who refuses to identify himself alive may be more difficult than he was hoping.

    Or; a city-wide adventure, hotel hopping, forging friendships with local heroes and a long-winded game of cat and mouse, all featuring an embittered Veteran and a suicidal teenage boy.

    EDIT: This fic is on temporary hiatus. I will finish the final 6 chapters, then return to the usual update schedule. Thank you for your patience.

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    28 May 2025

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    Will quits the FBI in the middle of the Chesapeake Ripper case, choosing instead to focus on his own happiness and mental health. He makes a living now selling vintage fishing gear, rare books, and refurbished antique clocks. He meets. Dr. Hannibal Lecter at an estate sale. They become friends, maybe more, but Will's headaches and hallucinations are getting worse...

    Somewhere, a clock is ticking...

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    21 Nov 2023

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    It’s common knowledge that you’re supposed to avoid the Soots. Sure, the father, Phil, is nice, but his three sons are most definitely crazy The oldest- Techno, talks to himself, and there are rumors that he killed someone once. Wilbur is an actual psychopath- he was the one that burnt down the barn all those years ago. And Tommy? He’s just… Weird.
    Tubbo is new to town, having just moved in with his cousins, Fundy and Niki. He doesn’t know the rules. Which is why he approaches Tommy one day, and his whole world is changed.

    Tubbo and the Sleepy Boys Inc. There's kind of a light magic system involved but it's not convoluted i swear

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    29 Apr 2023

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    In the long list of rules that Dream gave him, there were four that stuck out as the most important. Four rules that he could never break.

    Stick close to the island when swimming. Always be back before seven. Never complain or hesitate to give Dream his pelt. And never, ever interact with humans.

    Tommy didn’t break any of those rules often, and if he did it was a one time thing, a mistake. But this wasn’t a mistake. This was a very deliberate, very stupid move on his part and Dream would kill him if he knew what Tommy was doing. Fifteen years Tommy had lived here, and never once had he intentionally broken one of Dream’s rules. Until now.

    He swims closer to the three humans.
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    Tommy's a selkie living isolated on an island with Dream as his caretaker. Wilbur, Techno, and Phil are the new lighthouse keepers next door. Surely there's no way for this to go wrong.

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    20 Mar 2023

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    “I hate that we can’t hurt him back.”

    Quackity laughs, his breath hitching when Karl’s teeth appear to scrape at his neck. “You wanna hurt him?” He watches their faces snap to his, rapt with attention. Karl’s eyes are swirling, and Sapnap’s are as dark as ever.

    “He's a possessive bastard.” Quackity whispers with venom. “Make me yours instead.”

    ---x---

    Quackity has no idea how he got here. Working with heroes? Two boyfriends he met at a bar? A secret the heroes would do anything to get their hands on (not that they know)?

    Fuck. He's screwed, isn't he?

    In more ways that one.

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    31 Jan 2023