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It started with Ink and Chip.
The second he'd been free to, Phil had taken off as far and as fast as he could go, moving before people had even realized that they could. He knew, vaguely, how community servers worked, had heard rumors and horror stories even as he tended to spend most of his time in his singular self-made server. Espionage, internal politicking, leverage and threats and the like. Fun for some, but Phil was already hard gears towards simple 'survival' so the fact that he had two tails almost the moment he started moving had the hairs on the back of his neck rising.
He lost them around the volcano in Iceland, spent a few days holed up underground but... well, it seemed as though Arlus had been making moves in the background in that amount of time. Well-connected and clearly looking to stake a claim over the land Phil's attempted escape towards.
They'd ambushed him the second he'd hit the surface.
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Etoiles felt very much like he was walking into a den of wolves as Bolas Rojas leered down at him from their perches, scattered about on both the second and first floors. Phil was by the fountain, feet stuck in the water, and he looked up when Etoiles entered. He rose from his seat with his robe wrapped loosely around him, slipping a little off his shoulder enticingly, and Etoiles was suddenly very glad he was here, even if the others were looking at him like a toy to be ripped apart.
"Hello Phil." He greeted with a smile, not able to help the way he side-eyed Cellbit, who was sat the closest. He was idly flipping a knife in his hands as he watched Etoiles in kind, eyes half lidded and expression almost hungry. "Cellbit."
"Hiya mate." Phil greeted in return, his voice warm. "Don't mind them."
Etoiles laughed. "Might be hard, Phil."
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"Philza." The Observer boomed, and Phil frowned at him, but couldn't do much else. The big fucker raised both his arms in dramatic fashion, his long sweeping sleeves spreading out like large wings, and when he dropped him there were two people kneeling beside him, and Phil's stomach dropped in kind. "Pick your gift."
"You've got to be fucking kidding me." Phil breathed, looking at the two men, heads bowed demurely. They almost could've been statues if they hadn't been breathing and Phil felt suddenly like he was on the verge of throwing up. Cellbit's face had gone cold and distant, an expression Phil hadn't seen in a long fucking time, an expression he'd never hoped to see again. "You can't be fucking serious."
I.e. Missa is given to Philza as a prize. They both do their best despite the circumstances.
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When sleep did come it didn't stick for long. Really, all it seemed good for was making the line between dreams and the impossible reality he was living more difficult to draw. He hadn't quite been able to shake the feeling that he was just... flashing in between some kind of purgatory and paradise, torn between the two with violent yanks and hooked grips. Could it really be fully considered a paradise when he still had marred and inhuman skin and insides from everything that had happened in that stupid blood ocean? When he could still sense the thrum of it, the feeling, warm and alive around and on top of and inside of him. When his dreams consisted of sightless eyes digging into swells of dirt, rough protrusions that cut odd lines through his perception.
He dreamt of vivid red and iron, the smell and taste of it so ingrained into who he was that he couldn't imagine a time when he hadn't known.
'Dreams', he called them. As if it were that easy to separate his reality from whatever this was.
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a collection of unfinished works!
Ch 1. firework duo vampire au
Ch 2. End duo "From Darkness" au
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I take writing prompts sometimes. tumblr is @insomniwillow
Be warned they might take me a while to finish but asks are currently open!
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The fucking ducks got me man by InsomniWillow
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
30 Apr 2023
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 Jul 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
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10 Sep 2026
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Rule 86 of the Internet: If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it. No exceptions.
So here is an ASCII Art animation of "Bad Apple!! feat. nomico" made with HTML and CSS -- every single frame hosted entirely here on AO3.
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- Part 8 of work skin fics
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10 Sep 2026
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one grain of grace by underoriginal
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
12 Sep 2026
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Trapped on the bottom of a blood ocean between a researcher who wants to get him killed and a mysterious sea monster who also wants to get him killed, Simon finds a third option in an otherworldy music.
Meanwhile, Ava is having the weirdest day of her life and Grace, expecting a care package from Earth, finds someone else entirely.
Bookmarked by InsomniWillow
02 Sep 2026
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Refusal comes first. After refusal comes the breaking. Once broken, he wants. What he wants, he has to be good, to get. What he wants, is...
Whatever Phil wants.The leader of the losing team becomes Bolas's attack dog. It is too easy for Phil to exploit the ferocious protector of all, easy to make him think he is nothing but a pair of arms and a set of jaws for someone else to command. Days in Purgatory last too long and Etoiles succumbs to the 'training' he is put through, proving his belonging to Phil in a bloody trial.
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12 Aug 2026
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In which two deeply damaged people try, badly, to offer each other olive branches without mistaking them for weapons--or turning it into a sex thing.
(It's definitely a sex thing.)
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(Trans!Grace repeatedly gets the rug pulled out from under him. Simon continues to require several therapists. Unfortunately, there are still no therapists on Erid.)
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