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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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01 Mar 2026
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Diamonds in the Rough by comatosecombat
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Oct 2015
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Bilbo is more or less enjoying her quiet life as a self-imposed spinster, until one day a wizard’s fancy throws her in the path of Thorin Oakenshield, a future queen on a mission to reclaim her homeland. Along the journey, as she learns more about the ways of dwarves, Bilbo is forced to reconsider her own narrow views on womanhood, as well as deal with her growing infatuation with their Company’s leader (who might or might not be the long-prophesied last incarnation of Durin the Deathless).
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18 Feb 2026
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Wait...You Don't Remember What She Looks Like? by Hypothetical_Menace
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
06 May 2025
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After Cipher proved how truly in-control he is over Ford's mind, the demon comes up with an idea that will ensure the portal is re-activated, this time, with full compliance.
Takes place immediately after the roof scene in "Book of Bill"
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16 Feb 2026
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derry high school offers a fall trip to Washington, D.C., and of course, the losers are going.
*note: everything is the same except richie & eddie are girls, and it’s november of 2016
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17 Jan 2026
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If you were to ask Ellie Kaspbrak how she described herself, she would say “aggressively ordinary.”
She was a senior in high school, born and raised in Derry. She lived alone with her father. She had a small group of friends and a boyfriend on the football team. An ordinary girl with an ordinary life.
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- Part 1 of Heart Songs
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17 Jan 2026
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Straightforward Love Song by bittersuiteiv
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
15 Oct 2024
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When Eddie joined the track team, Richie joked that she would join the cheerleader squad to support her favorite athlete, which is basically what ended up happening- she shows up to every one of Eddie’s meets and screams her head off even though she doesn’t really understand what’s going on other than they have to run fast. Lately she’s taken to making her own shitty fan signs to bring to the meets. Tonight’s reads: “RUN IF YOU THINK I’M SEXY.”
But Eddie doesn’t know that yet.
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Richie attends a track meet, holds a sleepover, and tries to keep her crush under control.Bookmarked by Hopless_aRAMENtic
11 Jan 2026
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i feel like a waterfall by missbenzedrine
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
06 Mar 2020
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Eddie surprises Richie for her birthday...in more ways than one.
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Fem!Reddie :)
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06 Jan 2026
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maybe i'm a crook by missbenzedrine
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Jan 2020
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After nearly dying in Derry, Eddie finds herself in a sticky situation -- Richie Tozier's bed. Despite being torn by gut-wrenching guilt for cheating on her husband, it certainly isn't the last time. But she can't keep things the way they are, despite how much she wants to. Richie wants her to decide: him...or her?
It's the hardest thing Eddie's ever had to do.
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aka Lesbian Reddie -- for all the queer Reddie loving fems out there <3
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03 Jan 2026
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"I think we should have sex."
Unfortunately, Richie just so happened to be taking a drink from her water bottle when Eddie barged into her best friend's room, announcing her great idea.
Half the water in her mouth went spraying to the floor as she choked on the rest. Eddie did not seem to care about Richie's plight. In fact, while Richie took deep, shuddering breaths, Eddie was pacing, not looking at her at all.
"Excuse me?" Richie finally spat out.
Or: Neither Eddie nor Richie wants to go to college a virgin and Eddie does something about it.
**chapter 2 has now been posted**
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- Part 1 of a place of our own
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02 Jan 2026
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just a teenage dirtbag (baby, like you) by nakachuus
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 Oct 2025
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"Hey," Richie says, in her best 'totally not a loser' voice. "You don't happen to sing, do you?
Mystery girl raises an eyebrow. "What's it to you?"
"We, uh ..." Richie rubs the back of her neck, suddenly nervous. The girl is still staring at her, head tilted slightly upwards to accommodate their height difference. Fuck, her eyes are huge. "We're down one vocalist for the Battle of the Bands tomorrow. For Teenage Dirtbag. You interested?"
The girl laughs a bit, her tight grip around her binder relaxing slightly. "Dude, you don't even know me."
"We can fix that," Richie grins.
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Richie Tozier is determined to sing Teenage Dirtbag as a duet at NYU's Battle of the Bands. When Beverly, the Losers' only other vocalist, loses her voice, Richie enlists the help of a cute stranger who walks into their practice room to sing with her. If she develops a huge crush in the process ... well, that'll just make the performance more believable, right?
[a fem reddie uni band au, with the losers as a band!!]
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01 Jan 2026
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hungry as a last bet by soyicedcoffee
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
22 Jun 2020
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"tell me you don't" as told from richie's perspective + extra smut
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- Part 2 of femme eddie/stone butch richie
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31 Dec 2025
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tell me you don't (it feels like you do) by soyicedcoffee
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 May 2020
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Eddie meets Richie where she works at a café on campus. Richie is hopelessly gay, Eddie is hopelessly oblivious, and feelings ensue.
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- Part 1 of femme eddie/stone butch richie
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31 Dec 2025
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She scowls at you, unimpressed. She can always tell when you’re hiding something, no matter how trivial it is, and this isn’t trivial stuff.
“You’re supposed to tell me if you have secrets,” she says petulantly. “You’re my best friend.”
She is, and it’s a deadly serious thing to be someone’s best friend. She wrote in your diary herself, when you were younger, because she said best friends should be able to read each other’s diaries; she wrote both of your names in block letters on the first page. There wasn’t anything interesting in your diary, just a recounting of the mundane things you did every day, and when she showed you hers it was only about characters on the soap operas she watched with her mom. It still felt good to have a secret.
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29 Dec 2025
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How Does My Body Look in This Light? by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
27 Aug 2021
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Eddie (01:35 AM): inside of me there are two wolves
Eddie (01:35 AM): they both hate youRichie (01:47 AM): ✂️✂️
The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.
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29 Dec 2025
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take a chance (take a chance, take a chance) by stravaganza
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
19 Jan 2021
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"So, Eddie starts looking into all the things he’s always been too afraid to do."
A coming of age story - even if the age is 40 years old.
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23 Dec 2025
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Eddie Kaspbrak was in love with his best friend Richie Tozier. That was no secret to anyone except Richie himself. Everyone in their friend group knew, strangers could tell and always thought they were dating, that awkward “oh no we’re just friends” was always said in unison.
Eddie was in love with his best friend alright, He constantly daydreamed about kissing Richie’s lips, he imagined they were soft, he thought of pulling those unruly black curls, and he thought of sliding his hands over every inch of Richie’s lanky, creamy pale body. He wanted to see those gorgeous blue eyes blown out with arousal, he wanted to feel how hard-
“Eddie! Earth to Eddie!”
Eddie was jarred out of his daydream, pink tinted his cheeks and he smiled apologetically at Bev, of course she brought him back to reality. They were at a bar waiting for Richie’s band to play, they always came to support their fellow loser whenever they could. Richie played covers, he played original songs he wrote, but Eddie didn’t care if he sang Baby Shark, he would never miss a show.
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20 Dec 2025
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I dont care. I want you. by Howlermonkey
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
29 Sep 2020
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A Stranger than Fiction/IT AU! Chapter will be updated quickly I like to finish these quickly so I can get back to reading them!
Eddie is a tightly wound IRS agent drowning in ennui and a recurring nightmare about his impending death, Richie is the owner of a record store/comedy club who conscientiously objects to paying all of his taxes, and Eddie gets assigned his file, whatever will happen next? ;)
Some art appears through chapters in heading links, still updating.
Smutty scenes in Chapters 5 and 6.
But Richie was Richie, and he couldn’t help himself when he said, “...what happened to not being allowed to give or receive gifts, Mr Kaspbrak? Bit of a mixed message here, doncha think?”
Eddie looked down at the box for a moment, and back up again at Richie, his face such a mixture of sorrow and desire Richie felt his gaze like a gut punch and a hand on his heart.
“I don’t care anymore” said Eddie evenly.
“Why not?” asked Richie, his heart beginning to hammer.
Eddie looked at him as though the answer was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Because, I want you”
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11 Dec 2025
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“I’m gay.”
Eddie almost chokes on the piece of toast he is eating at the confession of his best friend. He looks at Richie with a confused look, because, what else can a man do after this kind of conversation starter? He blinks and slowly swallows his bite before carefully responding.
“Con…grats?”
******
When Richie comes out to Eddie, the latter does not think he will go on his own queer journey. He tries to learn what Love means either alone or with the help of his friends. Eddie's conclusions might not be what he wants, but it is what he needs.
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10 Dec 2025
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Beverly pulled the conversation that time, “Why don't you ask him out?”
Mike nodded at her, almost in agreement.
“Because-” Eddie started flailing his hands around a moment, “-I've had this dream since fucking 6th grade that Richie would ask me out.”
Beverly stared at him sympathetically then and opened her mouth to say something.
“You can ask him out first,” Stan interrupted, pointing out, “-and then he can ask you out. Simple.”
“It's not-”
“I get it, Eddie,” Mike followed, maybe trying to break up fucking… Stan, “-he's been flirting with you for so long, you just want to see him execute on it.”
“Yes, yeah,” Eddie sighed, running a hand through his hair, “-it's kinda fucked up if I have to finally do it.”
“Well,” Bev pursed her lips (cherry red, it was kinda her signature thing) like she was thinking, “-why don't you just kick it up a notch?”
Or Eddie is stubborn and wants Richie to make the first move (Beverly has a solution).
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09 Dec 2025
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are we friends (or are we more?) by watchoutforthefanfics
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
17 Nov 2024
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“I'm gonna hang up now,” he deadpanned.
“Fuck you, Stan,” Eddie rolled his eyes -outside on his break at the diner, “-I'm just trying to figure this shit out-”
“You wanna ‘figure it out’?” Stan repeated, exasperated -in a rush of words, “-It would be so fucking easy to just talk to each other, but, if this is what I have to do to get Richie out of my fucking hair-”
Eddie could barely follow his words.
“-Then, fucking fine. What do you wanna know?”
Eddie blinked, a little taken aback by his tone, “I just… Richie acts differently with me. And I think… I don't fucking know, but I think-”
“Richie's been in love with you since the 2nd grade,” Stanley interrupted, flatly.
Eddie's whole body froze.
“What?!” Eddie screeched, face burning bright pink.
Stanley continued, unphased, “Does that help?”
Or Eddie (finally) figures some shit out.
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05 Dec 2025