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Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”
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- Part 8 of Game of Thrones works
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03 Nov 2025
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Tywin gave her a stern look. “Watch your tongue.”
“Or what, you’ll cut my head off, like your grandson did to my father?” Arya spat at him, a cub trying to bite with milk teeth.
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- Part 14 of Game of Thrones works
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- English
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03 Nov 2025
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“Why not a hook, though?” Brienne said, and Jaime followed her gaze to the golden hand covering his stump. He paused, and she added, “It’s pretty, but it’s not much use, is it?"
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- Part 6 of Game of Thrones works
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- English
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02 Nov 2025
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Don't Look Back by acuteneurosis
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Oct 2025
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Bookmarked by Ivorypolarbear
17 Aug 2025
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MI6 employed a broad variety of people with an equally broad array of sexual proclivities - no surprise in a place that trained and equipped international spies. Despite this openminded work environment, however, assumptions were made: obviously 007 was a hypersexual womanizer and the mild-mannered Quartermaster was asexual.
When the reality turns out to be that 007 is ace and Q is actually into submission, life is bound to get more interesting.
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- 31/31
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Bookmarked by Ivorypolarbear
13 Aug 2025
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SecUnit finds itself in charge of one of Dr. Mensah's children, and on the run. Luckily, it's good at its job. Unluckily, it has to hang out with a human adolescent. (It can handle the people trying to kill it. It's the babysitting thing that's terrifying.)
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29 Jun 2025
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Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore
Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun.
Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.
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Bookmarked by Ivorypolarbear
01 Jun 2025
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Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.
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Bookmarked by Ivorypolarbear
29 May 2025
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The moment that James steps through the front door, he is sure of one thing: a mystery is afoot.
Years after James' retirement, he and Q have moved and are happily settling into their new home. All seems well until one day, James comes home to discover a series of strange clues which point to something being awry.
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Bookmarked by Ivorypolarbear
19 May 2025
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Q fell into the past and does his best to delicately nudge things for the better.
Whenever a mallet won’t work.
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12 May 2025
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Numerical Data by hollybennett123
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
05 Dec 2015
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Q has shagged James Bond nine times and his life is a disaster.
(or: Q has a bad day, Bond has a thing for Q's jumpers and the night goes exactly as expected, for the most part)
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04 May 2025
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Three's Company by Only_1_Truth
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
14 Oct 2020
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A university AU where everyone has a Gift and the options are nearly endless: anything from shape-shifting to kinesis to being able to make the perfect cuppa.
With Q and Alec as shape-shifters and James as a somewhat sketchy Telepath, the options for mayhem are also endless.
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23 Apr 2025
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How to Be a Superhero by turningterrific for
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
07 Aug 2016
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“Am I sacked?”
M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”
James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.
“You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”
“So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.
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Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).
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16 Apr 2025
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12 Feb 2025
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The Time for Home by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Dec 2019
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Bilbo Baggins doesn't fit in in the Shire. He's not a normal hobbit. That doesn't bother him.
Having his warnings ignored? Trying to help those who will not help themselves?
That bothers him.
Updated 6/12/19 with post-Epilogue 'one-shot' chapter.
- Language:
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- 211,687
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- 54/54
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02 Dec 2024
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The Road Delivered Us Home by keelywolfe
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
16 Dec 2022
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28 Nov 2024
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The Empty Bellies Dining Society by sam_ptarmigan (Delphi)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
31 Mar 2014
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Bilbo and Dwalin have two things in common: an appreciation for good meals and a case of unrequited love for a certain oblivious king. The only sensible thing to do is form a supper club.
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27 Nov 2024
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There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.
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15 Nov 2024
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The Mushroom Mine by Chrononautical
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Mar 2018
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05 Nov 2024
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An Ever-Fixed Mark by AMarguerite
Fandom: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
28 Oct 2017
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21 Mar 2024